Chapter 2: Sneaking into the Soul Society

Oohhhh... So this is the Soul Society, huh? Right, I'll start by looking for the girls' dressing room.

Welcome back, Seventh Seat Yamada.

Hey, there!

You're done with your mission in the world of the living?

Huh? Yeah, totally done! Finished it a long time ago!

(What the hell is up with this annoying guy? I don't wanna talk to any dudes right now!)

I'm busy, all right? I'll catch you later.

It's Squad 4!

Kill 'em! Get 'em!

Ahhhhhhhh!!! All I did was look at them! Why do they want to kill me?!

What in the world did Hanataro do now?! These guys are seriously pissed off!

Wait, you bastard! That treatment you gave me the other day hurt a lot! You know that?!

(Wait a minute. What am I running for? Hanataro's a Soul Reaper. I've got a real weapon.)

Oh, yeah?! Bring it then! Take this!

Prepare to experience Hanataro Yamada's Zanpakuto! Don't underestimate the powers of a Seventh Seat officer!

Ahhhh...uh?

Uh... Huh?

Kon had a reasonably good plan, but what he didn't know is my Zanpakuto, Hisagomaru, heals the wounds of anyone it touches.

Heh. What was that? It didn't hurt at all.

Uh... Haha...

Get him!

Ahhhh!!!