Bleach: Brave Souls story ยท Event, Kon's Calamity: Seeking a New Home!

Chapter 3: Where I Truly Belong?

Kon's Calamity: Seeking a New Home!. Kon somehow manages to escape from Kisuke, but there is a new challenge awaiting him when he realizes where he's run to.

3 scenes, 30 lines

1. Before the battle

8 lines
Kon

Dammit... Why do I always have to deal with such horrible tragedies?

It wouldn't be this way if Ichigo could give just a teeny bit more thought into caring for me.

*Creak*

Jinta

What the hell are you mumbling about in there?! This is my private room!

Ururu

It's not just yours...

Kon

(Dammit! I just ran into one of the open doors. I didn't know it was the kids' room.)

Jinta

You know what happens to bad kids who sneak into people's rooms without their permission? You get punished! Right, Ururu?

Kon

Wait, but I... I'm so sorry!

2. Before the boss

9 lines
Jinta

All right, Ururu! Grab the other foot next!

Ururu

Okay...

Kon

You have nothing to gain from doing this! Let me go and I'll leave!

Ururu

Kisuke said we need to catch you if you're staying over.

Kon

We already agreed it's not happening! I'm not gonna stay here!

Ururu

Don't worry. It won't hurt. There, there...

Jinta

That's right! You got this, Ururu!

Kon

I told you to stop! Please?!

(All I wanted...was some kindness...)

3. After the battle

13 lines
Kon

(I can't do this anymore... I'm going home... I have to go home...)

Yuzu Kurosaki

Hello!

Jinta

You're here again?

Yuzu Kurosaki

Huh? Is that Bostov? Why is he here?

Oh, wow. You're so dirty. We're gonna take a bath together when we get home, okay?

Jinta

A bath...together?! You little...!

Kon

(Don't glare at me, you red-headed runt! I would love to switch places with you, please! Wait, you actually like this kid?!)

Ururu

Here's your change...

Yuzu Kurosaki

Thanks, Ururu and Jinta. I'll come by again!

All right, Bostov! Let's buy some detergent on our way home so we can get you squeaky clean!

Kon

(Ichigoooo! I'm sorry! It's all my fault! Your room is where I belong!)

(I won't run away anymore! I won't complain when you smack me clean! So please, come save me...)

(Please, not the washing machine!!!)