Fate/Grand Order story · Events, Ultra Demon Castle Csejte

Section 9 "Halloween Declaration"

Ultra Demon Castle Csejte. Castle Town

2 scenes, 203 lines

1. Before the battle

90 lines
Mash

The townspeople still aren't celebrating Halloween. I'm not sure, but they don't seem very happy.

Elisabeth

Then let's start by making the place Halloween central! Right, Puppy?

Your choice

How?

Elisabeth

Huh!? Well, um...

...Once I decide something, shouldn't it just kind of happen?

Robin Hood

No, it shouldn't! Do you think you're some kind of spoiled princess?

Nitocris

We can't do it alone. Let's ask the townspeople for help.

Your choice

Let's all do it!

Robin Hood

Yeah. I'm with you.

We won't get anywhere unless we ask the townspeople.

?!

Elisabeth

...R-Right! Time to order the pigs around!

Robin Hood

Nobody likes being called a pig. Explain to them what's going on properly. Come on, you're the ruler.

Elisabeth

What? But my fans love it!

Even that Cock Robin chirped with joy! As its owner, that means you'd love it if I called you a pig too, right?

Robin Hood

I've got nothing to do with that fat thing! It just follows me everywhere!

Nitocris

Elisabeth, you mustn't assume all humans are the same.

If you want to make Halloween fun, then you must ask properly.

Elisabeth

F-Fine...

Robin Hood

Okay, let's split up and ask everyone we come across.

We can hand out the pumpkins at the same time.

Nitocris

You're right. Let's reconvene here in two hours.

Robin Hood

Okay, see you then!

Elisabeth

Huh? Wait, where do I go?

Your choice

Follow me.

Elisabeth

?!

Mash

Elisabeth, come with us.

(We wouldn't want her to say things in a weird way and cause trouble...)

Elisabeth

Okay!

Ibaraki-Douji

All right, I'll sit this one out. I'll be waiting here! (Chomp chomp)

Mash

Looks like we're all here.

We didn't have any luck... Master, this is depressing...

Nitocris

You too? ...Robin Hood, what about you?

Robin Hood

No good. Zilch.

Still, people did seem to be looking forward to the festivities.

Mash

Oh, yes. I agree.

I don't think they were against Halloween per se, but they were not particularly open about any support either.

Elisabeth

Grrr... Unforgivable! Halloween's a festival kids and adults can both enjoy, and yet...

Nitocris

It seems that Elisabeth does not have enough respect as a ruler.

Add that to the fact that the queen in the pyramid banned Halloween and it's no wonder they're not on board.

...Sheesh. What kind of queen would do that to a pyramid, anyway?

Elisabeth

Hey, what is it about me that's wrong?

H:All

The outfit (probably).

Elisabeth

BUT I AM A HERO!

Queen's Knight

Halloween has been banned by Oh, not you people again!?

Elisabeth

Oh, I know! Hey, you there!

What do you think when you look at me?

Queen's Knight

What do I think?

You should hold back on showing your skin. It'll hurt if you get slashed.

Elisabeth

Zero fashion sense!

Mash

...That sound... Oh no!

Ibaraki-Douji

Hmm? More commotion? Well, it has nothing to do with me.

I've got this chocolate cake that the townspeople gave me to consume instead!

Heh, heheheh... It feels like a waste to even eat it... Where should my first bite be?

Gee... It looks good no matter where you begin... Aww... Heheh. You adorable little thing...

I think I should take little nibbles from the side and

HEY! WHAT GIVES!?

Mash

You're...!

???

Oh, how sad...

It saddens me that the queen does not wish to see the town stained in the orange of Halloween...

Robin Hood

Huh? What's with this pretty boy?

Tristan

I am Tristan... Former Knight of the Round Table. Currently a queen's knight.

Call me Tristan, the Child of Sadness... Or perhaps Tristan Who Sighs And Looks Out Upon the Setting Sun...

Robin Hood

Way too long!

???

You're an Archer. You needn't go out ahead

Mash

Here's one more!

What the... Where's he going!?

Elisabeth

Huh? What was that?

Tristan

Wait! Where are you

Mysterious Black Knight

...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!

Mash

New enemy approaching, for sure this time!

Tristan

What's wrong, Lanc

Mysterious Black Knight

SHUUUUUUTTT UUUUUUPPP!!!

Tristan

Eh...!? Why the sudden sleeper hold!?

I give up! I give up! I give up! I'm tapping out! I'm tapping out!

Mash

They've started fighting each other! Master, let's take them out now!

...Um, I don't really understand why...

...but my body is telling me that black knight needs to get mashed up...

...just like Gawain's potato dishes!

Your choice

Get him, Masherker!

Mash

Right! Prepare to die!

Your choice

D-Deep breaths!

Mash

R-Right! Mash Kyrielight, taking deep breaths!

In... Out... In... Out... In... Out... In... Out...

...Okay, ready to crush him!

Elisabeth

She's too pumped up!

?!

Tristan

It's the enemy! Th-The enemy's here! The enemy!

Mysterious Black Knight

ENEMYYYYYYYYY!

Mash

Now!

2. After the battle

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Mysterious Black Knight

LOSERRRRRRRRRRRR!!!

Tristan

We lost... How sad...

Queen's Knight

Sir Tristan and Sir Lan I mean, the Mysterious Black Knight have been defeated!

Elisabeth

Anyway! This town is going to celebrate Halloween! I won't allow any complaints!

That goes for you guys too. Here, wear these and go celebrate!

Queen's Knight

A jack-o'-lantern? Uh, wait, let me at least remove my helm

Elisabeth

Save it.

Nitocris

Those knights ran away crying...

Robin Hood

Probably because you cursed those pumpkins with your Egyptian magecraft or what have you. They'll never come off now.

Elisabeth

Thank you, Nitocris!

Nitocris

...Well, it is Halloween after all. Anyway, Elisabeth.

Now the townspeople can prepare for the festivities without having to be afraid of the queen.

Elisabeth

That's true! Okay, everyone! We drove all the knights away!

Feel safe to openly celebrate Halloween!

Mysterious Black Knight

GOOOOOOOOOD...

Tristan

You seem quite happy, considering we lost...

Still, I'm glad too.

She matures fast... I was so sure it would've taken at least ten years...

Mysterious Black Knight

QUEEEEEEEEEEEEN!

Tristan

Yes. Now she has won the right to face the queen.

Now it's a question of whether or not she can surpass her. This is something we must see with our own eyes.

Mysterious Black Knight

ESCAAAAAAAAAAAAPE!

Tristan

Yes, let's take flight. Quietly now.

Robin Hood

Hey, they're fleeing!

Tristan

Easy.

Nitocris

How rude...!

The vanquished should hang their heads and await punishment!

Surround them, medjed!

Tristan

How sad... But naturally, a knight never gives up! Not until he draws his last breath!

The game is not over until the whistle blows...!

Mysterious Black Knight

WINNERRRRRRRRRRRR!

Tristan

Now, let us escape!

Ibaraki-Douji

...So, it was you.

Tristan

Step aside, young one. You're clearly not one of us.

As you can see, I am the embodiment of chivalrous ideals, dreams, and realities. I would never lay a hand on a woman.

That holds true even for nonhumans like you. In fact, if you were a decade or so older, I would have liked to have dinner with you.

...However, given the murderous look on your face, I shall use an Evade skill on myself. Just to be safe.

Ibaraki-Douji

That wind-cutting bow of yours... So you're the scumbag responsible!

"Great Grudge of Rashomon"!

Tristan

Oh my...! A Noble Phantasm that removes buffs... How awful!

Ibaraki-Douji

Here's another one for you!

Go, Sougenbi! You're going to pay for what you did to my cake!

"Great Grudge of Rashomon"! Raaarrrrrrgh!

Tristan

Two in a row! How... agile...

Mysterious Black Knight

STUUUUUPIIIIIIIIID!!!

Ibaraki-Douji

Hm, not good. I should have sent them flying the opposite way.

Nitocris

They went flying towards the pyramid. ...It's like we set them free ourselves.

Ibaraki-Douji

Th-Things like that happen in battle, you know. It's not my fault!

Your choice

(In Shuten's ASMR voice) Oh, but it is.

Ibaraki-Douji

Eeeeeek! Shuten!? Shuten, IWhy yooou...!!!

Mash

Amazing, Master. That impression was not good at all, but it had an intensity to it.

Your choice

(In Shuten's ASMR voice) All your fault, Ibaraki. How sad...

Ibaraki-Douji

Nyafu!? ...Huh, Shuten? No? Where'd she go?

...Why you...! What trickery is this!?

Mash

There, there, Ibaraki. Calm down.

?!

Elisabeth

Anyway, this town has been liberated!

Even if the queen tries to stop the festivities, there's no way they ever will!

Ahh, the world is filled with the happiness of Halloween...! It makes me want to burst out singing!

Robin Hood

Let's not do that. We'll just get sent back to the starting point again.

Elisabeth

Why's that!?

Mash

...Oh? The children...

H:Child

Yayyy, trick or treat!

Mash

Oh, m-me!? I'm sorry... I don't have any candy...

H:Child

Then trick it is!

Your choice

Yes, trick!

H:Child

?!

Mash

Master, you too!?

Fou

Fou!

Mash

Fou just gave them the sesame buns that the doctor was hiding!

H:Child

Yay, sweets!

Mash

...Phew. You saved me, Fou.

Fou

Fou fou.

Ibaraki-Douji

Hrmm, hrmm. (Om nom nom)

Hey, it's not enough. And I'm tired of this flavor already.

I want something a little more like confectionery!

Mash

Oh, I'm sorry. How about these macarons then...?

Ibaraki-Douji

What are these? They look great! Such vibrant colors!

And this texture... They're soft, but solid enough to be broken apart... Ah! They're all mushy inside!

Oh, wait. What's this? They have different flavors and colors!? Matcha! Chestnut! Strawberry! Pistachio!

It's like a kaleidoscope of sweets!

Dr. Roman

Yeah, kids love macarons... No wonder they hit the spot for Ibaraki-Douji...

H:Child

Halloween's so fun!

H:Mother

Yes it is, very fun.

H:Father

Look, it's a pumpkin monster!

Mash

...

It's finally starting to feel like Halloween. Right, Master?

Your choice

This is how it should be.

Mash

Exactly!

Nitocris

To properly hold and run a festival is also the job of a pharaoh.

I hope that child begins to understand that soon.

Your choice

Halloween sure is fun.

Robin Hood

Well, people need to take breaks at times. Although as a person coming from the forest, I hate rowdy places.

Ibaraki-Douji

You say that, but I know you're secretly handing out candy to the kids.

Robin Hood

What!? But I never sensed your eyes on me!

Ibaraki-Douji

Kahahaha, I disguised myself as a child and received some too!

Robin Hood

Have you no shame...?

Ibaraki-Douji

Hmph, call me clever, you spineless candyman. I just have a different sense of pride, that is all.

?!

Elisabeth

Now let's go pay the queen a visit! My concert willNo, never mind. The concert is also important, but...

But most of all, in order for everyone to enjoy Halloween, we need to take her out!

Fou

Fou...

Mash

I kind of understand what you're trying to say, Fou.

Even as a Heroic Spirit stopped in time, one can still understand and learn something new.

Nitocris

...That is true.

Even if it is like a single night's dream, the experience will not have been in vain.

Mash Kyrielight.

Mash

Yes?

Nitocris

...I'm sorry, it's nothing. It doesn't seem like you need my words of advice.

Mash

H-Huh...?

Nitocris

Now, let us go. And let us face that gatekeeper once more.

Elisabeth

...By the way, maybe one song wouldn't hurt before we go...?

H:All

ABSOLUTELY NOT!