Chapter 3

Where should we go next?

Let's see.

Meow.

Hm?

Another cat? There are so many cats out today.

Maybe the talking cat monster is nearby.

A talking cat that controls people, huh.

I know of one, actually.

Yeah. I can only think of this one being Yoruichi.

But what about the "mass outbreak" part?

Maybe everyone from the Soul Society transform into cats when they come here!

They all have their Gigai, so there's no point to that.

Oh, I guess you're right.

These cats seem like they're all headed in the same direction.

Let's follow them.

Here's an empty lot, but it looks like they're headed somewhere else.

Maybe they're meeting up in the park tonight.

We'll find out if we continue to follow them.

Hah!

I told you, that isn't how you do it!

Huh? What's going on?

Hahhhh!

Hado 33: Sokatsui!

You're doing it wrong! Concentrate more!

What are you guys doing?

Crap! Why are you all here?

Renji wanted to secretly practice Kido, so I was helping with his training.

Hey! You're not supposed to tell them, Rukia!

Are you all on patrol tonight?

Close enough. There are strange rumors going around lately, and people are calling it the seven wonders of Karakura Town.

But we've found out the causes for most of them.

All we have to figure out is the talking cat, the jumping high school kid, and will-o-wisp in empty lots.

Will-o-wisps?

S-Sokatsui!

Ahh, dammit! How do I get this to work?!

............

He looks like he's trying hard, so we won't say anything for now.

Yeah, thanks.

This Spiritual Pressure!

A Hollow!

Renji! Time-out on the training! Let's go!

We almost lost sight of the cats while we were fighting the Hollow, but good thing we were able to catch up.

That's a lot of cats.

Seeing that many cats in one area kinda creeps me out.

Hey, look over there!

Alright, is everyone here?

Today, I'll teach you more words that will allow you to control your human.

Ahem. "I want fish."

Myaw rwar myiw.

Exactly, you're doing great. The next phrase is...

Food please.

Myuu mwee.

That's right. And remember, it's more effective if you purr up against the human's leg.

What do you think she's doing?

M-Maybe it's Yoruichi's way of communicating with her cat friends.

I wouldn't say it's the best way to do so, since it's now become an urban legend in town.

So, there's only one more wonder of Karakura Town left.

The flying high school kid!

Do you know where this one appears?

No, we have to wait for it to come out.

Ahhhhh!

What was that?!

A scream?

Oh cuuttiieee!

Ahhhhh! Pervert!!!

Habwah!

What?! The hell is he doing?!

Looks like he's jumping at every woman who walks by.

I gotta admit though, he's got some strong jumps.

Strong jump... Wait a minute.

So the rumor of the high school kid who has crazy jumps and starts attacking people is...that bastard?!

Or actually, it's me?!

That sounds philosophical!

You mean psychological?

Damn you, Kon! You better be kidding me!

Crap! Ichigo?!

You're not getting away with this today!

Stop right there!

And with that, all seven wonders of Karakura Town have been solved!

Maybe...