Fate/Grand Order story · Events, 15 Bespectacled Intellectuals

Section 5: Game 2 - Tag

15 Bespectacled Intellectuals. Chaldea Gate

2 scenes, 587 lines

1. Before the battle

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Playing Oni. Or, as it is commonly known in the West: tag.

Whoever is the oni, or "it," must run after the other players. If whoever's "it" catches another player, that player is out.

This very simple game is played all around the world, and there exist countless variations.

Indeed, it has been the go-to game for children the world over since ancient times.

Michael

Having said that, I don't think any of us would care to engage in a normal game of tag.

Because, well, you're Servants. We can't have you unleashing your Noble Phantasms left and right to catch each other.

So we're going to add a few special rules.

Rule the first:

One person from each team will be "it," and the rest will simply be ordinary players.

Each team may decide for themselves who will be "it."

All players"it" or otherwisemay run away or give chase as fast as they're able.

Rule the second:

Only players from the same team can know who's "it" on their team.

Merlin

Oh, don't worry. I'll cast a perception blocking illusion to help.

So whoever is "it" will have their voice and likeness disguised.

Let's go a step further and say that breaking the illusion is against the rules.

The key thing to keep in mind is, even if players know who on their team is "it"...

...once they're out on the playing field, they won't know which is their ally.

Nor will the people who are "it" be able to identify each other.

Arjuna Alter

(If it's against the rules to break the illusion...does that mean we'll need to deduce who's "it" on the other teams?)

Paracelsus

Against the rules, huh...

Michael

Rule the third:

A team loses if all its ordinary players are eliminated, or if their "it" is caught by another team's.

Basically, whoever's "it" is also the team leader. It's a big responsibility.

Rule the fourth:

It's possible for two "its" to end up in a draw.

Mordred

Hang on. I get one "it" catching another...

...but how's a draw work in tag?

Merlin

Let's say one "it" catches another by touching their back. That's a clear out.

But if two people who are "it" simultaneously tag each other, that would be a draw, and both teams would be out.

The final "it" standing and their team would then win automatically.

Alternatively, if all "its" are eliminated, then the team with the most surviving players would win.

If all the "its" are gone, and two or more teams have the same number of survivors, then I'm afraid the whole game will end in a draw.

Michael

Rule the fifth:

Players are absolutely forbidden from fighting each other, though they may fight Demonic Beasts.

Cú Chulainn Alter

Huh? Does that mean

Merlin

Correct. This entire building will be our arena, so to speak.

And while I'm sure this needn't be said, I'll say it anyway: killing a Demonic Beast is strictly prohibited.

If we let them gain any more power, the Holy Grail War will be the least of our worries.

While I'm on the subject, I'm sure this also goes without saying, Noble Phantasms and offensive skills are similarly prohibited.

Medusa

... ...

Mordred

(She'd definitely just been thinking she could use her Noble Phantasm to win really easily.)

Paracelsus

(So only Noble Phantasms and offensive skills are prohibited, huh...)

Michael

Rule the sixth:

Any player who's out, including those who were "it," may neither help nor interfere.

I'm sure none of you need to be told that, but it bears mentioning for clarity's sake.

Also, we expect things to get fairly heated, so I'm afraid the Master of Chaldea will have to sit this one out.

You'll be staying here with me until it's over.

Your choice

Yeah, I guess that makes sense...

Michael

?!

Cú Chulainn Alter

Don't worry, we'll be fine on our own. You just wait there with Michael for us to get back.

Merlin

Now, I have a map for each team.

This building has nine stories, so I'm going to assign teams A, B, and C to the second, fifth, and eighth floors, respectively.

And naturally, I'll keep you all up to date with info about who's been captured.

Michael

Any questions?

Mordred

Uh, yeah, I got one.

Can "its" just touch someone to tag 'em, or can you, like, tackle people and stuff too?

Michael

Mmm, I think allowing such roughhousing would just lead to actual fighting...

...so let's say whoever's "it" must touch someone with their palm to knock them out of the game.

Kicking and such will not be permitted.

Mordred

Yeah, yeah, I got it. Tch.

Saito Hajime

I got one, too. What happens if the players obstruct someone who's "it"?

Michael

What do you mean?

Saito Hajime

For example, what if someone dodges an "it" and in the process bumps into them and knocks them down?

Michael

Hmm.

I suppose that would depend on whether it was accidental or intentional.

I want to say they wouldn't be out...

...but that would let players just restrain someone's hands and prevent anyone who might be "it" from tagging anybody.

Saito Hajime

Yeah, exactly. Is that allowed?

Michael

Most definitely not. And now...rule the seventh:

Other players are only allowed to touch whoever's "it" for a cumulative total of two seconds.

Any longer, and they're out.

That should make it so players can't restrain an "it" for alternating seconds on a technicality.

Which ought to prevent any issues, yes?

Saito Hajime

Yup, sure does.

Michael

Any other questions? ...Doesn't seem like it.

Merlin

Now then, let our game of tag...begin!

Team C

Saito Hajime

So, who's gonna be "it"?

Oda Nobukatsu

It should probably be a fast runner, right? Then it's gotta be Cú Chulainn.

Nemo

I say it should definitely be either Cú Chulainn Alter or Saito.

Because, yes, the key here lies in which team's "it" is the fastest Servant.

Oda Nobukatsu

Yeah. And that's definitely not me.

Saito Hajime

I could definitely manage some split-second dodges, but I don't think I'd be great at running over long distances.

So what do you say, Cú Chulainn? Will you do it?

Cú Chulainn Alter

Yeah, I got this.

Nemo

Next, we need a strategy.

Oda Nobukatsu

Yeah. This is way more complicated than ordinary tag.

Saito Hajime

I guess this time before the event is for us to hash out our tactics.

Cú Chulainn Alter

The question is, do we all stick together or go our separate ways?

Oda Nobukatsu

Well, what are the advantages of sticking together?

Nemo

If we have to, we could keep our "it" safe by shielding him ourselves since we lose instantly if he's caught.

We can only do that a maximum of twice, though, so it only gets us so far.

Cú Chulainn Alter

There are downsides to sticking together, too. For one thing, it makes it easier for the other teams to find us.

So we should work out ahead of time what to do when someone spots us.

Saito Hajime

What if we split up from the start then?

Nemo

...I don't think that's a good idea. Our job as normal players is to avoid getting caught by whoever's "it."

If the other teams split up too, it'll be much easier for them to take us out individually.

In the sea, the whole reason fish form schools is because there's strength in numbers.

Oda Nobukatsu

Can I say something?

Nemo

Go ahead.

Oda Nobukatsu

I think the most valuable asset in war is information. At least, that's what Sister says.

So, with that in mind, wouldn't sticking together make it harder to gather information?

Nemo

...Good point. A lookout makes all the difference in the world.

Saito Hajime

Good thinking, Nobukatsu.

Oda Nobukatsu

Well, of course it is! It is Sister's thinking!

Cú Chulainn Alter

Okay, why don't we compromise and split into two groups?

I'll go with Nobukatsu. Saito, you go with Nemo.

Oda Nobukatsu

Aw geez, I have to go with you?

Cú Chulainn Alter

Got a problem with that?

Oda Nobukatsu

Eep! O-of course I do! It seems you forgot about the little gap in our power!

...Then again, I guess there's not a single Servant here I could hope to defeat on my own.

Cú Chulainn Alter

Yep, which is exactly why you're coming with me. Just be ready for me to drag you around by the scruff of your neck.

Oda Nobukatsu

Ugh, this is exactly what I hate about you warrior types! But fine, I guess it is the only way!

Saito Hajime

Looks like it's you and me then, Nemo.

Cú Chulainn Alter

Any of you know any spells to communicate over distances?

Saito Hajime

I'm the number one swordsman in all of Japan. What do you think?

Nemo

No, unfortunately. I rely on Chaldea technology for comms.

Cú Chulainn Alter

All right, here, Saito. I'm gonna give you a comms rune.

'Course, it uses magecraft, so the other teams will be able to pick up on that.

So only use it when you really have to.

Saito Hajime

Got it. I'll hang onto this.

Oda Nobukatsu

Uh, are we sure we can use that? Isn't it against the rules?

Cú Chulainn Alter

Nah, rules didn't say you can't use magecraft.

Noble Phantasms and fighting, yeah.

But

Paracelsus

They never said a word about magecraft being off-limits, so I'm going to make decisive use of it.

Mordred

O-okay. (Uh, decisive use?)

Sanson

Are you sure about this?

Medusa

It doesn't break any rules, so there's no reason not to use every advantage we can get.

That said, what kind of magecraft are you planning to use?

We're not allowed to fight, so any offensive spells are out of the question.

Mordred

What about some simple physical enhancements?

Oh, but then I'd probably end up using Mana Burst by accident.

Paracelsus

Good question...

I can see the sense in enhancing Sanson, but I don't think either of you needs help there.

On the other hand...what about a spell like this?

Mordred

Damn, you serious? That sounds nasty, even to me.

Medusa

I like it. Being nearly invincible is the best thing we can hope for.

Sanson

The only problem is, it won't take long for the other teams to notice.

Paracelsus

There's nothing we can do about that. But let's not forget, they won't be so eager to risk everything right off the bat.

...Let's make sure we win this game.

Mordred

Whoa, I never hear you say shit like that, Paracelsus! Hell yeah!

Medusa

I agree.

It would be great to get one over on Karna and Cú Chulainn for once.

Sanson

You make a good point... Okay, I'm in, too.

It's not every day we get the luxury of being in a Holy Grail War knowing no one's going to get hurt. It would be a waste not to go all out.

Mordred

Aww yeah! Let's kick some Team B and C ass!

Arjuna Alter

Hmm.

So we agreed to split up to look for the other teams' "its," trusting in our individual strength to see us through.

It's a reasonable tactic, since we can also communicate via magecraft, but...

Karna

It makes great use of our team's strengths. I think it's a good strategy.

Arjuna Alter

I agree, but...

Enkidu

A meek approach would just reduce our chances of success.

Gawain

This plan is only possible because we have such a strong base to work with.

I think it's great. It makes full use of our individual abilities.

Arjuna Alter

(That's true... A meek approach for our team would probably just hold us back.)

...

Perception blocking... That must be an "it" then!

???

... ...

Arjuna Alter

(I know I'm not my team's "it.")

(But the moment we declared ours, he became indistinct and hazy right before our eyes.)

(I remember the name, but I can't get a clear look. So I have no way to differentiate the "its.")

(And since our team split up...)

(...I have no way to tell which team's "it" this is...)

(Of course, we made a plan for just this sort of situation. All I have to do is...)

???

... ...

Arjuna Alter

(No signal. Then it's an enemy!)

(I'll head, uh...upstairs!)

This is Arjuna. I just ran into either Team A or Team C's "it."

I'm currently trying to make my escape.

Karna

This is Karna. I've run into an enemy "it" as well.

Gawain

This is Gawain. I've also run into an enemy "it"Wait.

That's too many. One of the "its" we see must be ours.

Karna

Mine didn't signal.

Gawain

Neither did mine.

Arjuna Alter

Wait, wait, wait. Mine didn't either. Something's not right. The numbers don't add up!

???

...!

Arjuna Alter

This is Arjuna! I just ran into yet ANOTHER "it"!

What's going on here!? Is that you, Enkidu!?

Enkidu

...This is Enkidu. I'm not near any of you right now.

Arjuna Alter

...!

Oda Nobukatsu

That's Arjuna over there. Looks like he's facing off with two "its."

O:Cú Chulainn Alter

That's right.

Oda Nobukatsu

Well, you're our "it" and you're here with me. Doesn't that mean all the "its" are in one place right now?

O:Cú Chulainn Alter

I'm afraid not. If they were, there'd be no reason for Arjuna to just stand there like he is.

All he'd have to do is restrain Team A's "it" so they couldn't tag anyone and let his team's "it" tag theirs out, even if it meant sacrificing himself.

But he's not doing that, which must mean

Oda Nobukatsu

He doesn't know which is his ally... No, that's not it.

O:Cú Chulainn Alter

He doesn't even know if his ally is among them.

Saito Hajime

Team A's gotta be behind this.

Nemo

Probably.

They must have seen Merlin's spell, analyzed it immediately, and recreated it themselves.

Paracelsus, the only Caster here, had to have done it. No one else could have done magecraft so intricate.

Your choice

Isn't that against the rules!?

Nemo

?!

Michael

Mmm, no, it's not.

Our rules prohibit the use of Noble Phantasms and offensive skills. This is neither.

It also doesn't affect the balance between the "its" and the others.

Team A consists of Sanson, Paracelsus, Medusa, and Mordred.

This spell makes them all seem like they're "it," even though only one of them actually is.

And the three who are only camouflaged can't knock players out of the game even if they touch them.

...Does that about cover it, Merlin?

Merlin

I'd say so.

Ahh, this is great! I thought someone might try something like this.

Now things are really getting interesting!

Your choice

Hang in there, Team C!

Good luck, Team B!

Merlin

?!

...Arjuna Alter mostly figured out what was going on a few seconds after making contact with the enemy.

Arjuna Alter

(They must be using disguises. Enkidu isn't here.)

(The possibility is that they are using Cú Chulainn's runes...)

(As far as I can recall from the battle records, he could probably use them to create a similar effect...)

(But even if he was attempting to duplicate Merlin's disguise, it would still be different in noticeable ways.)

(Which means it must be Paracelsus. He's the only one here who could perfectly recreate Merlin's illusions with his own form of magecraft!)

It's Team A! Every member of Team A is disguised as "it"!

Gawain

Can you tell which one is the real "it"!?

Arjuna Alter

(They're probably just disguising their appearance. It would definitely be against the rules for them all to actually be "it")

(But...I can't tell the imposters from the real ones!)

O:Cú Chulainn Alter

Man, that's a nasty trick.

Oda Nobukatsu

Can't you do anything about it with your runes? Like, disguise us in the same way?

O:Cú Chulainn Alter

I might be able to change our faces, but that's a far cry from Merlin's magecraft.

And if I don't get it exactly right, the fakes would be easy to spot.

But their disguises are indistinguishable. Perfect copies.

There's only one mage here who could pull that off.

Oda Nobukatsu

So, what do we do about it?

O:Cú Chulainn Alter

...We'll just have to lay low for a while. Saito, Nemo, you guys do the same.

It looks like Team A's got their sights set on Team B right now. Let's think up a way to counter them while they deal with Team B.

Team B

Arjuna Alter

(They're all edging in closer...but they're not coming at me all at once.)

(Maybe that means neither of them is "it"?)

(But no, I can't risk it getting caught now. Either one of them could be "it.")

(I also can't take my eyes off them, or I'll lose track of the differences I've noticed.)

(My only hope right now is Enkidu.)

(If they can get here in time and restrain these two...)

...!

Hmm. It seems your disguises truly are perfect.

No matter how closely I look, I can't tell you apart from our "it."

Fantastic work, Paracelsus.

???

...!

Arjuna Alter

(That shook them... No surprise there, though.)

(But I don't know if that's because Paracelsus is here, or if it's because I figured out their trick...)

(Team A consists of Paracelsus, Sanson, Mordred, and Medusa.)

(...None of them are the type to show visible shock just at having a trick uncovered. So then, is one of them Paracelsus?)

(...?)

(I feel like I'm onto something...)

O:Mordred

(...We're so close to nailing him, but we're still not there.)

Mordred

(We just need one more of us to show up...!)

Medusa

(Mordred. Paracelsus. ...We can do this!)

Mordred

(All right!)

Arjuna Alter

What? Someone's coming up behind me!

(They must be the real "it"!)

H:Medusa

(He dodged, but it won't be enough!)

???

Got you!

Arjuna Alter

...!

(Damn... That's right! I completely forgot!)

(Team A's spell has a major flaw!)

Merlin

Whoop. Looks like we've got our first victim.

Sorry, Arjuna Alter, but you're out of the game.

Arjuna Alter

(But now that I'm out, I can't contact my teammates to let them know about it...)

(Good luck, Enkidu, Gawain, and Karna!)

Michael

So you're the first victim, huh.

Your choice

Arjuna...

Michael

?!

Arjuna Alter

I have no excuse. I was careless...

Your choice

Don't worry. You did the best you could.

Arjuna Alter

?!

Thank you, Master. I'm sorry I was the first to be disqualified. What a shameful display...

By the way, Merlin, may I ask you something?

It's about Team A...

Merlin

Yup, you're right.

It's a great strategy they came up with, but there is one glaring flaw.

R:Arjuna Alter

I see...

Merlin

And of course, how they cover up that flaw is what's going to decide this game's winner.

Michael

Oho. Master of Chaldea, Arjuna. It looks like it's Team C making contact with Team A this time.

And that's not all...

Arjuna Alter

!

Saito Hajime

Understood. We've got the situation mostly figured out.

Nemo

They're hot on our heels right now, but so far, we're doing oka

Both

!!!

Nemo

Never mind. Just our luck we'd run into some of those Demonic Beasts right now.

Saito Hajime

So we've got Demonic Beasts up ahead, and presumably another team's "it" behind us. Looks pretty bad.

Nemo

Now what should we do...? Should we try to clear a path forward, or deal with what's behind us?

Saito Hajime

... ...Forward.

Nemo

Why's that?

Saito Hajime

Would you be mad if I said it was just a hunch, Captain?

Nemo

No. I trust your hunches. There's always a good reason for them.

Saito Hajime

Well, if I'm being honest, it's partly a gamble, too. ...Shall we!?

Nemo

Let's!

2. After the battle

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Saito Hajime

All right, they're gone!

Thanks for the help...Sanson.

???

...!

Nemo

Hey, yeah. That support we had...

Saito Hajime

Yup. It could only be Sanson.

'Course, just the fact that he didn't come after us when we had our backs turned proves he's not "it."

O:Sanson

... ...Damn. I can't believe you figured it out.

I guess I shouldn't have helped you fend off those Demonic Beasts after all.

Saito Hajime

Maybe, but I just knew the Sanson from Chaldea wouldn't be able to resist.

O:Sanson

So you gambled on me being just as selfless as my counterpart in Chaldea?

Saito Hajime

That's right.

O:Sanson

Hm. You really get me.

Still, since neither of you are "it," it looks like this encounter amounts to a dra

Saito Hajime

Not quite.

O:Sanson

!!!

O:Cú Chulainn Alter

Gotcha. Sorry, Executioner.

Merlin

Sanson from Team A is now out. Time for you to leave.

Sanson

Damn. I guess I shouldn't have stuck around.

O:Cú Chulainn Alter

All right. That's one down.

Oda Nobukatsu

So, both Team A and Team B have lost someone.

That does put us on top for the moment, but

Saito Hajime

It also makes us a bigger target.

O:Cú Chulainn Alter

We should spread out. And while we're at it, let's swap partners.

Saito, you come with me. Nobukatsu, you go with Nemo.

Oda Nobukatsu

...Why? So you can use us as decoys?

O:Cú Chulainn Alter

Yep. We're not gonna win if we aren't willing to make sacrifices here.

Saito and I can deal with the Demonic Beasts faster.

There's no one else left who'd forget the game and help us out if we need it, like Sanson did.

Nemo

Roger that. Then we'll have to distract the other teams by drawing plenty of attention to ourselves.

Fine then. I'll make a bigger splash than a whale in the shoals.

O:Cú Chulainn Alter

Thanks. I'm counting on you.

Oda Nobukatsu

Okay, Nemo, let's go!

Nemo

Yeah!

Saito Hajime

You think those two'll be okay?

O:Cú Chulainn Alter

...No. Both A and B are down a player.

Right now, we're the only ones with our full starting lineup.

Saito Hajime

...Yeah, the others are definitely gonna go after 'em.

O:Cú Chulainn Alter

But as long as they can hold out, we should have plenty of chances to catch other guys, too.

...Let's go.

Sanson

Oh well, it's fine. I have no regrets.

Your choice

Thanks for helping them out.

Sanson

?!

Hahaha, you're quite welcome. I guess this means you owe me one.

Michael

So, now both A and B are down a player.

Which means we can make a good guess as to how they're going to react.

O:Enkidu

It may be the blindingly obvious choice, but let's focus on Team C.

If we lose one more teammate, we'll be the ones with targets on our backs.

O:Paracelsus

Let's go after Team C.

S:Mordred

Yeah.

Now that Sanson's out, we'll be in deep shit if we lose another guy.

Like they say, the nail that sticks out gets hammered down. Hm? Wait. Does that work here?

O:Medusa

I hate that saying.

S:Mordred

Why?

...Ohhh, 'cause you don't like being so tall! Well hey, if it makes ya feel any better, I think being tall's nice!

O:Medusa

...Paracelsus.

Do you have any spells that can let someone swap bodies with a third party, particularly someone who uses their innocence as a shield to say thoughtlessly cruel things?

S:Paracelsus

I could probably come up with something...

But swapping bodies usually results in a substantial reduction in power.

So I can't recommend it.

O:Medusa

...Makes sense. Don't worry. I didn't mean it.

S:Mordred

Huh? (Why's she mad? I don't get it.) Ah, whatever.

Okay, so we'll ignore Team B for now, even if we come across them, and focus on the three players from Team C. Let's go!

Oda Nobukatsu

Yikes! I can feel the bloodlust all the way over here!

Nemo

They're definitely all after us now.

We're like minnows being targeted by sharks. Or sharks being targeted by orcas.

Oda Nobukatsu

Then it's hopeless.

There's no way you and I can win on our own. And if we both get disqualified, then Team C'll be...

Hm? Hang on. If things do play out that way...

...Team A and Team B'll both have three guys, and we'll be left with two.

When that happens, A and B would naturally go after each other, since they'll have the advantage again.

And once either A or B are at a numbers disadvantage...

Nemo

I had the same thought as you.

Yes, things could work out well for us if that happens, but...

Oda Nobukatsu

You don't think they will?

Nemo

I don't know. All I can say for sure is, as decoys, we need to buy as much time as we can!

Oda Nobukatsu

All right! Let's do it!

O:Cú Chulainn Alter

Team A's weakness is probably the fact that Paracelsus is "it."

Saito Hajime

What, 'cause of his magecraft disguises?

O:Cú Chulainn Alter

Yup.

Obviously, anyone another team's "it" tags is out.

But if Paracelsus gets ousted, he can't keep disguising his team with magecraft, or they'll be breaking rule six.

Saito Hajime

Oh, yeah. I think it was, "Once you're out, you can neither help nor interfere."

O:Cú Chulainn Alter

Yeah.

So of course, Team A's gonna do everything they can to keep him safe.

And that means we can be sure he's their"it."

Knowing that, we can work out what they're gonna do.

So we're gonna go after Paracelsus and take him down, even if we have to use Nobukatsu and Nemo to lure him out.

This'd go even better if Team B's "it" was out of the picture first.

O:Paracelsus

(...Huff, huff)

S:Mordred

Hey, you okay there, Paracelsus?

O:Paracelsus

Just...a little...winded...

S:Medusa

It's not just that.

You're also casting these disguise spells on us while running around this fairly large building.

O:Mordred

Oh, yeah. And since the building's set up to collect magical energy

S:Medusa

You're keeping your own physical enhancements to a bare minimum, aren't you?

O:Paracelsus

...Yes, I am.

I'm so sorry. There simply wasn't any other way...

S:Medusa

Why don't we take a short break?

O:Paracelsus

...No. We shouldn't.

I don't see our advantage holding for much longer.

It's very likely that the other teams have figured out I am "it."

The other teams have most probably chosen their strongest Servant as their "it."

In our case, however, our strategy dictated that I must be "it."

It probably won't be long now before Team B's "it" tags two of Team C's players.

From that point on, the line between a humiliating loss and a come-from-behind victory for us will be quite fine.

...And I'd certainly like to win.

S:Mordred

Ha! 'Course we're gonna come from behind to win!

O:Medusa

I agree. Honestly, I'm rather fired up about this myself.

I swear on these glasses I'm going to do whatever it takes to win.

Gawain

There you are!

Oda Nobukatsu

(Huff, huff, huff...) Man, how much stamina does this guy have, anyway!?

Karna

You're going nowhere.

Nemo

Karna! Damn, now we're cut off at both ends.

Nemo

Looks like this is it!

O:Enkidu

Got you.

Merlin

Oda Nobukatsu and Nemo are both out.

Oda Nobukatsu

Well, we bought as much time as we could...

Nemo

Now we'll just have to hope it was enough for the other two.

O:Enkidu

Oh?

S:???

... ...

O:Enkidu

An "it"... Are they from A or C? Though they could also be one of Team A's players in disguise.

So, they're making a run for it. ...Okay, I'll go after them!

I may not be able to use my Noble Phantasm or offensive skills...but I'm still a fast runner.

...!

???

... ...

... ...

O:Enkidu

(An "it" chasing after another "it"... So the one being chased must be one of the Team A players in disguise.)

(Now, do I go after the player being chased, or the "it" doing the chasing?)

(...Obviously, I should go after the "it" doing the chasing. Once I get them, their whole team will be disqualified.)

(Wait for it... Wait for it... ...Now!)

P:???

!?

O:Enkidu

Got you!

S:???

...You really are fast, Enkidu.

You're every bit as quick to take action as your reputation suggests.

Which is why we had to work as a team to defeat you.

O:Enkidu

...Dammit!

(The one who was chasing wasn't "it"! It was one of Team A's ordinary players! So that must mean)

S:???

Got you.

Merlin

Medusa from Team A and Enkidu from Team B are both out.

Thanks for playing♡

Medusa

(There's something mildly infuriating about that saccharine tone of his...)

Enkidu

You got me good.

Merlin

And so, Team B is out of the game.

Karna, Gawain, that means you, too.

???

... ...

O:Paracelsus

Phew... That just leaves Team C.

S:Mordred

Yeah, but now our team's just us two!

O:Paracelsus

We should assume our advantage is essentially gone now.

S:Mordred

The last player left is that Saito Hajime guy.

O:Paracelsus

The swordfighter from the Far East, yes. I'm sure he's far more athletic than I am.

S:Mordred

Then it's gonna come down to a battle of grit.

O:Paracelsus

That's not a word I usually associate with myself, but in this case...hehe, I like it.

S:Mordred

All right, let's do this thing!

Medusa

Phew. That was an ordeal.

Enkidu

I'm sorry, everyone. I should have been more careful.

Arjuna Alter

Not at all. I would have fallen for that, too.

Going after the one being chased just wasn't an option.

No... You were made to think it wasn't an option.

Gawain

Chin up, Enkidu. We weren't that much help, either.

Enkidu

Thank you. That's kind of you to say. So...only four left, huh.

Karna

...?

Arjuna Alter

Something wrong, Karna?

Karna

...I need to step out for a moment. Would you come with me, Arjuna?

Arjuna Alter

Hm? Hold on.

May I, Master?

Your choice

Sure thing.

Arjuna Alter

?!

All right then. Be back soon...

Well? What is it?

Karna

There's something off about the Demonic Beasts. I guess the other Heroic Spirits haven't noticed because they're too caught up in the game.

Arjuna Alter

Something off...?

Karna

I want to take a closer look at them. But I also don't want to get in the way of the game.

So I want you to help me investigate them quietly.

Arjuna Alter

...I see. Let's go, then.

Karna

Thank you. I'm glad you understand.

Arjuna Alter

I never thought I'd see the day when you and I would investigate an office building together.

Fate certainly has a way of surprising you, doesn't it...

Karna

That it does.

If you told my younger self I'd be doing this one day, I don't think he would have believed you.

Let's just chalk it up to the glasses and leave it at that.

Arjuna Alter

Heh, good idea. It's all thanks to the glasses.

Saito Hajime

...Whoa!

???

!

Saito Hajime

That was close.

Guess you're Paracelsus then. Which means the "it" our "it" is chasing down must be

P:Cú Chulainn Alter

Mordred...!

S:???

...!

P:Cú Chulainn Alter

Yeah, no Caster could take off running like that.

Saito, you still hanging in there?

Saito Hajime

More or less.

P:Cú Chulainn Alter

All right, keep it up a little longer while I tag the last one!

S:???

...!

...The man I'm chasing after continues to evade me as I run after him.

I hate that I have well below-average stamina for a Heroic Spirit.

I'm growing more and more exhausted, gasping for breath, sweat sticking my hair to my skin...

I know I'm doing something ridiculous in an already ridiculous situation...and yet, this is still the wisest course.

We're not injuring, killing, dying, or fighting. Well...I suppose we may technically be doing the latter.

As I am not a warrior by any measure, there is only so much I can do in a physical conflict.

But, even though it's all so exhausting...

...this is all too good-natured and invigorating to call a battle.

So if I must push my body to its limits like warriors do for a little longer...

...I can do that, too.

P:Cú Chulainn Alter

(First Mordred was running around every which way in that room, now they're out in the hallway...)

(Do they have some kind of plan, or are they just playing things by ear?)

(If it's a plan, then...)

(Saito. Where are you right now?)

Saito Hajime

(The seventh-floor hallway. Paracelsus is on my tail, but so far, I haven't had much trouble shaking him.)

P:Cú Chulainn Alter

(That's the same floor as me. So that must mean...)

(They're trying to trade places!)

(I can hear their footsteps, so they've got to be close. They must be planning to trade places at the hallway corner so Paracelsus can surprise me!)

(...Interesting. If you think you can get me like that, go ahead and try!)

???

(I'm at the corner! Let's do this, Paracelsus!)

S:???

(Got...it...!)

???

...Now!

P:Cú Chulainn Alter

(Saito just jumped over my head... There's no way they can catch him now!)

(And once I catch the last player on their team, we'll win. We've got this!)

Cú Chulainn Alter

(Huh!?)

O:Sanson

...Okay, now that we all look like we're "it," let me give you this just in case.

S:Medusa

Sanson?

O:Mordred

Your coat?

S:Sanson

Like I said, just in case.

Anything we're not wearing on our person isn't affected by the "it" disguise, right?

O:Paracelsus

That's right. I assume it's the same for Merlin's illusion, too.

S:Sanson

So I thought, if you have to, you can take off my coat and throw it over someone's head to surprise and blind them.

O:Mordred

I dunno. You really think there'll be a situation where that'll be necessary?

S:Sanson

Hmm... No, probably not.

O:Paracelsus

(Thank you, Sanson. Now all we need to do is...!)

Cú Chulainn Alter

Grr... Get off me!

P:Cú Chulainn Alter

(Dammit, now Mordred's here, too. Which one's the real "it"!?)

(This is the moment of truth. They look the same to me. But...)

(I can still tell which one Paracelsus is. He's the one who looks like he's about to collapse!)

It's over!

S:???

...Would you, Mordred?

???

You got it, Paracelsus!

O:Cú Chulainn Alter

(Wha)

Michael

And now...rule the seventh:

Other players are only allowed to touch whoever's "it" for a cumulative total of two seconds.

Saito Hajime

(Crap! They've still got the full two seconds to hold Cú Chulainn down!)

(Which means he can't tag anyone out for two whole seconds!)

T:Mordred

Do it!!!

S:Paracelsus

...Got you!

Cú Chulainn Alter

Dammit.

Merlin

Cú Chulainn Alter is out.

That means Team C has lost. Team A wins.

Paracelsus

Phew... That was truly exhausting...

Mordred

Way to go, Paracelsus! That was awesome!

Paracelsus

Ow, ow. Please stop that, Mordred. You're hurting me.

Mordred

Oh, whoops. Damn, it feels good to win though, huh!?

Cú Chulainn Alter

...I'm sorry.

Your choice

It's okay. Nice work out there.

Cú Chulainn Alter

?!

Dammit, this sucks. They played the rules like a fiddle.

Oda Nobukatsu

Hang on. Isn't it against the rules to so deliberately interfere like that though?

Nemo

Maybe. But...

Medusa

I'm not so sure.

It looked to us like Mordred just happened to run into him when they turned around at that corner.

Nemo

Right. Of course it did. And as for us

Cú Chulainn Alter

Forget it.

I'm not gonna whine on a technicality when we obviously lost.

Oda Nobukatsu

Oh. I see...

Nemo

...I'm guessing you were counting on him reacting like that, too?

Medusa

Hehehe.

Mordred

Wooo! And the winners return!

You got no problem with our victory, right?

Cú Chulainn Alter

Nah. You beat us fair and square.

Paracelsus

...Phew. I suddenly feel so much lighter.

Mordred

What're you talking about? We've still got another game to win.

Paracelsus

...Would you mind if I left that one to the rest of you? I could really use a break.

Mordred

Hang in there!

Merlin

On that note, I would like to get to the next game...but it seems Karna and Arjuna Alter have yet to return.

Arjuna Alter

Master, we have an emergency!

Your choice

Huh!?

Arjuna Alter

?!

All of you, come with us!

Karna

This is a bad sign. A very bad sign.

Your choice

Is that...?

Karna

?!

Yes. It's almost definitely blood. Apparently, the Demonic Beasts have started eating each other.

Cú Chulainn Alter

...!

Oda Nobukatsu

Is that bad?

Arjuna Alter

Normally, it would be great, since they would be doing the work of culling their numbers for us.

Karna

But here, the fewer beasts there are, the stronger those that remain become.

As far as we can tell, their ability to absorb their opponents' power still works when they eat each other.

Now, they're on the verge of transforming from Demonic to Phantasmal Beasts.

That's going to make things much more difficult. The only way to fend them off now is to kill them with our Noble Phantasms.

Mordred

Wait, wait, hold on. Isn't that a bad idea?

I mean, if we do that, they'll take our power too, right!?

Karna

That's right.

So we can't drive them off, we can't afford to lose to them, and we can't risk beating them, either.

Oda Nobukatsu

... ...So we're stuck?

All

... ...

Merlin

Hmm.

All right, I see how it is. For the moment, I'll buy us some time with an illusion.

Then, we get to work brainstorming a solution!