Hyper Enthusiastic Maid Cat

RAAAWRRR! Raging Cat-Dou-Ken!

Yo! I am Tamamo Cat!

My (temporary) Master, it's time for you to take me for a walk!

You know, you look really tired...

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...She just showed up without any warning whatsoever, didn't she?

Hmph. Don't compliment me, snake girl. Or shall I use your kimono to sharpen my claws?

That wasn't a compliment. And stay away from me.

Hmph. You aren't complimenting me, and you want me to leave. So one of us has to die, then?

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Yup! We need conversation, a heart to understand! That's it, my (temporary) Master! You get it!

So, I'll fill you in. I'm busy, so I'll make it quick.

I'm a guard. My job is to set the Halloween traps, and cook the jack-o'-lanterns.

Oh, you eat those, huh?

They're good.

But at Chaldea, it's only the second-best dish. It's just a lowly spirit, but man does it stink!

Ahahahahaha!

Dealing with her is so tiring. It's impossible to believe she's related to my texting buddy Tamamo

No, maybe she's... Maybe she's like this at heart, too?

The kind who will happily break the rules in a serious setting?

All right! It's party time! Here we go! It's the FINAL BATTLE!

Now, my (temporary) Master! It's time for pumpkin ghost pies!

Eat till you're ready to go BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!

By the way, no poison in these, but here's a tip...

One of these pumpkin ghost pies was made by my current Master, woof!

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I see. No wonder you have nothing but bad vibes!

Nwahahaha! I said it was just one, but I lied!

There's actually a few more, including my failed creations! Make sure you eat them this time, woof!

Now it's time for me to join in on the Russian roulette! MEOOOW!

Oh, her purrs sound ordinary! I think she's getting bored!

Meow! I came! I saw! I conquered! Why's that hottie so fat?

You lost, Tamamo Cat.

What... That's surprisingly white... How about we say I won the battle and won the war?

You lost the battle, and lost the war, too.

Then I lost everything! How can I face my employer?

I know. Since I can't face her, I'll betray her! How about I lead you straight to the goal?

Hm... A moment ago, we were trying to kill each other, and now you trust me? Isn't that a little too generous?

Anyway, all aboard the Tamamo Cat Train! Choo choo!

Yup. Being a guide is my real job, after all! Did you like that, my (true) Master?

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Now, I shall lead you to the mistress of the castle, the mastermind who sent you the invitation, woof!

Her true identity is Meh. You probably figured that out already.

Hah... We finally made it, huh?

I know exactly who it is, but what I don't know is why.

What is that idiot dragon girl thinking, I wonder?