Act 1: Sneak Attack!! GUDAGUDA Okehazama

All right, we'll set up camp here! Ben I mean, Sessai, prepare for a banquet. In two seconds.

Two seconds? Oh I'm sorry, right away! Please don't put your hand on your blade.

However, my lord, camping in a place like this is dangerous. Don't let your guard down.

I am fully aware of that. After all, I'm a genius. I don't mind danger and stuff.

If we're attacked, we wake right up and attack back. Enemies can't easily approach an army this size to begin with.

Nobu nobuu!

See, this mysterious creature says so, too. Ben I mean, Sessai, you worry too much.

I see... I hope nothing serious ends up happening...

Looks like some Servants are bringing those strange creatures along with them...

Hmm, it seems they brainwash Servants summoned by the Holy Grail, and then they put those Servants to work...

Those do look like Heroic Spirits, but something's odd. Maybe some unnecessary factors got mixed in during their summons.

In any case, it'll be difficult to fight an army that large. What should we do?

Indeed, this calls for a night raid, of course!

That's right! It's the best way for a few to attack many! By the way, when I was young...

You study hard, I'm impressed! Yes, with that battle I revealed my intention to unify the nation!

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I'll catch the enemy's attention. Everyone, ambush the main army when you get the chance!

Listen to me!

Sakura Saber, will you be okay going alone?

Despite my looks, I'm used to dealing with large groups, and those trivial enemies can't possibly defea...

Kugh?! (coughs blood)

Whaaaaaat?

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D-Don't be alarmed... This is simply a skill of mine...

Sometimes I'm unable to act, or I'm defenseless before an enemy. That's all this ability does...

(Sob) After all, I'm a useless soldier. Who made the Bakumatsu like that?

It's not as if I like having this skill! I can't remove it even if I wanted to!

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Hmm? Who's making a fuss over there?

Come on! See, now they found us because you were making so much noise!

Are you the insolent bunch after Lord Yoshitsune? You have some nerve attacking an army this large.

...But I respect your courage! Therefore I, Matsudaira Arash, the vanguard of this troop,

the best archer in these seasno, the best archer in the Orient! will rain punishment down on you!

I am so confused right now!

This isn't good... But it's not over yet...

I will show you... This attack has all my body and soul poured into it!

I've got a bad feeling about this... Looks like there's a lot of power going into that.

A-Anyway, let's run away!

Everything's a mess right now, but we have no choice. Run!

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It's impossible to run from my bow. Its range is 2,500 kilometers!

That's not a bow anymore!

The moon is nice tonight, Benkei... I mean, Sessai.

You ended up saying my whole name, my lord. The moon is indeed lovely, but still...

Strange people seem to be approaching us... Do you know who they are?

I wonder if they're the patrol that Matsudaira sent out.

Move, move! Get out of our way!

Sorry, we're going to pass through here!

...They're gone now. I wonder what that was about?

So, Benkei... I mean Sessai. There's one more thing I wanted to ask.

Did we shoot off some fireworks during the feast?

No, I didn't hear about that...

Then what's that light streaking across the sky like a shooting star...

It's shining brightly, like a shooting star indeed.

Stella!

Th-This can't be. This huge army, in an instant... Forgive me, brother, but our dream of resurrecting the Kamakura shogunate is...

Ah, please stop trying to hit me with a rice spoon from beyond the mountains... (snore)

That's why I told you not to let your guard down... Anyway, let's get out of here while we're still standing...

All enemy Servant signatures have vanished...

Well, this is kind of...

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It can't be helped!