Chapter 1: Kon's Plot

I haven't starred in any episodes lately...

...but that streak ends now! Everyone's gone?! Well good, 'cause today, I'm finally gonna put my plan into action!

This is gonna be a once in a lifetime chance! You can't blame me for being super hyped about this!

Yeah! So let's get started! Come in, my guest! Come on, hurry up!

Is he not coming?! Where the hell is he?!

Hi, I'm Hanataro Yamada, voted "Most innocent looking guy in Bleach." I won by a landslide, if you were curious.

Anyway, I'm here today because Kon invited me to be a guest on his show.

I've never been asked to appear as a guest, so I'm really excited.

Hey! Hurry up and come over here!

Oh, I think he's calling for me. I better get going.

Kon, what is it you're planning?

Hyah!!!

Heh, heh, heh...

First, I take his Gigai, then I use this Soul Candy self-extraction pad, Extraction Princess!

Next, I insert my Soul Candy into his Gigai...

Huh? Wait, what?

Ooh...

Yeahhhh! A body at last!

Take that, ya bastard! That's right! You just sit there and watch, idiot!

It's a weird look, but the ladies like it so I'm happy!

My manly erotic conquest of the Soul Society will begin in the next episode!

Look forward to it!