Project 7A: Let's Live on a Cruise Ship

Waha!

Look! I'm dancing, dancing!

It's just good manners.

Um, I've never danced like this before...

(Is this legal? Do I really get to hold hands and dance with Sister?)

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(...Awesome!)

I would like a glass of cold water.

...It's for the customer over there.

Heh. I'll take a glass of water, too.

...For that customer over there.

(How long are they gonna keep sliding the same glass back and forth like that?)

(Oh well, at least they're being real gentlemen about it. Who knows? Maybe they'll grow up to be real ladies' men.)

Wow, these cruise ship rooms are like hotel suites.

And when you go for a stroll on this fancy deck...

...you arrive at the bow, the most scenic spot on the whole ship!

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Hehehe, I'm so glad everyone's enjoying themselves!

Oh, right. Isn't there a tradition for cruise ships, Master?

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Murasaki Shikibu told me about it. She said it comes from a well-known movie.

You have a lady standing on the ship's prow, and a gentleman holding her from behind.

I'd love to try it on this ship! It sounds like fun!

Absolutely not!

Whoops, I didn't mean to sound like Cleopatra there. But nonetheless!

That is completely out of the question!

That act is something...holy... Something only to be shared between those who are truly in love!

You can't do it for something so casual as fun.

At least not with my Master!

Oh my. Is that so?

There you are, Master.

Did you know there's apparently a tradition for two stars to support each other when standing on a cruise ship's prow?

And since we, the Master and Servant, are clearly the stars here, it's obvious what we shou

Oh?

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Waha! I don't get what this is about, but it sure is fun!

It's a little hard to stay balanced, though...

Whoops.

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Hehehe, that was quite the surprise!

Waha! That was fun!

Is this what true playing is all about...?

No.

Ugh, I swear. I'll have to warn the others to be more careful from now on...