Fate/Grand Order story · Events, GUDAGUDA Meiji Restoration

End Section: The Key to Victory is Shinsengumi!

GUDAGUDA Meiji Restoration. Meiji Restoration

1 scenes, 68 lines

1. Before the battle

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Hijikata

Now! Draw your swords and attack! Destroy them all!

Okita

Death to SatChou! Special attack: Mugen Sandanzuki (AOE Noble Phantasm version)!

Nobbu UFO

Nono, bubbuu!

Your choice

Amazing, Shinsengumi!

Hijikata

Quit dozing off, newbie! Push forward until we reach their general!

Your choice

Eh? AOE Noble Phantasm?

Okita

Oh, that was just a figure of speech. Anyway, I am in top shape right now! I'm feeling so strong, I might even start shooting beams today!

Eh? I can't? Oh dear...

?!

Katsura Tesla

How could Choushu Industries' superweapon, the Nobbu UFO, be defeated by a bunch of common, low-tech troops?

Okita

With Master and me working together, this is a cakewalk!

Mr. Hijikata, don't you think Master deserves a promotion to captain?

Hijikata

Hmph...don't lose focus. The battle's not over yet!

Nobukatsu

Wh-what the heck? That man-slayer rabble is too strong! Cannons and light beams aren't hitting them at all!

N-no, maybe it's because of that...whatsitsname...Fujimaru?

Is he helping them...?

Fine. Change of plans!

Chacha

Awww. So in the end, those dorks win... I got worried for nothing. Huh... I wonder if she took her medicine.

Sheesh. Leaving Chacha behind like that to go fight? Rude! Why are warriors and adults all like that?

Hm? Isn't that...Uncle Nobukatsu? Where's he running off to...?

Nobukatsu

...Yes, I see... All we have to do is take out that Fujimaru guy...

Chacha

...Who is he talking to? Shoot, I can't hear that well...

Nobukatsu

Yes, that's right. If we can take care of that, Chacha can return to our great Taikou...

Chacha

...!? T-Taikou...!?

Nobukatsu

Who's there!? ...Oh, it's you, Chacha. You caught me in a bit of an awkward position here...

Naughty Chacha...eavesdropping...

That's right. I was summoned to be His Highness Taikou's servant right from the beginning.

Now that you're here, I'm going to send you back to the castle.

Chacha

Taikou... H-His Highness is in the castle!?

Th-that's impossible! His Highness is gone!

Nobukatsu

Oh, so you know. Death hasn't stopped either of us, has it?

That's because this is THAT kind of world...

Chacha

N-no, no, no, no, no!!!

Saigou Edimori

I've lost... I wasn't productive enough... Next time, I will try for 36-hour workdays...

Katsura Tesla

(Sigh) War is truly terrible. All that work, and we even got help from Ms. Blavatsky...

Hijikata

It's finally done. That took longer than expected. Okita! Collect the men. Shinsengumi, return!

Okita

Understood! Thank you as well, Master! Thanks to you, I only had three bloody coughing fits this time!

Your choice

You overexerted yourself...

So that wasn't a C. Star collection skill?

Okita

?!

Nobunaga

Oh? I'm surprised you were able to defeat the enemy on your own.

And you, Fujimaru! Why didn't you back ME up!?

Okita

That's our line! The sound of gunfire stopped halfway through the battle. What were you doing, Nobbu?

Nobunaga

Well, you know, it started to rain, and our matchlocks got wet...

Nothing I can do about that, right?

Okita

Sheesh... Well, now Nobbu can finally appreciate the true strength of the Shinsengumi.

This victory doesn't belong to me alone, but to all of the Shinsengumi!

Nobukatsu

That is enough of your ridiculous arrogance, murderers club!

Hijikata

You are...the clown from the Oda side...

Nobukatsu

Who are you calling a clown!?

Well, I suppose a lowly jumped-up farmer couldn't be expected to appreciate my noble attire!

Hijikata

What did you say? Come, say that to my face. Who did you call a jumped-up farmer...!?

Nobukatsu

Ah-ack!

U-uh, ahh! No, wait...! I'm a remarkably different person this time around! Can you still be so arrogant, even in the face of THIS!?

Your choice

Oh no!

Chacha

?!

Okita

Chacha!? Is she unconscious? Nobukatsu...why...?

Chacha is part of your family!

Nobunaga

Nobukatsu... How could you stoop so low!?

Nobukatsu

And my true master is within that castle! The Great Gold Demon Taikou, Toyotomi Hideyoshi!

Okita

Toyotomi Hideyoshi...? One of the Three Unifiers of Japan?

Nobunaga

Whoa... What the heck is that castle...? Yeah...that's definitely gaudy enough to be Monkey's castle...

Okay, that's probably not important now... What are you going to do with Chacha!?

Nobukatsu

I shall see you at the castle, Big Sister!

Or rather, "Big Fool of Owari"!

Nobunaga

Stop!!!

...Nobukatsu. Damn you...