Section 1 "Castaways"

...pai... Senpai...

Oh, Senpai, you're awake! Thank goodness!

Fou fou!

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...I don't know. Looks like the Rayshift didn't execute correctly.

At the very least, I don't think this is our intended destination.

Fou.

No one seems to be injuredincluding Fou, who has tagged along once again...

Doctor... Doctor?

...As you can see, we've lost all communications with Chaldea.

That's why... we don't even know where we are...

...Well, it's not Britain. Just look at these tropical-looking plants.

Hmm. Right now, our problem is... not where this is, but what lives here.

Master, behind you.

Master, watch out!

Now is not the time for sarcasm! Watch out!

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Ugh... This is an unknown enemy type! It's quite violent, but we have to fight back, Master!

Heh heh. Unknown enemies on an unknown land... Now this is getting very convenient for me!

Phew. It seems we're safe for now.

Yes, let's. Does anyone know anything about this place?

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Hmm. Unfortunately, I have no recollection of this place.

Same here. To tell you the truth, I have no idea where this is. At the very least we are not in Japan.

I'm not sure either, but I don't think it's France.

I've seen many places... but this doesn't seem to be one of them. It's a nice beach, though...

I agree. Definitely relaxing. ...I just can't pinpoint the location.

Don't ask me, the hell would I know? But anyway, more importantly... (Sideways glance)

As I said earlier, this does not appear to be Britain. Apologies for not being able to help more.

This should be where we pirates demonstrate our worth... But it's rather difficult since there's no identifying trait anywhere that I can see.

What do you make of it, Mary?

Hmm, can't really say. I've seen countless beaches like this.

...But those crabs we just fought? They were a first for me.

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Yes, Master. I do feel a little uneasy because we can't get in touch with the doctor and Chaldea, but...

With this many Servants around, I am sure nothing can stop

Hey! Hey, hey, heeeeey!

I've been standing here forever, and you didn't even notice me!

You went and broke-oro my fragile kokoro! Imma need someone to give me a hug!

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Sheesh, even my tamed self is gonna go Caribbean Smash on you! A whole hour of waiting and all you're doing is staring at the girls...

Ah, wait. Actually, I guess anyone'd do the same...and thus so would I.

...But still, don't ignore me! Notice me!

Hahaha, aren't you being a little hasty, Mr. Beard?

In situations like this, we must not outshine others; we may glow, but only discreetly.

After all, yes, there are too many attractive ladies gathered here!

If we sparkle too much, all kinds of slightly troublesome incidents might occur!

Polygamy, swinging, and orgies, to name a few!

...Don't you think so, Diarmuid?

Yes. As expected from my liege... You really understand your...self well. Really keen observation.

(Sigh) Does your Cycle always have to start with a skit?

...I apologize. Despite his behavior, he is rather excited about all of this.

Yeah, I understand how he feels. To be taken adrift and arrive at an unknown island is nothing short of dangerous.

No, what my lord is happy about is not the adventure that awaits us, but being able to develop a deeper bond with all the heroes here...

Hahaha. Well, when the time comes, things will happen. We should just enjoy the view, don't you think?

The beautiful sea, the gentle breeze, crabs you can't help but run your sword through... It's a curious little beach, isn't it?

...Crabs have it rough, don't you think? I mean, only being able to walk sideways all the time and all that?

Still, the way they always look their opponent dead in the eye, that strong spirit... It's something all martial artists should learn from.

And what about those hermit crabs, eh? Carrying your house on your back, like a mobile shut-in... Jinako should learn from them.

Hmm. It seems the men are all gathered over there.

There were more people when we departed, but looks like we got separated. I hope they're safe.

I'll ask because we're both pirates. Blackbeard, do you know where we are?

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Oi, I'm talking to you!

Oh, please excuse me! It's just... it's been so long since I last spoke with you, Missy Mary! It's like we're... touching each other with our words... It just makes me so excited!

Your voice is so irresistible! How do I put it... I like the way it passes through my ears, all slippery yet sticky!

That does it, I'm going to murder him.

Yes, let's. We'll cut him into pieces.

Wait, wait, wait! You want to know about where we are, right!? To tell you the truth, I can't tell just by our current situation.

I knew it, he's useless. Now I won't feel bad when I slit his throat.

Don't jump to conclusions! You really can't judge porn by its thumbnail you know!

I was going to say we might get a better idea if we take a look from the sea!

Yes... You're right. We pirates remember continents and their shapes by how they look when viewed from a ship at sea.

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Yes, that is probably the best option we have.

Whaaat? No way? You really going to tell me that, Master?

I can't believe you're telling the super kawaii Blackbeard to go into the unknown sea alone...

I don't even have a ship... I don't want to use my Noble Phantasm for this...

What are you talking about? You do have a ship, see?

Isn't that just a plain ol' log that drifted to the beach!? A lonely log!

Here you go. Now you have an oar, too. It's perfect!

...That's just a plank! A plain ol' piece o' wood!

If I go out to sea with this... I'll die! Me, a Servant! I'll definitely die!

Ugh, shut up already. Why do you have to make such a big deal out of this?

...Fine. If you go, I'll give you a reward.

Say what!?

He just did a complete 180! Look at that twinkle in his eye!

Hah... Hah... Hah... (Gulp) "Reward," Missy Mary? What kind of reward?

Let's see... I'll let you touch my body one time. How about that?

Anywhere!?

Anywhere you want.

YAS! It's finally my time to shine! Back in a jiffy, dohoho, hahahahaha!

Um, there he goes... Just straddled the log, grabbed the plank, and rowed right out.

All it took is eight small words... I don't really know what to say. Is this really okay?

I'll ask the same thing, but for slightly different reasons: is this really okay, Mary? For you?

Of course not, but I don't mind. It's just a hunch, but I can feel something abnormal about this sea.

I doubt he'll come back in one piece.

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...! More enemies!

Hmph. Attacking us while we're busy looking at the sea, huh?

Looks like the island's inhabitants understand battle. Not by knowledge, but by instinct.

Master Fujimaru, what shall we do? We could always just abandon Mr. Beard and flee...

Yes. Mash Kyrielight, going in!

Master, it's wonderful you have faith in Blackbeard's fighting spirit, but that won't do!

We have to take them out! Just in case Blackbeard comes back!

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...It's really quiet here, Senpai.

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...Ah, and what a nice sky. All those stars, shining so bright...

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Yes. I looked up at the sky in other Rayshift destinations, too, but...

I think this is the first time seeing so many stars without other light sources getting in the way.

...I feel a little strange.

Since I met you, Senpai, I've experienced many things I never thought I would experience...

...and seen many things I never thought I would see.

After all, until we met, Chaldea was all I ever knew.

Now, everything is new and colorful...

I'm sorry, Senpai. I... I don't know what I'm saying.

The stars are so beautiful, and silent, and I guess I spoke without thinking.

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Yes, Senpai. I'm really glad, too.

It was an unexpected accident which brought us here. Honestly, there's no telling how things will pan out.

At this very moment, however, I feel very lucky to have seen this starry sky with you, Senpai.

Hmm... I kind of expected Blackbeard to be back by now, too...

My blood's pumping and I'm ready for some action, but there's nothing to do. What to do, what to do...

Oh? Aching for some action, hmm? I'll go a round or two with you, if you want.

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Look, if I try to kill time with you, the only thing getting killed... will be me!

I don't want to badmouth you, my mentor. But try to read the room a little, would ya?

This ain't the Land of Shadows where violence rules, so try and adapt just a bit, kay?

Urk! Why you...! What a flippant disciple... Still, you have a point... Rrrrr...!

Good. Now that I shut her up, maybe I'll go fishing. It's been a while, but I'm sure it will come back to me.

Heh... Martha. You don't need to hold back. You can't hide the truth from these eyes.

Huh!? Wh-What are you talking about!?

We're by the sea, and it's summer. In a place where everyone lets themselves go, I can tell... You're getting really worked up, aren't you?

Hahaha, no need to keep it all inside. What do you say? Shall we go at it right now?

Worked up? Go at it!? Why you...! That's enough sexual harassment, thank you very much!

Alas, that's not what I was getting at. What I desire is the combination technique from you and Tarasque.

There are no other saints around.

I thought you would be able to show me your forbidden technique if there's no one around to mock you. Was I mistaken?

Oh, there you go again, techniques and battle once more...

Still... It's pretty boring just waiting for the return of our one-man scout party.

I need something to keep myself preoccupied, too...

...Wait. All of your desires are about to come true. Look over there at that shore.

Mikon! Really!?

...Yes, Tamamo. Something is definitely coming. I can see it, too.

...It's a large group of giant crabs!

...Umm, that's not what I desired...

...It is impressive how fast they scuttle along with their multiple legs. As a time-killer, they're really more than we deserve.

Oh, the gods! That's so typical of you, Karna, but still... Still...!

The crabs aren't changing course! It seems we'll just have to fight them!

Sweet, merciful heaven, it's too hot for this business!

Agreed. But never mind the enemy and their numbers... I mean, look at me!

Tch. This ain't beach armor, that's for sure.

Oh well. Crustaceous monsters from the sea have appeared... Heh heh heh, this kind of feels like old times!

...Ah. Is this what that hack samurai was referring to?

What's that? Over there on the shore?

As always, my liege has good eyes. It appears some seaweed washed ashore... or not.

It's a dead body! The man must have drowned and quietly drifted ashore during that frenetic battle.

I suppose we should give him proper rites and bury him.

YES to beautiful girls, HELL NO to burial. I'm...still...alive... (twitch twitch)

It's Blackbeard! He came back while we were fighting!

Let's ask him what he found out. While we still can...

Blackbeard, tell us what you know.

Ah, a girl's voice penetrates my dizzy head... Aye, that reminds me. The reward... Where's my reward?

After we hear your report. Now spill!

Hahehue, you'll be squirming after that, Missy Mary. I bet your heart's already poundin' with anxiety an' anticipation!

I can hardly wait myself. But report first, then fun.

Based on my observation of this land from the sea, I don't have a single clue of where we are.

The alignment of the stars in the sky makes no sense. It doesn't help pinpoint our location at all.

Any other information?

Ah, cripes, me vission is getting blurry... All the blood rushin' elsewhere?

...The open ocean... High, battering waves... Even the tide is complicated and mysterious. Impossible for any ship to make a decent journey.

And then... (cough cough) ...Oh, it's my fav doujin! What's it doin' here? I thought I lost it... Shiver me timbers!

Hey! Please don't voyage into the afterlife before you've told us everything!

Reward... If I only had my reward... I could hang in there...

I guess we don't have a choice. ...Oh, Blackbeard. I'm so impressed that you made it back here.

(monotone) Nice recon. You're the greatest pirate that ever sailed. I'm so in awe. Yay.

Uh... Y-Yay...?

Mary just reached out to the trembling Blackbeard... and he responded...

Like a high-five.

There, you touched me. That's your one touch. I held my end of the bargain, now keep talking.

...Ooooh... Oooooh...!

Even while I'm trembling in despair, you appeal to me with the touch of a wee, soft palm.

Despair... Aye, despair! I, the fearsome Blackbeard, will show you all the true meaning of despair!

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Heh heh, heh heh heh. I figured it out after investigating this land from the sea. The final conclusion

This is... a desert island!

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Haha lololol. A desert island... Impossible to escape... A harem lifestyle's inevitable. Men'll be mobbed by the ladies!

...And yet... And yet, why...

I'm the one who worked the hardest, yet I can't participate!? That's like, RNG luck!

You've trampled on my dearest wish! May my blood stain this woooorrrld! May the Holy G-Cup be cursed!

Strange... I suddenly feel a deep affinity to him...

...How unfortunate. He didn't make it after all.

Going by what he said, it doesn't sound like a normal ocean. And... a desert island...

Communications with Chaldea are down... and it's just us, on a desert island in the middle of who-knows-where.

Just... Just what are we supposed to do in a situation like this?