Bleach: Brave Souls story ยท Event, Kon's Calamity: Dream BBQ

Chapter 1

Kon's Calamity: Dream BBQ. Kon keeps letting out depressed sighs whenever he is at home. It seems he is getting more and more frustrated with being cooped-up in Ichigo's room all the time.

3 scenes, 74 lines

1. Before the battle

36 lines
Kon

*Sigh*

Ichigo

Hey Rukia, have you seen the notebook that was on my desk?

Rukia

Oh, the language arts notebook? I borrowed it.

Ichigo

You should have asked me first.

Rukia

It's not my fault you weren't around when I needed it.

Kon

*Sigh*

Ichigo

It would be nice if you put it back when you're done with it.

Rukia

Sorry, it was on purpose.

Ichigo

That's even worse!

Kon

*Siiiiigh*

Rukia

Yes, we hear you.

Ichigo

What's with the obnoxious sighing?

Kon

Must be nice, being able to go outside whenever you please.

I'm a poor little bird that's trapped in its cage... Nay, a pretty lion of sorrow.

Rukia

Right...

Kon

Aaaaaaahhhhhhh!

Ichigo

Whoa?!

Kon

I wish I could go out and play to my heart's content for once!

I want to play and go out to eat!

Come on, can't I go out for just one day?

I know, Ichigo! Let me borrow your body!

Ichigo

No way!

Besides, you always cause trouble.

I'm the one that has to clean up your mess, you know.

Kon

It's just one day, man! I have so much pent up frustration.

Soul Reaper Pass

*Hollow!!!* *Hollow!!!*

Ichigo

A Hollow.

Rukia

Time to go, Ichigo.

Ichigo

Yeah!

That's some good timing. You want to borrow my body, right?

You'd better be good and stay indoors though. Got it?

Kon

Aww... I can't even go out after all?

Man, I want to go outside...

It should be okay if I just go on a walk, right?

I'm sure he won't mind as long as I stay near him.

Alright! Time to follow him then.

2. Before the boss

10 lines
Orihime

Ichigo, Rukia!

Ichigo

Orihime?

Orihime

This Spiritual Pressure is from a Hollow, right?

Rukia

Yeah, it's somewhere up ahead.

Orihime

I'll help too.

Ichigo

Thanks! I have a bad feeling about this.

Rukia

Kon will probably cause trouble unless we get back quickly.

Orihime

Huh?

Ichigo

Oh, it's nothing.

Anyway, let's take care of this Hollow.

3. After the battle

28 lines
Ichigo

By the way, are you sure you have time to help us, Orihime? Aren't you out here because you have something to do?

Orihime

No, I was just out shopping. I was about to make dinner when I noticed I was out of sauce.

I was thinking of making a stew with some ginger since it's so cold today.

Ichigo

Do you really need sauce for that?

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Heeeyyy!

Kon

Why is Orihime here?

Rukia

Kon?!

Ichigo

Why you...! I told you to stay inside!

Kon

And I thought you were out fighting Hollows!

Why are you having a jolly good time chatting with Orihime?! Just enjoying the passion of youth, are you? It must be nice!

It's not fair. Why do you always get all the fun?! I want to hang out and go eat, too!

Rukia

Then let me ask you, Kon. What would you do if you had a whole day to yourself?

Kon

Huh? Well...

I'd go to you and Orihime and...ehehehe...

Rukia

That would be out of the question.

Kon

Ahh! I was just kidding!

I would be happy if I could enjoy a meal and chat with everyone!

Orihime

Enjoy a meal and chat with everyone, huh?

I know! Ichigo, why don't we have a barbeque with everyone?

Ichigo

Huh?

Kon

Orihime...!

Come on Ichigo, just one day! Let's have a barbeque, please?

Ichigo

Alright, fine. Let's do it then.

Rukia

I suppose one day would be okay.

Kon

Yaaaaaaaayy! I can finally go play again!

Ichigo

You'd better help set up.

Kon

Of course!

Alright, this is going to be so much fun!