Chapter 3

Are you with these boys?

Kensei Muguruma, Squad 9 Captain. This clown here is one of my men.

Oh a captain, eh? So exciting!

I bet you'd make a worthy opponent, and ordinarily I'd stay to find out, but I'm on my way to investigate a couple of unidentified flying objects.

Aw, come on, don't leave. You have two captains you can take on. Beat a tag team like us and you'd really make a name for yourself.

Come on, then! Let's do it! Hurry up!

Oh, we'll hurry all right. In fact, this won't take long at all.

Hmpf.

Heh heh heh.

Bankai! Tekken Tachikaze!

Well, since you insist! I'm going to lay you out for a ten-count!

Hng!

That was it? You're kidding.

Are you telling me that idiot lieutenant of mine was knocked out by that attack?!

Hurts, doesn't it? My Tachikaze is a Zanpakuto that can make its sword trajectory explode.

And my Tekken Tachikaze is a Bankai that channels the force of those explosions into my fists.

That explosive power...

Ugh...

...will continue to pound you endlessly as long as my fist stays in contact!

Hyargh!

Now get lost!

No! No way! C'mon, Mister, get up, get up! You've got to get up!

Oh, terrific... Now I've made the little kid cry. I'm starting to feel like the bad guy here.

No, Captain. That guy's no little kid.

Hm? Oh, look who finally decided to wake up.

Don't let that little guy fool you, he's the one you've got to get rid of first!

!?

You're not just any wrestler, Champ! You're a Superstar!

Hnh!

Hyah!

Ugh...

That's right, I am "S!" "The Superstar," Mask De Masculine!

Tsk.