Fate/Grand Order story · Events, Illusionary Yamatai Continuum, Sakai

Fourth Cup: Expecting Someone Who May or May Not Come

Illusionary Yamatai Continuum, Sakai. Empty Wilderness

1 scenes, 224 lines

1. Before the battle

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Akesato

Sannan! You're here!

Yamanami Keisuke

I see you haven't changed a bit, Akesato. Although, my name isn't Sannan. It's Yamanami...

Akesato

Oh come on, don't you mean, "Wow, Akesato, you look beautiful"? Ooh, by the way, could I have some of your rice, Sannan?

Yamanami Keisuke

Oh, sure. I'm not too hungry, anyway. It's still Yamanami, though...

Akesato

You're kind of a weirdo, huh, Sannan? Most people would never ask for a country bumpkin geisha like me.

Yamanami Keisuke

Oh? Yeah, well back in my unit they know me as a pretty normal guy.

Also, my name isOh, forget it. Sannan is fine.

Akesato

What's your group called again? The Shinsengumi? Not a great rep, you know. Some of those guys who come here tend to be pretty rough.

Yamanami Keisuke

Not much for mincing words, are you? I'll tell them to mind their manners.

Akesato

Aww, you're the best, Sannan. And not just because you leave rice for me. Ooh, can I have your pickled veggies, too?

Yamanami Keisuke

...You know, I've been having doubts lately.

Akesato

Huh? Does that mean no pickled veggies?

Yamanami Keisuke

Oh, no, those are fine. Help yourself.

Akesato

Yay, thanks! Mmm, yummy!

Yamanami Keisuke

...

I keep asking myself things like, "What are we doing?"...

...and, "Where should we be going?"

Akesato

Why not just go home?

Akesato

Where else is there when you don't know where to go?

I mean, that's not really an option for us anymore, but, you know.

Yamanami Keisuke

Home, huh? I see.

You really are smart. Compared to you, we might as well be

Akesato

Oh, don't be silly. Me? Smart? I still can't speak a word of the Kyoto dialect.

Yamanami Keisuke

Thank you, Akesato. I think I'm going to call it a day.

Akesato

Huh? You're leaving already? What's the rush?

Can't you stay longer? It'd really help me out. You're my easiest customer by far.

Yamanami Keisuke

I'm sorry. I just remembered something important I need to do.

Akesato

I see. Well, make sure you come back again soon, okay? Better promise me!

Yamanami Keisuke

I will.

Goodbye...

...!

Kukochihiko

So, you finally woke up.

Yamanami Keisuke

The arm Okita cut off... It's back?

Kukochihiko

That's one hell of a technique. Destroying part of a curse-strengthened Spirit Origin is no small feat.

Although, these marks... Did you always have these wounds on your arm?

Yamanami Keisuke

Yes, I did. I'm impressed you could tell these were old scars. Even now, I can't always use my arms how I'd like.

Kukochihiko

So you can't escape the karma you built up in life, even now that you're a Heroic Spirit. Must be difficult, that.

Yamanami Keisuke

I didn't know you were so kind.

It's hard to believe you're the same dreadful creature from back then.

Kukochihiko

...

...You used to work for Serizawa, right?

Yamanami Keisuke

Yes, that's right. He was the Shinsengumi's other commander.

Kukochihiko

Why did you kill him? Because he was in your way?

Yamanami Keisuke

It was our way of showing our sincerity.

Kukochihiko

Sincerity?

Yamanami Keisuke

I still think we made the right choice.

Kukochihiko

...

Yamanami Keisuke

But, it's also possible we didn't.

Kukochihiko

Hmph. As I thought. You're just another traitor.

Yamanami Keisuke

Yes, I am. I'm just another traitor. What about you? What are you?

Kukochihiko

...

Yamanami Keisuke

...

...All right.

Nobbu

(Yawn...) Man, yesterday sure took a lot out of me.

Shusha

I'm still a little sleepy...

Okita Alter

You can keep sleeping if you want, Shusha.

Shusha

I'm fine. I wanna hear Iyo's story!

Okita Souji

I feel fine now that I've had some rest, but it's clear that we'll have to be careful when dealing with Kunakoku curses.

Nobbu

So, picking up where we left off last night.

You said that woofhead guy was your teacher, Iyo?

Iyo

Yes... That's right.

Okita Souji

But that Kukochihiko person is also from Kunakoku, right? Yamataikoku's enemy?

So how did you end up studying under him? Besides, I thought Himiko was your teacher.

Iyo

Yes, well... The truth is, I'm not originally from Yamataikoku.

I was born to serve as a shrine maiden to Kunakoku's beast god.

Nobbu

Beast god? So how'd you go from that to queen of Yamataikoku?

Iyo

Lady Himiko discovered me during a battle between Kunakoku and Yamataikoku, and convinced me to go over to their side.

Okita Souji

You said Yamataikoku won the war with Kunakoku, right?

Iyo

That's right. Lady Himiko's power was unmatched. She used it to form a coalition of a few small kingdoms...

...and together, they wiped out the much larger kingdom of Kunakoku.

Nobbu

Well, that kind of thing happens pretty much all the time. The question is, how did you end up as Himiko's successor?

Iyo

Well...

Kukochihiko

Because she truly is the shrine maiden of ruin, and a traitor to her kind.

Iyo

Kukochihiko!

Okita Alter

When did he get here!? Stay behind me, Master. Please keep Shusha safe.

Nobbu

Well, speak of the devil. To what do we owe the pleasure?

Kukochihiko

I'm here on behalf of Jibu-no-Shou. He would like to speak to the Master of Chaldea.

A meeting place has already been arranged. It is not far. Come with me. I will personally guarantee your safety.

Okita Souji

You really think we'd let our Master just waltz into such an obvious trap?

Kukochihiko

Silence, Servants. I'm speaking to the Master of Chaldea, not you.

Besides, Jibu-no-Shou never lies; he always honors his promises.

Nobbu

Hmph. Even if your boss has the best of intentions, how do we know your subordinates won't pull some crap again?

Like at the teahouse.

Kukochihiko

So you knew they weren't acting under Jibu-no-Shou's orders?

Nobbu

If he'd wanted to crush us, he would've sent a proper army, not a handful of thugs.

Kukochihiko

Exactly. Jibu-no-Shou has already personally seen to their punishment for acting out of turn.

Okita Souji

Still doesn't give us a reason to trust you.

Kukochihiko

Then what would?

Nobbu

If your boss wants to talk to ours, how 'bout he comes meet him himself?

Kukochihiko

...Good point. All right, I'll tell him.

Nobbu

Wait, really!?

Sen-no-Rikyu

And now, you'd like to use my teahouse as your meeting place?

Nobbu

Sorry, we don't really have another option. Would you mind making the arrangements?

Sen-no-Rikyu

Not at all. The tea ceremony is all set and ready to go.

But if you're going to be meeting with him, I think it'd be better if I excuse myself.

Okita Souji

How come?

Sen-no-Rikyu

As you may know, my death was a result of Lord Kanpaku and Lord Ishida charging me with crimes I never committed.

Truth be told, I don't particularly want to see Lord Ishida's face.

Were I to attend the meeting, there's a good chance I end up ruining your discussion.

In fact, I'd call it a certainty.

Nobbu

Sounds like if someone asked me to entertain Micchi. Wahaha! You're right. That'd piss me the hell off!

Sen-no-Rikyu

So on that note, I leave the rest of this matter in your capable hands.

Nobbu

...Hey, Okita. Keep an eye on Rikyu.

Okita Souji

Huh? Why?

Nobbu

What are you, stupid? The whole bad blood thing with Mitsunari is obviously just an excuse.

She's obviously hiding something, and until we find out what it is, I want her watched. You're good with that, right, Master?

Your choice

Makes sense to me.

Nobbu

Good.

Your choice

Wow, Nobbu, you kind of sound like Oda Nobunaga right now.

Nobbu

I AM Oda Nobunaga! I'm as Oda Nobunaga as they come!

?!

Anyway, if it turns out I'm worried about nothing, that's fine.

As for the actual meeting, I'll sit in on it too, and I want you there as well, Iyo.

Iyo

Fine with me. I have questions of my own for Ishida.

Okita Souji

Mr. Ishida...? I mean, I guess he IS Ishida, but still.

Okita Alter

What about me?

Nobbu

You stay here with Shusha and hold down the fort. It looks like they're after them for some reason.

I don't think anything will happen during our talk, but in case they decide to take extreme measures, I'm counting on you to keep them safe.

Okita Alter

Got it. Stay close to me, Shusha.

Shusha

Okay, Alter! I won't go anywhere without you!

Okita Souji

I can't say I love that you're suddenly running things, Nobbu, but I don't disagree with any of what you've said, so I'll go along with all this for now.

See you all later then, everyone.

Nobbu

Now we just need to see where the chips fall...

Beastman

All right, Chaldeans, Lord Jibu-no-Shou has arrived.

Nobbu

Here we go...

Ishida Mitsunari

It's a pleasure to meet you. I am Ishida Mitsunari, Jibu-no-Shou of New Yamataikoku.

...

Nobbu

...

Iyo

...

Ishida Mitsunari

Please, enjoy.

Your choice

This is kind of nerve-racking...

Nobbu

Oho. I see you know your way around a tea ceremony quite well.

Don't worry, Fujimaru. These tea sets are all ours.

Your choice

My legs are starting to hurt a little...

Ishida Mitsunari

No matter. Please, sit comfortably.

?!

Nobbu

Well, this tea sucks! Just kidding. It's not bad.

Little lukewarm though, no? Kinda nice, actually, since I was thirsty.

Ishida Mitsunari

You seemed tense, so I thought I might begin by helping you relax with some thin, lukewarm tea.

Once your insides have settled, we can move on to some stronger, hotter tea.

Nobbu

Aha, now I got you. So the lukewarm tea followed by hot tea was an intentional choice.

Now that I think of it, Monkey used to brag about a young ward of his who liked making tea that way.

Ishida Mitsunari

I must admit, I never expected to see you again in a place like this, Lady Nobunaga.

Did you forget about me?

Nobbu

Oh, like I'd remember the names and faces of all Monkey's pages.

Ishida Mitsunari

You may not remember me, but together, His Imperial Majesty and I achieved what you could not.

Bearing that in mind, I would prefer if you refrained from speaking as though you were in any way Lord Taikou's superior.

Nobbu

Can you hold fire with the snide remarks? You're making already nasty tea taste even worse.

Ishida Mitsunari

Would you trust someone who changed how they spoke for any given audience? I doubt it.

Nobbu

Got a snappy comeback for everything, don'tcha? But, okay, fine. I'm not the one you came here to talk to anyway.

That would be Fujimaru here.

Ishida Mitsunari

Then allow me to properly introduce myself once again. I am Ishida Mitsunari, Jibu-no-Shou of New Yamataikoku.

I apologize for my subordinates' crude and unsanctioned attempt to interfere with your teahouse business.

Your choice

Uh, th-thanks.

Nobbu

Oho. Mighty gracious of you.

Your choice

That's the first thing you wanted to say!?

Iyo

Unsanctioned?

?!

Ishida Mitsunari

They broke my laws, so I had them punished accordingly. I believe that concludes this matter.

Nobbu

I don't suppose you'll be compensating us for the damage they caused too, will you?

Ishida Mitsunari

Of course I will. I have a form for you to fill out later.

Iyo

Th-this isn't how I pictured this going at all, Future. I thought he would seem more, well, evil.

Ishida Mitsunari

Now, let me get to my real business. I don't care for mind games, so I'll be blunt.

Master of Chaldea, I want you to withdraw from this Singularity. Leave peacefully, and no harm will come to you.

Your choice

I can't do that.

Ishida Mitsunari

I see. I appreciate your clear and unambiguous response.

Your choice

I don't wanna.

Ishida Mitsunari

What a childish refusal.

?!

Then there is nothing left to discuss. Our conflict must be resolved by force from this point forward.

Nobbu

Whoa, whoa, slow down. Mitsunari, right? You must've known we'd never agree to leave when you came here. So why'd you show up anyway?

Ishida Mitsunari

There is an order to all things. I'm simply following the steps I must.

No matter how much of an obstruction you may be...

...here in New Yamataikoku, all must abide by the laws I have passed, myself included.

Nobbu

Hmm, that so. You learn that from MonkeyI mean, Lord Taikou, too?

Ishida Mitsunari

No one could ever take His Imperial Majesty's place. Not me, and certainly not you, Lady Nobunaga.

Nobbu

You saying Monkey was better than me? Man, you have a real talent for pissing people off, huh?

Ishida Mitsunari

I've heard similar claims all my life. I am frankly tired of listening to them.

If you're trying to get under my skin, you'll have to work harder than that.

Nobbu

Geez, you're boring. Are you sure you used to work under Monkey?

Iyo

Excuse me, could I say something, too?

What is it you're trying to accomplish in this borderland, Ishida?

Ishida Mitsunari

I-Ishida...? Is that any way for a former queen to speak?

Iyo

What? Did I say something weird?

Nobbu

I see someone forgot we're not in the Yayoi period anymore.

Iyo

More importantly, what are you planning to do with the souls of Yamataikoku's

No... The souls of all the innocent people who have wandered into this land?

Ishida Mitsunari

Make them the foundation of New Yamataikoku, of course. These souls are lost, with nowhere else to go.

So I'm going to gather them together and present them to my lord as faithful subjects.

Iyo

Your lord?

Ishida Mitsunari

Indeed. The king of our New Yamataikoku...

...Lord Toyotomi Hideyori.

Nobbu

Did you say...Hideyori?

Ishida Mitsunari

I did.

Nobbu

Not a name I ever expected to hear here.

Who is that?

Iyo

Beats me.

Ishida Mitsunari

If you're knowingly making light of him, there will be hell to pay.

Your choice

He was Toyotomi Hideyoshi's son, right?

Nobbu

Yeah, that's right. Chacha told me about him before. I was just messing with Mitsunari there.

Your choice

I apologize for my teammates.

Iyo

Do you know who this Hideyori person is, Future? Is he a big deal?

Like, as big a deal as Lady Himiko was? If so, I'm sorry.

?!

Ishida Mitsunari

...Never mind. I can feel myself growing dumber with every word spoken.

We're done here, Master of Chaldea. We will settle our differences on the battlefield.

Nobbu

How do his feet touch the ground with a stick that big up his ass?

Guy can't possibly have any friends. He's too good at pissing everyone off.

He was weirdly honorable about coming to talk to us before fighting, though. Even if it was a dumb idea.

Iyo

I mean, I know if we can't resolve our differences peacefully, it means fighting is our only choice, but...

(Sigh...) If only Lady Himiko were here.

Nobbu

Well, she's not, and wishing she were isn't gonna help us. Come on, Fujimaru, let's head back and plan our strategy.

Your choice

I guess we should.

Iyo

Yeah. Especially since it looks like we'll have to do something about Ishida before we can move on.

Your choice

I wonder why he seemed so confident.

Nobbu

He's probably got what he figures is a surefire plan to win.

?!

Anyway, he certainly acted the part of one of Monkey's retainers...

...but let's see if he's got the goods Monkey did.

Yamanami Keisuke

...I see. So that's what he meant. There really is a literal beast god.

And then there's this lord of his... It looks like I'd better hurry.

???

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