Section 3: That is Also Me

Ah, how can this be? It's sad, but all of this is part of my plan

As expected of my Master... I am impressed that you noticed.

As expected of my Master... That calmness is fit for someone who will save the world.

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We're here... Lord Caesar incites people with his words, Lord Hohenheim changes people with his attitude.

Please be careful, Master. Mages are like an author's deadline.

If you believe without thinking, you will pay for it later.

A deadline of Friday EOD means it's okay by Monday morning. Depending on the situation, you can even turn it in by Monday night!

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Wait, wait a minute. Please listen to me first.

What is chocolate anyway, Master? That's right, it's a snack made from cocoa beans.

With its abundant sugar, chocolate is sweet and the calories and fat are also overpowering.

...Currently, there are countless female Servants in Chaldea.

They give away chocolates, and if Master eats all of them, it wouldn't be good for Master's health.

However, simply destroying the chocolates won't do They will simply make more on the spot.

Besides, if I do that, they'll kill me.

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However, Holy Chocolate War, where people fight over chocolates... I can't let that happen either.

The world must be forever peaceful and serene. That's when I finally came up with my idea.

That's right, all I need to do is to eliminate chocolate as an ingredient.

Indeed! How exceedingly logical of you!

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A mage like me even agonizes over the question if I should use spells like the ones you see in fairytales.

...Well, I thought it would be good to fulfill a girl's wish in the process.

Sorry, I talk too much.

Therefore, I don't regret anything. I'll do the same thing over and over again.

I cannot reveal that. Revealing a girl's secret is the act of an evil man.

It's incredibly convincing when you say that, you know!

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Now, I think we have reached a mutual understanding... That our opinions will reach an agreement.

So there is only one thing to do. With this magical sword of Paracelsus

I will persuade (brainwash) you.

That's sad... I think you might've misheard.

Are you saying that's my true intention? I wonder what you mean by that?

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In any case, cooking is just mixing ingredients. If it's mixing stuff, nothing beats alchemy.

I have my own opinion regarding chocolate making. I will prove the justice in my plan through this fight!

...I've lost... However... I'm sad...

When I think about how Master would walk the path of carnage...

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...And... My heart aches just thinking about how you have to eat that idol's chocolate...

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Master... You were so preoccupied on chasing chocolates, you forgot about that, right?

No matter what this idol makes, negative adjustment will happen and turn her creation into a mysterious substance...

No... Before all of that.

Even if the majority of the Servants possess knowledge of chocolate, for most of them this is their first time cooking.

...It would be best to ask Lady Da Vinci for some stomach medicine beforehand.

In case you need this... Please drink it... It's made from ancient spirit grass. If it's your stomach, it should protect it.

But... You'll lose your sense of taste...

It won't protect... Your tongue...

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Farewell then, Master. At the very least, please don't rob little girls of their dreams

Little girls' dreams, you say? The most fragile yet sturdy thing in this world.

Yearning for eternity and peace, it is a world where violence and barbarism are alien.

...Nonetheless, I'm fully aware it's a unrefined existence. Therefore we must go destroy that dream!

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Of course! The commotion this time is a tale fit to relax people.

I will do my best to fulfill my role as your buddy!

However, Paracelsus disappeared without telling us anything about the girl, we could really use some hints.

...Huh? Please take a look at this, Master.

This is...a doll, isn't it? Also a gigantic candy and a picture book.

...A picture book?

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We will reveal the culprit... After this commercial break!

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