Mayuri Vs. Szayelaporro: The Great Showdown

Hello, there. I'm Doctor Mayuri. I can help you with any problems you may have with your external features, as well as altering and modifying your body.

Today, I'd like to show you what an amazing doctor and scientist I am.

I'm giving up my precious time for you normal people.

You had better be grateful.

Anyway, the research and inventions I'm going to introduce to you this time are... Let me think.

How about this? I'll explain as I perform the actual experiment.

First, we will begin by finding a test subject. Let's go and capture a Hollow.

Nemu! What are you doing just standing there?

You're going to help me prepare my subject!

Understood, Master Mayuri.

Such a dimwitted slowpoke you are!

Well, I must say. I'm unimpressed.

I'm not quite sure what you're planning to do here, but...

...there's only so much you can do using Hollows of this level.

What's that? I don't recall inviting you.

If you cook up something pathetic, it would ruin the name of all scientists.

I thought I was doing a favor by showing up.

Well, I wish you'd minded your own business.

I have no need for an annoying nuisance. It'd only hinder my work. Will you go and disappear already?

You're being quite rude, don't you think?

I came all the way out here to give you some advice.

It seems you don't quite understand. I'm saying that is precisely what I don't need.

How long are you going to extend your unwelcome?

I guess I should say, until you understand how primitive your experiments are.

Hah! I doubt there's even a speckle's worth of knowledge I can gain from you.

How can you say that? You haven't even seen my research.

I'm amazed at how inconsiderate you are.

I could say the same, as you've never seen my research either.

Why don't you stop talking to me?

Fine, then how about this?

We show each other our research data and experiments, as well as our inventions, so that we can determine who is superior.

That way, we would know clearly who is correct in this argument.

Hm. Well, that does sound like a more productive way of resolving this issue. Much better than this chit chat.

Alright. Let's compare our creations and see who's better.

Agreed.

Shall we begin?