Fate/Grand Order story · Events, Ancient Haniwa Continuum, Yamataikoku

A Yamataikoku Cop Story

Ancient Haniwa Continuum, Yamataikoku. Settlement Base

1 scenes, 54 lines

1. Before the battle

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Himiko

Our rice is being stolen!?

Mash

I'm afraid so. We've received reports from the village storehouse that our rice stock has been decreasing.

Okita Souji

Are we sure it's not rats or something?

Himiko

It couldn't be rats.

All of Yamataikoku's storehouses are built with elevated floors with special boards at the top of each post to keep rats from climbing up...

...so there's no way any rodents could get inside.

Mash

So, then...does that mean somebody is secretly taking it?

Himiko

Hmm. I don't think there's anyone here who would do something like that, but I can't think of another explanation, either...

Mash

Nobukatsu and I've been asking people around the village if they know anything...

...but so far, our search hasn't turned up any leads.

Himiko

Hmm. Guess I'll just have to divinate this answer myself.

...

Mash

So that's how Himiko makes her prophecies.

Your choice

Yup. We're in good hands with Queen Himiko.

Yup. And she totally falls asleep to do it.

Mash

?!

Himiko

(Gasp) I've got it! I mean, I heard something!

"When the day is not yet born, a suspect shadow will disturb the crops."

Okita Souji

I see...

Wait, no, I don't see. What's that supposed to mean?

Mash

"When the day is not yet born..."

Maybe that means dawn, since the day hasn't fully begun by then?

Okita Souji

Oh, okay. So basically, someone shady's gonna show up at the storehouses at dawn.

Himiko

Probably.

Either way, we'll find out for sure if we stake out the storehouses overnight!

???

...

Himiko

There! Suspect shadow, twelve o'clock!

Mash

What shall we do, Master?

Your choice

Capture them!

Mash

Understood! Proceeding to capture suspect!

Your choice

Ask what they're doing here!

Okita Souji

You there! Stop! Don't try to resist!

?!

Saito Hajime

Huh? What're you guys doing here!?

Okita Souji

Mr. Saito!?

Saito Hajime

Oh hey, Okita. Funny running into you here.

Okita Souji

This is so disappointing, Mr. Saito. To think the captain of the Shinsengumi's Third Unit has been reduced to a petty rice thief...

One that's obviously doing well enough for himself in the rice black market to afford a snappy suit. Where'd you get that outfit, anyway?

Saito Hajime

Huh? What're you talking about?

Okita Souji

I tell you what. From one samurai to another, I'll spare you the shame of reporting your misdeeds to Mr. Hijikata if you commit seppuku here and now.

Saito Hajime

Whoa, whoa, you've got it all wrong. I'm here on the Vice Commander's

Shady Haniwa

Hanyo hanyobbuu!

Himiko

Aaah! Those haniwa are making off with tons of rice!

Saito Hajime

Dammit! I finally track them down and then you scare them off with all that noise!

Hijikata Toshizo

What do you think you're doing, Saito!? Move it already!

Okita Souji

Mr. Hijikata! You knew what Mr. Saito was up to?

Hijikata Toshizo

Yeah, didn't I tell you? I saw him when we got here.

And since we don't have enough hands to keep this area safe like the Demon King's brother asked us to, I've been having him help out.

Mash

So Nobukatsu requested this?

Saito Hajime

There you have it. Guess I'll be seeing you around again.

But first, we gotta catch those things!

Okita Souji

I guess I will be...

Glad to have you back!

Haniwa Nobbu

Hanyo hanyooobbu!