Bleach: Brave Souls story ยท Event, Women's Soul Reaper Association: Beauty Pageant Mayhem!

Chapter 6: A Possible Candidate?!

Women's Soul Reaper Association: Beauty Pageant Mayhem!. Nanao fumes with frustration as the search for candidates seems to have utterly failed. But finally, there might be someone who wishes to participate!

3 scenes, 39 lines

1. Before the battle

7 lines
Isane

Welcome back. Were you able to find any candidates?

Rangiku

No luck here. But tell me, what happened?

Isane

Well, just a little trouble, I suppose.

Nanao

Are you even listening to me, Chairwoman?! Oh, stop that! You're spilling the candies as you eat them!

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Soi Fon

This may not be a good place to talk.

Rangiku

Maybe we should step outside.

2. Before the boss

16 lines
Soi Fon

So in other words, we've all got nothing.

Rangiku

Nanao, I don't think this is gonna work. Let's give up on this idea of the beauty pageant and think of another...

Chojiro

I realize you're in the middle of a conversation, but excuse me.

Is this where I sign up for the Mister 13 Court Guard Squads contest?

Uh... Huh?

Chojiro

I was told you were accepting applicants whether they be recommended or self-nominated.

I would love to take this chance to present my best suit that I secretly had tailored in England in case an event like this should arise.

I've heard that the Head Captain has been recommended by Lieutenant Kusajishi and plans to participate as well. I understand this may be a close battle, but...

Isane

It sounds like different information's been getting mixed up into this.

Rangiku

Um, Lieutenant Sasakibe? May I ask who you heard about this from?

Chojiro

From both Lieutenant Hisagi and Lieutenant Kira.

Rangiku

Oh no, those two? I told them I was looking for girls, not guys!

Nanao

I'm so sorry. We're looking for candidates for a Miss 13 Court Guard Squads. All the other information you have is wrong.

Chojiro

But I...

Rangiku

I kinda feel bad for him.

Nanao

You say that so easily but whose fault is it?! Why do we keep getting all these men?!

3. After the battle

16 lines
Rangiku

I'm sorry, all right? But you were the one who came up with this beauty pageant idea without warning us.

Nanao

I suggested the idea because I want to resolve our funding issues! If we hadn't wasted money, we wouldn't be in this situation!

Rukia

Excuse me. I was told to deliver a recommendation letter to you from my brother. Is Lieutenant Kotetsu here?

Nanao

A recommendation letter?

Isane

That's right! Captain Kuchiki said he would write a letter to introduce a candidate to us! I'm glad he pulled though.

Rangiku

That's great! At this rate, we might only have one contestant, but one is still a start!

Nanao

This is Captain Kuchiki's recommendation. I think we can count on it. Let's take a look!

Kiyone

Hmm... "I write this letter to recommend the following candidate." Who does he mean?

Nemu

Maybe he's talking about this drawing that was included in the letter.

Yachiru

What is this? It's so weird!

Rangiku

I think it's called Ambassador Seaweed or something.

Rukia

It's a character that my brother came up with! Unfortunately, I think he's male...

Rangiku

Did you explain to Captain Kuchiki the purpose of this contest at all?

Isane

Well, I thought we did.

Nanao

I can't do this anymore.

Someone explain to me what the hell is going on!!!