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Bedazzled! Grail Concert! Crane Returns an Idol's Favor. Downtown Shopping District

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1. Before the battle

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Helena

Did you all get your drinks?

Jeanne

I did!

Ushiwakamaru

I have indeed.

Altera

Right here.

Helena

Then here's to our valiant effort in the first round of the Grail Concert, and to our lovely rivals, AxXxS!

Cheers!

Jeanne & Ushiwakamaru & Altera

Cheers!

Ushiwakamaru

Ahh. I can feel it making its way down to my stomach. The only thing that would make it taste better would be if we had won!

Helena

Don't beat yourself up thinking about what could have been, Lady Ushiwaka. Trust me on that.

Ushiwakamaru

Oh, yes, you're right. My deepest apologies, Princess Helena.

Helena

Don't worry. I absolutely understand how you feel.

Still, all that aside...seeing you all here with me reminds me of something important.

We haven't truly lost anything. We're still idols, and we still have Mahatma!

Jeanne

Oh, excuse me! Could I have a refill, please?

Altera

You already finished your drink?

Fan

E-excuse me! Princess Helena? Fair knights?

Altera

Yes?

Fan

I-I'm so sorry to bother you, b-but I just wanted to say I'm a loyal citizen of the Mahatma Kingdom!

I was there for your incredible Grail Concert show, too! It was the most touching thing I've ever seen!

(Sniff) Oh gosh, look at me, I'm a mess. I'm so sorry. I just... I...

(Hug)

Fan

L-Lady Altera!?

Altera

It's all right. I hear you loud and clear. You needn't say anything more.

Fan

(Sob!)

Helena

Thank you, my subject. Know that wherever you go, we will always be there with you in spirit.

Thank you so much for your support♪ We love you!

Fan

Ahh! N-n-not at all! Th-thank you so much!

Jeanne

You're right, Princess Helena. We haven't lost our fans' love, either.

Ushiwakamaru

You may be a woman of few words, Lady Altera, but when you do speak, you know just what to say.

Altera

Her skin was hot to the touch. Her blood was boiling.

Her words were the words of a true warrior. At least, that's what I think.

Jeanne

I think so, too. Eyes as earnest as hers would never lie.

Helena

Definitely! Which is all the more reason to work on making MahaOp's next show better than ever!

If we really work at it, I know we can defeat AxXxS next time!

Jeanne

You're so right!

Ushiwakamaru

As you command, Princess! ...Although, what exactly should our next move be?

Jeanne

Good point. We'll have to give it some serious discussion at the next Mahatma meeting.

Helena

Agreed. But for now, let's relax and cheer up by enjoying this delicious meal!

Altera

Excuse me! We'd like to order more food, please.

Ushiwakamaru

Aah! You already ate everything on the table, Lady Altera!?

Jeanne

Oh well, nothing more we can do now. Could I get another refill too, please!?

All right, let's get this Mahatma meeting started. Today, we'll be discussing where to take MahaOp's next album.

Ushiwakamaru

Oh, I have an idea! What if we were to collaborate with someone!?

Jeanne

That was quick, Lady Ushiwaka.

Altera

Do you have someone in mind?

Ushiwakamaru

I do. As the capable CEO of well-known Company A once said, yesterday's enemy is today's capital alliance.

So I propose that our best option for a collaboration would be AxXxS! Plus, I would love to team up with them!

Helena

That sounds great! I'm completely on board! We can talk to them after the Grail Concert is over.

Ushiwakamaru

Joining forces with a former rival is always a welcome development, one that is only made possible by virtue of this war being fought with song instead of violence.

Jeanne

All right, I'll add that to our list of viable possibilities. However, there's still one problem we need to solve. Namely

Helena

What would the story we make with AxXxS be about.

Jeanne

Exactly.

Helena

I know we can't decide on the whole thing ourselves, but we do need to put some ideas together to show them.

Let's take Ex's charm, for example. Now, what do we think of when we think of her? Hmm... Japanese sweets? Glasses? Space?

Altera

...Three words: Space Mahatma Kingdom.

Ushiwakamaru

Oh, yes, I've heard of stories like that! They're called "sigh-fie," right!?

Jeanne

Science fiction... That would be quite the leap from our current romantic swords and sorcery motif.

Ushiwakamaru

Well, Princess Helena already has that mysterious flying saucer that descends from space whenever she prays...

Helena

That's just the Mahatma Kingdom's guardian deity. It's all fantasy, no science.

Ushiwakamaru

Yes, Princess. As you say.

Helena

Still, I do get your point, Jeanne. If we change too much too fast, our citizens may have trouble accepting it.

We'll need to handle this very carefully... Which means we'll need to bring in a seasoned expert.

???

Did someone say "seasoned expert"!?

Helena

Eek!

Ushiwakamaru

Who goes there!?

Shakespeare

Whoa! If you're going to ask, I would thank you to wait for an answer before coming after me with your sword.

Ushiwakamaru

Oh, Lord Shakespeare. What brings you here? And how did you get through our extremely tight security?

Shakespeare

Our remedies oft in ourselves do lie, which we ascribe to heaven!

Above all, I heard calls for a seasoned expert... That is to say, calls for a writer.

Yes, a writer! That is what MahaOp truly needs now!

Jeanne

I'll wrap him up and send him back where he came from.

Don't worry. If we don't have a box big enough for him, I'll find a way to make him fit, whatever it takes.

Shakespeare

Ah, to suffer the slings and arrows of your words, my dear!

Jeanne

You haven't seen anything yet.

Shakespeare

Ahh, fair Princess Helena! Please, give this poor world-class author a chance!

Jeanne

You're absurdly confident, aren't you? Not that that's anything new for you...

Altera

Impressive, author. I now see what they mean when they talk about having a thick skin.

Helena

Hehe, now, now, Jeanne, let's give him a chance. He IS one of the greatest writers in history, after all.

We should at least hear him out.

Jeanne

Very well, Princess. If you insist.

Helena

But first, we should bring our visitor some tea.

Shakespeare

Nay, good lady! You need not trouble yourselves on my behalf. Is this seat taken? No? Don't mind if I do then.

Helena

Oh yes, by all means, make yourself at home. ...Altera, could you come here a moment?

(Whispering)

Altera

Understood. I'll make arrangements for tea at once.

Shakespeare

Mmm, delicious! This Mahatma Kingdom tea has a most delightful fragrance!

Jeanne

I'm glad to hear you like it, Shakespeare. Now, tell us. Why are you here?

Shakespeare

You are too kind, miladies. My proposition for you is a simple one.

Hire me to write MahaOp's stories and I shall make all manner of problems disappear.

For example, to make your earlier sci-fi MahaOp idea work, you need merely separate it from your usual fantasy realm.

If you present it to the audience as the story of a single night's dream, or a festival where all usual bets are off, the audience is sure to accept it without question.

Helena

Now I see. We could make it a side story! That sounds perfect! Do you have any other ideas you can share?

Shakespeare

Gladly!

There, I think that should do it.

Jeanne

That had...far more massacres, coincidental encounters, and complex relationship entanglements than I was expecting...

Ushiwakamaru

True, but I also can't deny that I'm intrigued to see what happens next. The man certainly knows his craft.

Helena

This is even better than I hoped!

Altera

I'm back, Princess Helena. May I have a word, please?

Helena

...Got it. Thanks, Lady Altera. Okay, Shakespeare, there's just one problem.

Shakespeare

Yes? What might that be?

Helena

Deadlines.

Shakespeare

Urk.

Helena

When you say you'll have this script to us on Friday, you do know that doesn't mean "Monday next week," right?

Shakespeare

(Cough) Er, yes, of course!

Helena

Great! Then I look forward to seeing you again once your work is done and you're all cleaned up♪

Mahatma Knight (Security Detail)

...

Siegfried

There you are, Producer.

Shakespeare

Huh!? Aah!

Jeanne

What is all this? What's going on?

Altera

I was just looking into Sir Shakespeare there, and it seems he has multiple unmet deadlines. As such, it would be far too dangerous to entrust him with a new project.

Helena

He's the mysterious producer behind the super talented boy band troupe "The Globe."

Now he has people chasing him down over his failure to meet his deadline for The Globe's latest musical script.

Siegfried

My apologies for the disturbance, ladies of the Saint Mahatma Operatic.

Now, come with us, Producer Shakespeare. We need you to get back to work on our own show. Now.

Kojirou

Indeed. SwordMu (*Swordmaster Musical) will be lost without your script.

Rama

This is no time to be fantasizing about working on other projects, Shakespeare.

On that note...go ahead, Mahatma Knights!

Mahatma Knight (Security Detail)

Yes, sir! Taking him away now, sir! Here goes nothing, sir!

Shakespeare

Waaah! Ahh, alas!

I was truly looking forward to writing this MahaOp story! It sounded like so much fun!

Still, this fanboy is not about to give up! One of these days, you must do a collaboration with The Globe!

Helena

Thank you, Sir Shakespeare. I can't wait for that day to come.

Jeanne

I wonder when that's going to be...

Siegfried

I'm afraid Shakespeare is afflicted with CDS (chronic deadline syndrome.)

Still, every job must come to an end someday. At least, I hope so.

So when this one ends, I hope you'll give him another chance.

Jeanne

Phew. That meeting turned out to be much more of an ordeal than I expected.

Altera

And all we got out of it was our idea to collaborate with AxXxS.

Ushiwakamaru

Oh, that's all right. There's nothing wrong with having the occasional unproductive day.

Personally, I've had a great deal of fun just talking about our story ideas.

Helena

Me too. And if nothing else, this proves that our lovely dreamworld is so wonderful that even a great author has taken interest in it.

Altera

Dreamworld... That's right. This is a dream. The entire Mahatma Kingdom is a fleeting dream.

Helena

Yes. It's a beautiful, happy dream, but also fragile and so easy to wake from.

And unlike boundless love, it's just an illusion we've all come up with.

But, as long as we truly believe in it, it will never disappear.

And as long as we continue to demonstrate it exists in our hearts, our citizens are sure to follow us there!

Jeanne

Yes, you're right. Even if the day should come when we need to leave this Singularity...

This beautiful dream kingdom we share in our hearts will remain a treasure we can cherish forever.

Helena

Absolutely!

Even once the final curtain has closed, Saint Mahatma Operatic's legend will never end!