Bleach: Brave Souls story ยท Event, Wonderful Error

Chapter 1: All Systems Green

Wonderful Error. Spring has come. Fateful meetings on the first day of school at Karakura First High School bring everyone together.

2 scenes, 33 lines

1. Before the battle

16 lines

Spring...

Mizuiro, why are you calling me again? Didn't you hear a word I said last night?

I specifically remember telling you that I have very busy day today and I don't have time to talk.

This is so like you. Always thinking of yourself. You need to try putting yourself in my shoes sometimes...

*Beep*

Nanako

Calling your mother again? You're such a good son.

Mizuiro Kojima

I don't really have a mother.

Nanako

You know, you really shouldn't talk like that. You're gonna make your mother cry.

It's your first day of high school, isn't it? Would you like me to drop you off?

Mizuiro Kojima

Sure, thanks.

Hello, hello!

This is Mizuiro, calling the world!

Come in, world! Are all of our cords properly connected?

My world appears to be spinning correctly.

All systems are green.

Communications...failure.

2. After the battle

17 lines
Mizuiro Kojima

Chad and Ichigo from Mashiba Junior High School?

Keigo Asano

Now do you get it?!

For some reason, they've both entered this school! This is no joke!

Mizuiro Kojima

So what if they did? Why are you freaking out?

Keigo Asano

M-Moron! Chad and Ichigo are the most disgusting super-juvenile deliquents of all time!

You wouldn't believe some of the stories I've heard about these guys! People say that they're in with the yakuza, and they've got arrest records of like a mile long!

They smuggle drugs and go into bookstores and look at porn for like five hours straight!

Mizuiro Kojima

But you've never met them, and those are just rumors, so you don't know what kind of people they are.

Keigo Asano

You fool! We're talking about Chad and Ichigo here! We know exactly what kind of people they are!

Which one's more terrifying: the guy whose hair has been orange since the day he was born or the ten-foot tall giant?!

Just their presence here means our rosy high school life is over before it even started!

Mizuiro Kojima

(Let's see... First, each class assembles for a short homeroom followed by the welcome assembly.)

Hey, look at that. They've already posted the class assignments.

It looks like we're both in class 1-3.

Keigo Asano

You can see that from here? Man, I've gotta get my eyes checked...

No! Both Chad and Ichigo are in our class too!

Oh no! It's Chad and Ichigo!