Fate/Grand Order story · Events, Demonic North Pole Theme Park Arctic Summer World

Epilogue I: Party Clean-up

Demonic North Pole Theme Park Arctic Summer World. Arctic Tower

2 scenes, 85 lines

1. Before the battle

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Merlin

A female incubus who kind of resembles me AND calls herself the Mage of Flowers.

I guess it's no surprise there could be a world like that out there. Plus, people interpret legends in all kinds of ways.

So no, I don't have a problem with her. I wasn't even jealous when she showed up in a swimsuit Spirit Origin like it was no big deal.

But, I would like to at least say this:

She could never, ever be my sister. No chance.

A secretive girl who loves playing pranks and genuinely thinks that even people's psychological suffering is "intriguing"?

I sure don't need any blood relatives like that! I'm honestly not sure who ever would!

Imaginary Fou

Fou, foooooou!

Ashiya Douman

...No one had bad intentions. Each of them was thinking only of others, hm?

(Sigh) Well, that is certainly a lovely story, isn't it?

However.

This place? A paradise?

Each area seems far too individualistic, noisy, and lacking in cohesion to qualify as a paradise.

???

Well yeah, of course.

That's always the case with human societies. They've always been noisy and incohesive.

But that's the very thing which makes them so precious.

I guess you'd never see it that way though, hm? Not as you are now, at any rate.

Kiichi Hogen

That's your whole problem right there, Douman.

Kiichi Hogen

Kanra kara kara! I hope you're ready, because I'm not about to let you off the hook as easily as Fujimaru did!

Yan Qing

Hahaha. Looks like I won't have to do anything about you after all.

Ashiya Douman

Mmmmmm. No, thank you.

Asclepius

I'm here, too.

I could call Kotarou and Danzo as well, but they probably wouldn't be satisfied with anything short of your death, so...

Kiichi Hogen

So the three of us are going to give you a well-deserved dose of tough love! Hehehe!

Asclepius

Love? Love is not a part of my treatment program.

Ashiya Douman

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Now, everyone, just hold on, please. What terrible crime have I committed?

Do you truly believe I had any choice as to whether or not to obey a Divine Spirit with a Holy Grail at her command?

And a divine spirit of Ibuki Daimyojin at that? You are aware she's one of the heads of Yamata-no-Orochi, one of Japan's three greatest monsters ever?

A humble monk onmyouji like myself could never dare.

Kiichi Hogen

Kanra kara kara! As if you think of gods and Elementals as anything other than food.

Asclepius

No, I'm quite certain you had your own reasons for obeying her. And that can only mean there is more to this than meets the eye.

...Though, I cannot claim to have been aware of that from the start.

Paracelsus

May I have a word, Asclepius?

Scáthach-Skadi's condition is getting worse. Her magical energy loss hasn't slowed down at all.

If anything, it's only getting worse, though only slightly, with every area seal that's broken.

Asclepius

...Odd. Even under the circumstances, she shouldn't be losing THIS much magical energy.

Paracelsus

It almost seems intentional. Like something, or someone, is getting more anxious with each broken seal, and so absorbing more magical energy from her in response.

Asclepius

... ...

It seems intentional, hm...

We were told that each area's using as much magical energy as its manager likes. I wonder if that's true?

What do you make of this Singularity, Paracelsus?

Paracelsus

I'd say it's about the same as most summer Singularities, though it is on the flashier side.

Asclepius

I agree. Which means a single Holy Grail should be enough for its magical energy needs.

Perhaps it is a matter of sheer scale, given the size of the Arctic Circle?

Paracelsus

I don't think so. The Arctic Circle as a whole may be big, but the various areas interspersed throughout the Singularity aren't exceptionally spacious.

Asclepius

You're correct about that as well. That's why Master's been forced to navigate between them in that ship.

All right, what if we hypothesize that her magical energy loss isn't caused by the various areas?

Paracelsus

Do you think there's something or someone intentionally taking it from her?

Asclepius

Or could it be...the Arctic Circle itself?

Ashiya Douman

Mm, mmmmmm...

Yan Qing

Hey, Douman. You realize you've gone back to all "m"s and no "n"s?

Ashiya Douman

I'm honored you noticed. Furthermore...

...Now that you have, you've left me with no choice!

Asclepius

So much for resolving this peacefully. Master!

Your choice

All right, let's get this cleanup detail sorted!

This isn't getting you out of Kiichi's lecture, Douman.

Asclepius

?!

Ashiya Douman

So you're here too, my Master! Mmmmmm, this is quite the turn of events!

Very well then! If you think you can truly put an end to this banquet...

Go ahead and try!

2. After the battle

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Ashiya Douman

Aaaaaaaaargh!

Kiichi Hogen

Got you!

Hahaha. You've got guts leaving me out of the summer fun, Douman!

In fact, I had so much time on my hands that I already read the book I got at ServantFes.

Kiichi Hogen

It was a selection of one hundred methods of torture.

Ashiya Douman

I see. That sounds like a most captivating read...

Kiichi Hogen

Ahaha, I'm just kidding!

But I AM about to take plenty of time to give you the lecture you so richly deserve!

Yan Qing

Have fun with that.

Your choice

Thanks, Kiichi.

You'd better think about what you've done, Douman.

Yan Qing

?!

Your choice

Nice try, but smiling won't get you out of this.

Yan Qing

?!

Ashiya Douman

Mmmmmm, very well! If I must!

Asclepius

That should do it.

Go on back to Mash, Master. You've spent enough of your precious free time on this as it is.

I have no objection to you cutting loose, as they say. If you come away with an interesting injury, then I will treat you.

Yan Qing

I'm coming too, of course! Don't worry, I'll make sure to stay out of your way!

Your choice

Okay then, let's all go together! Without any injuries!

I'll make sure to have fun without getting hurt!

Yan Qing

?!

Asclepius

That would be best. Now go on, get out of here.