Bleach: Brave Souls story ยท Event, Seireitei Alternate Tales: New Year Hysteria

Chapter 2: Izuru's Calamity

Seireitei Alternate Tales: New Year Hysteria. Izuru is in the process of cleaning the Squad 3 barracks with Gonryomaru, who has been assigned to help, when Kazeshini unexpectedly turns up.

3 scenes, 38 lines

1. Before the battle

9 lines
Gonryomaru

We shall not leave a single speck of dust in the Seireitei. That is our goal as members of the year end cleaning crew!

The first team will sweep the roads. The second team will...

Izuru

He's really into this. Who knew someone could be so motivated to clean. I guess the personality comes from his owner.

Speaking of which, I was in the middle of cleaning behind the barracks.

Wabisuke

Did you want to go back to it?

Izuru

I shouldn't. This squad has no captain, not to mention the fact that a lot of members haven't even shown up. I can't leave.

Gonryomaru

You have nothing to worry about! As the supervisor here, I will make sure we fulfill our duties!

It's natural that you care about the cleanliness of your own barracks. It also makes sense that you work on an area you're familiar with.

Izuru

Hmm, all right. I'll leave it to you then.

2. Before the boss

16 lines
Izuru

Now, let's start with the scrubbing of the outer walls.

???

Mr. Kiraaaaa!!!

Izuru

Who?!

Kazeshini

Mr. Kira, sir. I must sincerely apologize for all the trouble I caused you the other day!

Izuru

Wow, what happened to you? Your personality's completely changed. What are you doing here anyway?

Kazeshini

I'm here to help you clean, if you will allow me to, as a way to make amends.

Izuru

Uh, don't worry. If you want to help out, you should go see what Shuhei's-

Kazeshini

Feh! Who cares about him?!

Izuru

You should care! Shuhei's your master!

Squad 9 has no captain right now, which I know is tough. And with the year-end Seireitei Bulletin wrapping up, the editorial department's a chaotic mess.

I think you should go back to your squad and do your job rather than try to help me here.

Kazeshini

Are you saying I have no need to atone for my sins? Mr. Kira, you are too kind.

But that will not satisfy my urge!

Izuru

I said nothing of that sort.

Kazeshini

Tell me, what can I do for you? Throw away the trash, perhaps? Or wipe down the floors?

Izuru

It'd be nice if you would listen to me, actually.

3. After the battle

13 lines
Izuru

Oh, fine. All right.

I'll let you clean this area.

Kazeshini

Yessir! Leave it to me!

Shuhei

What's going on, Izuru? Is something wrong?

Izuru

Kazeshini came barging into our barracks and started cleaning for me, so I'm here to help with Squad 9's clean up instead.

Shuhei

Huh?

Izuru

I said Kazeshini is cleaning Squad 3's barracks instead of Squad 9's, so I'm here to-

Shuhei

That bastard! I was wondering where he went. What's he doing kissing up to others?

Thanks for letting me know! I'll go get him! Squad 3 barracks, right?!

Izuru

It defeats the purpose if you go too, Shuhei! Just leave the cleaning to-

What was that sound?

Wabisuke

It was from Squad 3.

Izuru

Ugh, I'm already feeling tired.