Fate/Grand Order story · Events, Ki-ki Restoration City, SAITAMA

Final Chapter: Dear Dragon, Race across the Waves of Wadatsumi

Ki-ki Restoration City, SAITAMA. Takasugi Industries Tower

4 scenes, 407 lines

1. Before the battle

132 lines
Okada Izo

What the hell is that!?

Takechi Zuizan

Th-that's...the Kishin you told us about back then...

Takasugi Shinsaku

That's right. Everything I've done, including building this city, has been leading up to his completion.

By incorporating a Holy Grail, Nobunaga's head, and Ama-no-Sakagami...

...I was able to create a man-made god capable of rewriting entire Singularities.

Ama-no-Sakagami

S-stop! This isn't what we agreed upon! You and I had a contract, remember!?

You were meant to create a body fit for a god, to replace the one I lost!

Takasugi Shinsaku

Yes, which I did. I never said I'd let you use it however you wanted, though.

Ama-no-Sakagami

You tricked me!?

Takasugi Shinsaku

Yep, sorry. I've always been good at that kind of thing.

Besides, you've had plenty of fun, right? Now, it's your turn to be useful to me.

Go on, Arahabaki! Absorb him!

Ama-no-Sakagami

W-wait! Stop! Don't do thiiiiiis!!!

Takasugi Shinsaku

Wow, he was infuriating. Kind of frustrating to have needed him for my plan to work.

Anyway, enough of that. Back to the present. Mage of Chaldea, I hope I didn't keep you waiting too long.

Your choice

So everything went according to plan, huh?

Takasugi Shinsaku

I'd say luck played a role too.

If you all hadn't come along, it would've taken much longer to complete the project.

Your choice

So you really were the evil mastermind.

Takasugi Shinsaku

I didn't exactly hide that, did I? I told you the first time we met.

Besides, you can't tell me this is all completely out of left field for you.

?!

Takechi Zuizan

Then, were you lying when we talked about our wishes for our comrades, and the future of Japan? Was it all a lie?

Takasugi Shinsaku

No, it wasn't. My goal was always to make a new country that would improve the lives of all of its people. It still is.

Takechi Zuizan

Then why are you doing this?

Takasugi Shinsaku

You see, I want a true restoration.

Takechi Zuizan

A true...restoration...

Takasugi Shinsaku

I wanted to rid the government of its weak and ineffective rulers and install in their place a strong kingone everyone would fear and obey unquestioningly.

No human could ever fill that role though. A human just isn't enough to change this country.

History has shown us that every human king, no matter how great, will eventually decline and fade.

And you're not going to change the core of a country like that.

No mere human could ever suffice.

Which is why the solution is to create a new, permanent being! One that can serve as king forever!

This Kishinthis miraculous godwill stand watch over Japan for eternity, leading its people with undeniable power.

That...is Kishin Arahabaki!

Takechi Zuizan

Th-that's insane. You...you can't call that a restoration at all!

Takasugi Shinsaku

See, Takechi? This is exactly why you're no fun.

The Kinnou ideals you profess would see you restore a human emperor to power, which would just continue the same cycle of history.

The Imperial Court... The Tokugawa clan... None of that matters. The names are different. Everything important remains the same.

Takechi Zuizan

That's not true! The Kinnou Party's ultimate goal was to help those who have faced oppression under the shogunate!

Takasugi Shinsaku

Yeah? And what're you gonna do about the people who'll be oppressed in the future?

All these surface-level changes do is take from the ones who'd been doing the taking previously.

What a joke. What an absolute joke.

And it's all because humans have been the ones on top.

No, what people need is a king with power more like a god than a human.

Otherwise...they'll never be able to keep their humanity in check.

Your choice

But your plan leaves no room for free will.

Takasugi Shinsaku

Wooow, that one stung! But yeah, you're right. There isn't.

Your choice

Honestly, a lot of this discussion is going over my head, but even so!

Okada Izo

Yeah! Spout all the platitudes and lofty ideals you want! It doesn't change the fact that you betrayed Ryouma, along with a bunch of other people!

?!

Takasugi Shinsaku

Clearly, I need to do a better job of explaining myself. Let me explain so even the idiots here can understand.

Talking with Takechi there tends to make me overly verbose, but basically, all I want...

...is for things to be interesting.

Takechi Zuizan

Wh-what are you saying...?

Takasugi Shinsaku

Think about it. If you guys had established the Kinnou Japan you wanted after the Holy Grail War...

...there wouldn't be a single interesting thing about it.

So I thought I'd take it upon myself to liven things up.

Takechi Zuizan

Takasugi...have you gone mad!?

Or has Ama-no-Sakagami invaded your mind, too?

Takasugi Shinsaku

Who knows? I thought I did a pretty good job manipulating him, but he IS a descendant of gods who controls incredible Mystics.

He very well might have rubbed off on me a bit.

But so what!? Remember what Mr. Shouin used to tell us!?

He'd say, "Go mad! Be crazy!"

So that's exactly what I'm going to do to make my restoration a reality!

Okada Izo

I can't believe this guy...

Takasugi Shinsaku

Now then, you all should make good test subjects for seeing how powerful my Kishin turned out.

Takechi Zuizan

...Tell me something, Takasugi. Do you like persimmons?

Takasugi Shinsaku

Persimmons? What are you talking about?

Takechi Zuizan

They say it requires three years for peaches and chestnuts to bear fruit, and eight years for persimmons. Or, put differently, it takes a long time to achieve something of value.

Takasugi Shinsaku

What's your point?

Takechi Zuizan

My point is, I hope you can forgive me for stealing all the fruits of the labor after you've clearly spent many long years of work on them.

...Because I'm going to take every last persimmon from your yard.

Izumo-no-Okuni

And now, the moment you've all been waiting for!

Takasugi Shinsaku

Wh-what is that!?

Izumo-no-Okuni

Wooo! Long time no see, Lord Takasugi!

I hope you don't mind if I cut in from up here.

I'm about to show you one of the greatest kabuki shows of all time!

This will be the first public performance of the sealing shrine maidens' legendary seal passed down from the Age of Gods: the Great Bounded Field Sealing Circle!

Now watch as I seal away Kishin Arahabaki forever!

Zanzaburo

Zan!

Takasugi Shinsaku

Hahahaha! So what if you're a sealing shrine maiden from Izumo?

No single Servant can make a Bounded Field strong enough to seal away Arahabaki here.

Izumo-no-Okuni

Ah, but it's not just me. For this show, I've got an incredible guest star with me!

As a shrine maiden of Izumo, I couldn't be more excited to introduce her!

Give it up for THE OG shrine maiden and first queen of Yamataikoku: Queen Himiko!

Himiko

Hi, Futuro! Can you see me up here?

Takasugi Shinsaku

Yamataikoku... Well I'll be damned. So Queen Himiko really was with them.

Izumo-no-Okuni

And that's not all. I've also got a lineup of Shinsengumi and Warring States superstars ready to make this the show of the century!

Takasugi Shinsaku

Look, this sounds like a show I'd really love to see, but I don't have time for entertainment right now.

Arahabaki, take her down and ...Huh? What's wrong? Wait. What's going on with your magical energy!?

Izumo-no-Okuni

That's right! You know those six Magical Reactors you placed all around the city? We claimed them for ourselves.

And thanks to Queen Himiko's power, I can channel all the magical energy they gathered straight into my Bounded Field stage!

Why did you think I was able to create the biggest sealing Bounded Field circle the world's ever seen!?

Takasugi Shinsaku

You mean, you people weren't trying to destroy the reactor? You wanted to hijack them!?

Takechi Zuizan

You see, Takasugi? I told you I was going to take all your persimmons.

Takasugi Shinsaku

Was this your idea, Takechi?

Takechi Zuizan

Ryouma's, actually. I just came up with a way to do it.

Takasugi Shinsaku

Sakamoto, huh... I see. He always did have some interesting ideas.

But so what? All you've managed to do is slow Arahabaki down a bit.

The Holy Grail and Nobunaga's head are easily strong enough Magical Reactors to keep him running.

Izumo-no-Okuni

I beg to differ! This Okuni performance is still just getting started!

All right, everyone, let me direct your attention to the heavens! Or rather, the starry sky!

What's that light up in the air!?

Is it a bird? Is it a plane?

No! It's the planet of Ranmaru shining bright in the night sky!

That's right. Our real star tonight is none other than Mysterious Ranmaru X!

Ranmaru X

Here we gooo!

Mori Nagayoshi

Hell yeah! Kick it into gear!

Chacha

Are you seriously going to ram it at this height!? This is crazy!

Takasugi Shinsaku

Whoa, whoa. Don't tell me you're planning to charge straight at Arahabaki?

You'll just be killing yourselves. Arahabaki's armor is too strong for that to break it.

Mori Nagayoshi

Armor, huh? Doesn't matter how damn strong your armor is!

Not in the face of my spear here!

Smile! Ningen Mukotsuuu!!!

Ranmaru X

Way to go, Lord Nagayoshi! You cut through that thick armor like it was sponge cake!

Now, Lady Chacha! Get Lady Nobunaga's head!

Chacha

Ugh, Chacha really wishes Chacha didn't have to be the one to carry Auntie's head!

Oh, good, it's in a box. Chacha might be okay with that!

Ranmaru X

Now let's get out of here! Ranmaru Strahl!!!

You see that, you wicked president!? I just took Ranmaru's Noble Phantasm back!

Takasugi Shinsaku

Looks like you got me good, Takechi.

Takechi Zuizan

It wasn't me. It was Ryouma, and this boy here.

Your choice

Let's go, Arahabaki!

This one's for Sakamoto!

Takechi Zuizan

?!

Takasugi Shinsaku

Well I'll be damned. So much for the smooth operation I expected.

But that's okay. It wouldn't be any fun if everything went to plan!

After all, there are few things less interesting than a plan that goes exactly how you expected.

Okay, then! You want to settle this? Let's settle it!

I've been working towards the Kishin my entire life. Now, I'll show you exactly what it's capable of!

Get them, Arahabaki! Bring this whole era down on their heads!!!

2. Before the battle

54 lines
Ranmaru X

Orchid Rounds X!!!

Izumo-no-Okuni

The Okuni Special, Izumo Aragami Kabuki!

Chacha

They might have done it!

Oh, whoops! Chacha didn't mean to tempt fate! Forget Chacha said anything!

Mori Nagayoshi

I destroyed as much armor as I could, but it's still just as damn tough as you'd expect from such a big brute!

Takasugi Shinsaku

Not necessarily. I hate to say it, but you've definitely got me on the ropes.

Izumo-no-Okuni

So you're just going to give up and admit defeat? I doubt it.

Come on, everyone! One more push, and we've won! Just keep your guard up!

Takasugi Shinsaku

This might sound strange coming from the evil mastermind, but the truest joy is found in the midst of adversity!

Now things are getting interesting! I'm going to enjoy this as much as IUrk!

Takechi Zuizan

Takasugi!?

Takasugi Shinsaku

...You've got to be kidding me. Not again.

Why now, of all times? Just when I was about to really enjoy myself...

Takechi Zuizan

Takasugi... Are you...?

Takasugi Shinsaku

Looks like, even as a Heroic Spirit, I can't catch a break.

Why couldn't I have lasted just a little longer? If I have to die, I'd really rather do it in battle.

I mean, whoever heard of an evil mastermind dying of disease?

Takechi Zuizan

...It's over, Takasugi. When you get right down to it, we're all already dead.

The only one here truly suited to building a new world are living humans, like Fujimaru.

Takasugi Shinsaku

...

...So you think a dead man can't build a nation, huh. Man, you really are boring as hell, Takechi.

(Cough, cough!)

You haven't changed a bit from the time we met.

Aw man, I guess I lost this one.

Oh well. At least I accomplished some big things, and got to fight some interesting people.

If only this frail body of mine had lasted a little longer, I could have had a little more fun.

D:???

Oh, there's no need to give up just yet.

Izumo-no-Okuni

Lord Takasugi! Behind you!

Ama-no-Sakagami

Hahahaha! Thanks to all your hard work, I was finally able to slip free from the Kishin's binding curse.

And not only that, you gave me a perfect opportunity!

Takechi Zuizan

Ama-no-Sakagami...! You're still alive!?

Ama-no-Sakagami

Now then, Takasugi, it's time you paid for your treachery...with your very body.

Takasugi Shinsaku

Dammit! I can't move!

(Cough, hack...!)

Ama-no-Sakagami

So weak, Takasugi. You humans are so weak in both mind and body.

But don't worry. I'll be your new god, and build this "fun" world you so wished to see.

All right, Arahabaki. Show them your true power.

Show them the power of the body the ancient gods banished from the heavens...

The power of Ama-no-Sakagami!

What was it you said, Takasugi? Humans cannot keep their humanity in check? You are exactly right.

Humans are meant to bow and scrape in service of the gods.

Human society? Kinnou? Restoration? Ridiculous. You humans are barely fit to crawl at my feet!

Mori Nagayoshi

Things just got a hell of a lot worse! What do we do now!?

Okada Izo

How the hell should I know!? I thought taking Takasugi down would be the end of it!

Ama-no-Sakagami

Hahahahahahaha!

Ever since I lost my divine body countless long years ago, my only choice was to reside in the corners of human minds, just to stay alive.

But now, at long last, the time has come for me to return as a true god!

A:???

Not if I have anything to say about it.

Ama-no-Sakagami

...Huh? That voice...

Chacha

Ah! His foot! Something's glowing by his foot!

Ranmaru X

Is that...the light from Lord Sakamoto's spear?

Ama-no-Sakagami

No. It can't be. You should be wandering the path to hell right now...

What are you doing here!?

3. Before the battle

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G:Sakamoto Ryouma

...Where am I?

...I see. I guess this time I really did die.

Or maybe this is the path to hell he mentioned... Who knows if I can even die properly or not.

...

...No, wait. I think this place is...!

Sakamoto Ryouma

Is that...Oryou!?

S:???

That's right. That is the inhuman monster banished from the heavens. The devourer of lives, and one day, of nations.

Sakamoto Ryouma

Ama-no-Sakagami... No, you're not him, are you?

Don't tell me you're actually one of the gods?

S:???

It doesn't matter who I am. What matters is that you have a duty to destroy this monster.

For you were the one who drew out the Amasakahoko binding it.

Sakamoto Ryouma

What are you saying? Oryou is

S:???

No, she is not dead. The monster you called a companion is merely a copy of the one sleeping in this abyss.

One day, it will awaken. It will become an evil nation-devouring god and lead Japan to ruin.

The Amasakahoko was cast down from the heavens specifically to prevent such an outcome.

Sakamoto Ryouma

...She's sleeping in this abyss?

I see... So this is where Oryou has been ever since the day I died...

S:???

Now, destroy this monster for good. The Amasakahoko is the last vestige of the Age of Gods.

It is the only thing that can destroy so powerful a monster from that very era.

Sakamoto Ryouma

...I'm sorry I kept you waiting so long, Oryou.

S:???

What are you doing?

Sakamoto Ryouma

There's something I wanted to tell you the day I died...

Something I never got a chance to say before.

S:???

...

Sakamoto Ryouma

So I'm going to say it now.

Oryou...I'm sorry.

S:???

...Foolish human. You actually care for this thing?

Sakamoto Ryouma

As far as I'm concerned, Oryou will always just be Oryou.

So now, I'm going to wait here for her. Just like she waited for me...

S:???

...

...I see. So that is your answer, human. No...Sakamoto Ryouma.

Sakamoto Ryouma

...Go on. Leave me be. I'm going to stay with her until I wither up and fade away.

S:???

You humans are so strange.

Even when you know something is wrong, you cannot help but do it anyway.

Even when you know something is right, you cannot bring yourselves to do it.

That must be what separates gods from humans.

That must be why this creature came to love you. Why she chose to sleep in this abyss rather than ascend to the heavens.

S:???

You have proven yourself, human who rejected the path of godhood. Now, I will tell you about Amasakahoko's true purpose.

That spear's true power lies not in dispelling evil. For that matter, it is not even truly a spear.

It was cast down to welcome that monster back to the heavens as a new god.

It is a symbol of my regret for branding her a monster all those years ago.

Sakamoto Ryouma

You mean...this spear is actually a way to return Oryou to the heavens?

S:???

Now, raise the spear aloft!

Let the monster be reborn as a new god. No...as your guardian!

Now rise, and declare your new divine name!

White Orochi of Takachiho!!!

Sakamoto Ryouma

The spear... It's going to Oryou on its own!

Oryou

...

...What's this smell? It's...familiar.

... Ryouma? Ryouma, is that you?

Sakamoto Ryouma

Yes, Oryou, it's me. I'm sorry I kept you waiting so long.

Oryou

Ryouma!

Oryou's been waiting for you forever!

There's so much Oryou wanted to tell you.

Oryou wanted to apologize. Oryou's sorry for not being there to protect you.

And Oryou also wanted to thank you.

Thank you for saving Oryou. And for giving Oryou a name.

Oryou's wanted to say that for a long, long time!

Sakamoto Ryouma

I know. I'm sorry I took so long.

There's something I've been wanting to say to you for a long, long time, too.

Sakamoto Ryouma & Oryou

...I'm glad I met you.

Sakamoto Ryouma

...

Come on. Let's go.

Oryou

Yeah. The sea of Wadatsumi awaits.

S:???

...I see.

It took many, many years...but the monster finally found someone she truly cares for.

Someone for whom she would forsake returning to the heavens as a god.

Human. Sakamoto Ryouma.

...

...Take care of my daughter for me.

Ama-no-Sakagami

That form...!

Okada Izo

Will you look at that, Takechi?

Takechi Zuizan

I always knew they'd find a way back.

Your choice

Sakamoto!

Oryou!

Takechi Zuizan

?!

Sakamoto Ryouma

Sorry to keep you waiting, Master. It's good to see you all again.

Okada Izo

"It's good to see you again"!?

Is that all you've got to say for yourself, you...you...idiot!

Mori Nagayoshi

Heh. Took you long enough.

Ranmaru X

We've been eagerly anticipating your return, Mr. and Mrs. Sakamoto!

Chacha

"Mrs. Sakamoto"!?

Izumo-no-Okuni

Well, well. It looks like the true star of the show has finally showed up.

Zanzaburo

Zaaaaaan!

Ama-no-Sakagami

What is that power surging from within you!?

Is that the power of the Amasakahoko? No. It's something else!

Sakamoto Ryouma

Yup. If you made me come up with a name, I'd call it the power of love.

Ama-no-Sakagami

H-how did you

Sakamoto Ryouma

Well, Oryou? How are you feeling?

Oryou

Oryou's feeling great. After all that sleeping, Oryou's got energy to spare.

Sakamoto Ryouma

Then let's do this.

Get ready, Ama-no-Sakagami.

You're about to face our two-person Kaientai!

4. After the battle

127 lines
Sakamoto Ryouma

Dear Dragon, Race across the Waves of Wadatsumi!!!

J:White Orochi of Takachiho

Raaaaaahhh!

Ama-no-Sakagami

I-impossible! How can a human, a mere human being, destroy a god!?

Aaahhh!!!

Takasugi Shinsaku

Hahahaha! Serves you right, Ama-no-Sakagami!

Now you know what Sakamoto Ryouma can really do!

I didn't contribute to this AT ALL, but I'm not letting that stop me from rubbing it in your face!

Sakamoto Ryouma

Oryou! Go help Takasugi!

Oryou

On it!

Takasugi Shinsaku

Aw man... I wanted to self-destruct along with the god. Perfect ending for an evil mastermind.

Sakamoto Ryouma

Sorry, but I wanted to save you.

Takasugi Shinsaku

Hmph. Shady as ever, I see.

Ama-no-Sakagami

Aaahhh...!

Ranmaru X

It looks like this is the end for the Kishinno, for Ama-no-Sakagami.

Ama-no-Sakagami

...I wouldn't be...so sure...

Izumo-no-Okuni

It's not over yet! He's still

Takechi Zuizan

...!!!

Urk...!

Okada Izo

He's taken over Takechi's body!

Ama-no-Sakagami

Hahahaha! I will never die!

This is exactly how I've survived ever since the Age of Gods!

The only way you can defeat me now is by killing this man! And you'll never do that!

Takechi Zuizan

...I thought as much.

Ama-no-Sakagami

What? ...Wait. What is this? What did you do to your body!?

Takechi Zuizan

It's simple. I carved a mark into my body designed to seal you inside.

Fortunately, I had the sealing shrine maiden there to help me. It's the perfect coffin for you, don't you think?

Ama-no-Sakagami

Y-you did what...?

This can't be! How could you possibly know I would go after you!?

Takechi Zuizan

You're a demon who thrives on weak hearts and minds.

Since I have the weakest heart and mind of us all, we knew you'd come after me from the start.

Sakamoto Ryouma

Takechi...!

Okada Izo

What the hell!? Why didn't you tell me about this!?

Takechi Zuizan

Sorry I kept things to myself once again, Izo. But I had to do this on my own.

This...thing didn't only make a mockery of the Kinnou Shishi.

He made a mockery of everyone who loves their country!

Like all those who died honorably for me...for Tanaka, I will die honorably for everyone else. This is the least I can do to atone for my compatriots' sacrifices.

...I'm coming, comrades!

...Hrn!

Ama-no-Sakagami

A-aah! It hurts! Did you just cut into your own belly!?

Wh-what are you doing!? You'll kill us both!

Takechi Zuizan

Settle down. This was only the first cut. Tanaka wouldn't so much as blink at this.

Ama-no-Sakagami

Eeeeee! S-stop! It hurts! It huuurts!

Takechi Zuizan

Not yet!

Ama-no-Sakagami

P-p-please, stop! Th-the pain...

The paaaiiin!!!

Takechi Zuizan

Oh, we're not done yet! One more to go!

Ama-no-Sakagami

Aagh... P-please...no more...

No moooooore!!!

Aaaaahhh...

Takechi Zuizan

Ryouma... Izo... I'm sorry for the trouble I put you through.

Sakamoto Ryouma

Takechi...

Okada Izo

Takechi! Back then, I...!

Takechi Zuizan

I know, Izo. I know you better than anyone.

The retainers told you they'd spare our lives, right? There's no other reason a kind man like you would have told them.

Okada Izo

I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Takechi-sensei! If... If only I hadn't been so stupid...!

Takechi Zuizan

Your sword was always meant to protect people. I'm the one who twisted it into something murderous.

...I'm sorry, Izo. I hope you can forgive me.

From now on, I want you to use your sword as it was meant to be... I want you to keep people safe with it.

Okada Izo

Takechi-sensei...

Takechi Zuizan

Ryouma... I hope you'll do everything you can to help this country...and that upstanding young man.

Sakamoto Ryouma

I will, Takechi. I will...

Takechi Zuizan

These years have been fleeting, yes...

...but at least I die now without regret.

Farewell!

Sakamoto Ryouma

...

Well done, Takechi.

Takasugi Shinsaku

All right, Sakamoto. Go on, get out of here. This Singularity's not going to last much longer.

Your choice

Come with us, Takasugi.

Takasugi Shinsaku

You're an even bigger softie than Sakamoto, aren't you?

Your choice

President...

Takasugi Shinsaku

Ha. With Takasugi Industries basically bankrupt, that's a pretty empty title.

?!

Well, regardless, this body of mine was never going to last much longer. I can't believe this disease is cutting my life short even as a Servant.

This Heroic Spirit business didn't turn out to be as much fun as I thought.

Here. A little souvenir for the road.

Ranmaru X

This is...the Holy Grail...

Mori Nagayoshi

Hey, thanks, Prez. I can't stand you, but I'll be damned if you didn't keep things interesting.

Takasugi Shinsaku

What a coincidence. I like you too. I especially wish I could've modified your armor and kept you as a subordinate.

Chacha

Those Restoration Manjyu we had at your office were really, really good!

Takasugi Shinsaku

Well of course. They were SAITAMA brand, Takasugi Industries' pride and joy. Help yourself to all the rest in the warehouse.

All right... If I've got to die, I'd rather do it alone.

Go on. Leave me be.

Sakamoto Ryouma

It was good to see you again, Takasugi.

You're the exact same child prodino, you're the same prodigy you were when I met you in Edo.

Takasugi Shinsaku

A heaven-soaring dragon, and a prodigy, huh. I bet we could've done anything if we put our minds together.

Man, why is it I always come up with my best ideas at the last minute?

...Bye, Sakamoto. Mage of Chaldea.

If you only remember one thing, remember this: I always was the handsomest man in Choushu.

Your choice

Goodbye, Takasugi!

You were a great president!

Ranmaru X

Master, look! There are the others!

Okita Souji

Oh, there you are! Do you have any idea what we've just been through!?

There were a zillion of those weird humanoid weapon things!

Takasugi Shinsaku

Aw man, you beat my Kiheitai that easily? I was pretty proud of their mobile armor, you know.

Ranmaru X

Just how much did you get up to behind the scenes, President?

Takasugi Shinsaku

I did only what I knew I must to live an interesting life in this dull world.

It's a good line, right? Make sure you remember that, too.

Sakamoto Ryouma

...Well, see you later, Takasugi.

Takasugi Shinsaku

...

Good, it looks like they're all gone now. That aside, did he really just say "see you later"?

What kind of thing is that to say to someone who's about to die, Sakamoto?

Izumo-no-Okuni

Looks to me like you're still doing fine.

Takasugi Shinsaku

You're still here? What, you didn't go with them?

Izumo-no-Okuni

No, Lord Takasugi. Our contract is still in effect, after all.

Besides, when else am I going to get a chance to have you play the shamisen for me while I dance?

Takasugi Shinsaku

Hmm... The famous Izumo-no-Okuni, dancing to my shamisen, huh.

Now THAT sounds like fun.

Let's see... Where did I put it...?

...Ah, here we go.

Let's see...

Izumo-no-Okuni

...All right, my distinguished guest. Sit back, relax, and enjoy Izumo-no-Okuni's dance of repose.

Izumo-no-Okuni

Yes, Lord Takasugi?

Takasugi Shinsaku

I never realized how surprisingly cute you are.

Izumo-no-Okuni

Y-you only just realized!? And what do you mean "surprisingly"!?

What the shit!? Are you kidding me!?

Do you have any idea how many powerful men I've had wrapped around my finger with my charms!?

Takasugi Shinsaku

Hahaha, if I'd only realized it sooner, I could've brought you back to my place for a night of...

...fun...

...

Izumo-no-Okuni

...

...There you go.

Rest in peace, Lord Takasugi Shinsaku...

...Hero of the Restoration.