Bleach: Brave Souls story ยท Event, Seireitei Alternate Tales: Tea Party Misadventures

Chapter 1: Girly Stuff

Seireitei Alternate Tales: Tea Party Misadventures. Although the Sword Beast incidents are now fewer in number, the ladies of the Women's Soul Reaper Association are fatigued from their constant missions. During one of their meetings, a suggestion is made.

3 scenes, 52 lines

1. Before the battle

16 lines

The Seireitei...

Nanao

We will now begin today's meeting for the Women's Soul Reaper Association. First, the Chairwoman would like to suggest an idea.

If you please.

Yachiru

Let's go out and have some fun, right now!

Nanao

What?!

Rangiku

Oh, that sounds like a good idea. Especially since the incidents with the Sword Beasts are finally dying down.

Haineko

That's great! I really needed a break. You guys make me work way too much.

Tobiume

Really? I don't ever recall seeing you work. To be honest, it looked like you were always playing.

Haineko

Well, why don't you go work alone if you love working so much? You don't have to come with us, you know?

Tobiume

I never said I wasn't coming!

Momo

Stop fighting, you two. This is a great opportunity. Let's all go together.

Nanao

But hold on. We can't just suddenly decide we're going to go somewhere.

Momo

I don't think it'd be a problem if it's just a little group outing after this meeting.

Rangiku

She's right, Nanao. It's not like we're going on a vacation trip for several days.

Nanao

Well, I suppose that should be fine. So, where did you plan on going?

Yachiru

To Byakky's!

2. Before the boss

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Rangiku

Hey, isn't that Zabimaru's snake boy over there?

Haineko

Yeah, it is. That's strange. It's not often you see them separated from each other.

Zabimaru

............

Momo

Hi, there. You're not with the monkey lady and Renji today?

Zabimaru

Don't even talk to me about him!

Momo

Huh? What happened?

Tobiume

Don't worry about it, Momo. I'm sure it's just another one of their stupid quarrels.

Zabimaru

It's not stupid!

We promised each other that we'd always be together from now on! Renji even said he wouldn't have it any other way!

But just earlier, he told me I can't come with him anymore.

Momo

Oh, no... Did Renji really say that?

Renji

What's that? I thought I heard my name.

Rangiku

Hey, Renji. I know he's your own Zanpakuto and all, but don't you think you're being a little too harsh on such a little kid?

Haineko

You're the lowest of the low.

Yachiru

Renren's so mean!

Tobiume

Men are so worthless. The entire lot of them.

Renji

Woah, what?! How come I'm being bashed by all of you?!

3. After the battle

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Renji

That's a complete misunderstanding!

I just told him to stop following me into the bathroom all the time!

Nanao

Oh, uh... Right. That's understandable.

Zabimaru

Then, can I stay with you all other times?

Renji

Well, I mean... Yeah, of course. I kinda need you to stay by my side.

Zabimaru

Renjiiii!!!

Rangiku

Boy, you guys made such a scene out of this.

Zabimaru

Sounds like Snake caused a little trouble for you guys. By the way, what are you ladies doing in such a big group?

Yachiru

We're going to Byakky's.

Renji

To Captain Kuchiki's manor? What for?

Haineko

To have a tea party!

Rangiku

Since you're a girl too, would you like to join us? Our girls' days out are a lot of fun.

Zabimaru

Just Snake?! That's not fair! I wanna come too!

Yachiru

Then we can all go together!

Zabimaru

Yeah!

Rangiku

Does that mean Renji's coming too?

Zabimaru

Of course you are, right?! You promised we'd always be together!

Renji

Is this seriously happening...?

By the way, you did get permission from Captain Kuchiki to visit his house, right?