Chapter 2: Off on an Errand

First up is...

Bwahahaha!

Ahahaha!

Those voices... I wonder what they're doing in there.

Excuse me! Whoa! So much alcohol.

Captain Ukitake is truly wonderful! I'm very proud to be a member of Squad 13!

Hmm.

He's strong and kind and handsome and just the best captain ever!

Really?

What?! Are you saying that Captain Ukitake isn't handso... I mean, wonderful?!

Huh?! I won't let anyone get away with making fun of Captain Ukitake!

What are you so angry about? I didn't even say anything.

It's your fault for being a dullard who can't see how splendid Captain Ukitake is!

All right, I got it! I'm going to tell you all the ways that Captain Ukitake is amazing!

I didn't ask for that. That's going to ruin the taste of all the alcohol I brought.

It's bad enough that my own captain's always going on and on about Lady Yoruichi.

Why do I have to hear all this bragging about another captain even when I'm in a different squad?

Why you...!

P-Please calm down!

What is going on in here?!

I heard a loud noise. Huh? You're here too, Lieutenant Kotetsu? Welcome.

Oh, hello. Wait, this isn't the time for that!

Wh-Why are you holding a sake bottle in each hand?

Lieutenant Omaeda, you blockhead!

S-Stop it!

Oof!