Bleach: Brave Souls story · Event, Once Upon a Time in the Seireitei: Squad 2's Picture Scroll of Love
Chapter 6: A Misunderstanding
Once Upon a Time in the Seireitei: Squad 2's Picture Scroll of Love. Thanks to Yoruichi's meddling, Kisuke shows up. Soi Fon tries to point out Yoruichi's misunderstanding, but she refuses to listen.
3 scenes, 38 lines
1. Before the battle
5 linesLady Yoruichi! What are you doing here?
I thought you had a mountain of paperwork to get through today! What happened to all of that?
I can finish that up later. I care more about you than those documents.
L-Lady Yoruichi...
I don't deserve those words. What do you mean by...?
2. Before the boss
21 lines
Sorry I'm late.
Kisuke Urahara! What are you doing here?!
For some reason, Yoruichi suddenly called me here. I have no idea...
Are you having a party?
You have a bunch of new duties to deal with as captain. We thought you deserved to take a breather.
Have a drink and catch up to the rest of us.
Oh, is that okay? Well, if you say so.
You're going to drink without hesitation during work hours?! What are you thinking?!
Well, if my superior is the one asking...
Don't use that as an excuse! I saw you drinking with subordinates the other day!
That was part of my duties.
You two really get along. It's great how you can talk to each other without any reserve.
It took some time, but creating this opportunity was definitely the right choice.
What do you mean by that, Lady Yoruichi?!
This is you we're talking about. You'd probably hold back and never talk to him again.
There's no reason for me to talk to him.
See. You don't need a reason to talk to the person you love.
I told you! I am not in love with him!
What a scoundrel! He just got promoted and a cute girl likes him. It's all smooth sailing for him.
Oh... It's no big deal.
Why are you blushing?!
3. After the battle
12 linesAnyway, you were just promoted. You have some nerve coming to a place like this and abandoning your squad!
Are you trying to sully the good name of Lady Yoruichi who recommended you for captain?!
She lives up to her reputation. She seems very reliable.
I guess we'll leave these two to it. Why don't we head out?
Sounds good. Sorry for the trouble. Let me buy you some drinks as thanks.
I'd appreciate that. Alright then, let's go grab some drinks.
Lady Yoruichi?! Where are you going? I'm coming with you!
Why do you think I went through all this trouble to get you and Kisuke alone together? You don't have to worry about me.
I didn't ask for any of this! How many times do I have to tell you that you are misunderstanding me?!
Sure, sure.
Oh yeah. If you're going to be back late, I'm fine with you finishing your work tomorrow.
Please wait, Lady Yoruichiiii!