The Land of Dragons and Sea EXTRA II

Heh... Heheh! So you've finally come to me!

Too long have I waited! I drown in monotony! My seat has twisted and my tiger skin loincloth has almost worn out!

Oh. Even Ibaraki has become a fake Servant!?

W-What a final boss-like aura she has! Who is she!?

(Pfft)

Hah! Now, listen carefully!

Born as an oni, so I meet my end;

My life shall be a bloody path of thorns.

A third-rate mage? Your arts I swallow whole, To be reborn as embers in my palm.

The madden'd roses bloom beneath my feet, And crimson blossoms cover Kyoto's streets!!

Magical Douji! I☆BARA☆KI has arrived! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

I☆BARA☆KI...(gulp) What a powerful impact... It's like graffiti drawn under a bridge.

Did we make it to the final boss already? What should we do, Fujimaru!? I'm not ready yet!

How could I put up this show of such pompous lines if I were in control!? Cower in fear, humans! (Sob)

She's completely given up on herself!?

That!? That is the part that catches your attention?!

Whether it is tiger skin or leopard skin, what does it matter what I, the oni leader, wrap around my crotch!

W-What shall we do, Master? She is convincing! I'm starting to wonder if she's really a Fake Servant or not.

I think she's trying to express her fakeness through poetry?

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I-I am not doing this because I want to... Shu... My boss insisted and...

She said that both me and my loincloth need to tighten up, so I had better plan out a proper magical girl character beforehand...

Therefore, I stayed up all night to work on it! I nearly bit through my tongue rehearsing that introduction...

I-I see... You went through a lot. I understand. We all have a hard time with our bosses.

My red oni maste...I mean, my evil teacher is always super bossy too.

And it's always that boss who tends to be the one sidetracking things, you know.

M-My Master is not like that...

(Irritated)

W-Well, I mean mine isn't always like that either. I guess I over-exaggerated a little.

She is sometimes nice... like five percent of the time... Hehe.

(Super irritated)

F-Fools! How dare you make fun of me in whispers!?

Grrr, if you are not going to be serious, leave! No, I'm leaving! I'm going back home to Mt. Ooe!

M-Master?

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Hahahaha! That's more like it!

Now, come! I shall eat you down to the very last bone!