Chapter 1: Rurichiyo in the World of the Living

Oh, wasn't that another fun-filled day?

Indeed, Lady Rurichiyo.

Hm?

Uh, milady?

Ichigo, what is this strange thing?

That? It's just a...

Milady, this device is called a vending machine.

What purpose does it serve?

Here, watch me.

A vending machine's a machine that sells different snacks. This one sells drinks. Go on, try it.

*Sip* Such a flavor! It tastes just like an orange!

Wow, Ichigo! This world is brimming with fascinating items about which I know nothing! You will not hesitate to teach me more about this place!

You kiddin' me? That's how you ask someone for a favor?

............

I-I mean, okay! I'll teach, uh, Rurichiyo a little bit at a time.

Address her as Lady Rurichiyo.

It's fine, Kenryu. I have a huge heart. Therefore, I shall forgive Ichigo's indiscretion.

How magnanimous, Lady Rurichiyo! I, lowly Kenryu, am in awe of your grace!

No need to overreact, Kenryu.

*Sigh*

Lady Rurichiyo, how would you like to check out a few more fascinating items from this world?

Where are they kept?

I think you're going to enjoy this.

So what sort of place is it you are taking me? Do you go there often as well, Miss Kuchiki?

Yes, I do. It's full of very fun things that can only be found in the world of the living.

Is that so?! That sounds very exciting!

(I guess it's cute when she's laughing and smiling. It feels more appropriate for a girl of her age.)

Ichigo Kurosaki.

Huh?

Don't "huh" me. Have you not noticed? There's a Hollow nearby and it's coming closer.

I can't risk having any danger come close to our princess. Go deal with it quickly and come back as if nothing happened. Don't let her notice you're gone.

Hey, if you're so adamant about it, why didn't you guys just go the moment you sensed it?

We are Lady Rurichiyo's guardians and as such, our duty is to stay by her side at all times. There's no way we can leave.

Not to mention, if we went somewhere, she would definitely notice right away. Now's your chance! Hurry, go!

I swear... Yesterday, you guys were basically on your hands and knees, and now this is the thanks I get? You guys are brutal.

Hey, I've dealt with it.

Well done. Luckily, Lady Rurichiyo was intent on her conversation with Miss Kuchiki and didn't notice.

Good for you.

However, Ichigo Kurosaki, if you are to call yourself a bodyguard, you should act more swiftly.

Considering how I had to be the one to chivvy you along, this could affect any future incidents.

Yeah, yeah. Advice taken.