Fate/Grand Order story · Events, Sanzang Coming to the West

Volume 5 "Banana Cave: Demonic Lady, Princess Iron Fan"

Sanzang Coming to the West. Sanzang Coming to the West

2 scenes, 78 lines

1. Before the battle

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Sanzang

In order to extinguish the wild flames of the Flaming Mountains and get to Tianzhu, we definitely need the "Banana Leaf Fan."

And Princess Iron Fan, the one who resides in the Banana Leaf Cave, is the wielder of said fan.

Zhu Bajie

A world-renowned beauty, also known as the Demonic Lady, a Rakshesa. I wonder what kind of beautiful madam she is?

Yeah, an older married woman doesn't sound bad. Anyway, a beautiful lady is beautiful even if she is someone else's wife.

Sanzang

Hey you! Don't get excited about the "someone else's wife" part. Keep it to yourself!

Anyway, it's impossible to predict what kind of people we'll meet on this journey...

Your choice

Based on what Mo Boy said, I can take a guess...

Sanzang

?!

Red Boy

No joke! No joke! My mom is so scary!

F:???

Red Boy.

Red Boy

GAH! Mom! Sorry, I was eating some potato chips!

F:???

Correction. You will address me as "Mother," or else I will cut that infected tongue out.

Red Boy

Sorry, Mom! Please don't cut my tongue off!

F:???

I will tolerate staying out overnight without permission... but did you wash your hands when you got home?

Red Boy

I did! Very thoroughly for about five seconds! Then dried them with the Banana Leaf Fan!

F:???

That explains the mess in the bathroom. What happens if those germs get spread around the castle?

I've told you to carry disposable towels with you so many times... Hmmm? Did you rinse your mouth after returning home?

Red Boy

Of course! For about three seconds while drinking cola!

Hear my beautiful voice. We have a similar voice, right? Genetically mother and child!

F:???

...Red Boy. What's that scratch on your cheek?

Red Boy

(Gasp)

Just a scratch! It's nothing! Just put some saliva on it and

F:???

It seems I need to teach you a lesson. To the medical room. I will treat you myself.

Red Boy

Ahhhhhh, I'm sorry, Mom!

I don't wanna wash my face in a bucket of peroxide again!

Sha Wujing

...It's kind of like an army torture scene.

Zhu Bajie

Too much enthusiasm for education... Kids grow up open-minded when left free, but...

Sanzang

Either way, she's nobody's fool... We did beat Red Boy, but didn't kill him.

There's no reason Princess Iron Fan would get mad. I'm sure we can just talk it out!

Princess Iron Fan

Rejected & please leave now.

Sanzang

You wouldn't even consider it!?

Princess Iron Fan

There have been no reports of anyone falling ill around the Flaming Mountains.

Those flames must have strong anti-bacterial effects.

Your choice

But no one is alive either!

Oh, come on!

Princess Iron Fan

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I am quite offended that you would criticize my charity work.

There are many uses for the Banana Leaf Fan.

However, I cannot lend it to you for a trivial reason like extinguishing a mountain fire.

Your choice

...By the way, where is the Ox-Demon King?

Princess Iron Fan

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Ox-Demon King... My partner is not here in this castle. He must be wandering about...

Even Red Boy is following his bad example... My patience is just about running out.

Your choice

It's not a good idea to take your frustration out on your son.

Princess Iron Fan

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My principle of education is perfect! I even allow my son independence!

Your choice

Just allowing?

Are you tolerant?

Princess Iron Fan

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Um... Well...

...Fujimaru, was it? Did you come here to provoke me?

I'm always furious... at this unsanitary world... at the fact that accursed disease runs rampant everywhere.

Yes! Travelers like you are especially beyond help!

Greedy for repletion, knowledge, and pleasure; living as you desire. You would dig up buried relics and wake dormant indigenous diseases.

Surely you're going about spreading a pandemic of pallidness. You're nothing but a walking compost!

Zhu Bajie

That's not true! I simply bought some buns, and threw the leftovers on the street!

It's charity for the animals. I litter. With no hesitation.

Princess Iron Fan

I am so careless. There is one facility this mountain is missing.

The chef with the red cape said, "the pig is a very useful domestic animal. The only part you can't use is its scream."

Let's test those words. Don't worry, I'm a nurse.

I'm used to people writhing and screaming in pain. Scream like you could tear up the sky!

Zhu Bajie

Phew, good response to provocation, deathly nurse! I'll leave the rest to you, Brother!

I don't get along with ladies who don't understand humor!

Sanzang

Fine, I'll accept the challenge! You guys, I'm counting on you!

2. After the battle

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Sanzang

So...this is the Banana Leaf Fan? Looks pretty different than the legends...

Doesn't it look...like a certain holy sword? Is it even okay for a monk to hold a sword?

It is said that in order to cut the root of the fire from the Flaming Mountains, one needs to fan the flame forty-nine times. But she said that since this is EX-ranked, you just need to fan it once.

Sha Wujing

Princess Iron Fan handed out the scripture she possessed obediently. I cannot fathom the reason that only the Banana Leaf Fan would be a fake.

Zhu Bajie

Anyhow, once we use it, we'll know if it's fake or not, oink.

Sanzang

That's true. I'll try! Here we go

Ex...calibanana Leaf Fan!

Amazing! It's gone! It blew all the fire away!

So all that fire-walking training for nothing? Well, never mind!

Fujimaru! We did it!

Your choice

Um, so only the Ox-Demon King is left?

Let's hope the Ox-Demon King is understanding.

Sanzang

?!

Yes!