7: Brilliant Week (I)

Good morning, Lord Fujimaru.

I apologize for taking the liberty of opening the curtains.

I've prepared a change of clothes for you in the bathroom. Would you like to begin your day with something to drink?

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I see you require an explanation. Then allow me to start over.

It is a pleasure to make your acquaintance, Lord Fujimaru.

I am Barghest. Given the present extenuating circumstances, I have been named head maid of this hotel.

I have been assigned to your room for the duration of your stay with us...

...so if you have any questions, please don't hesitate to ask.

I... I told you, there were extenuating circumstances. I have my own matters to deal with, you know.

Of course. I don't understand why you find that so strange. What else would a head maid wear?

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...Oh, right. I nearly forgot it was time.

I can see you have many questions and aren't sure where to begin, so I will do my best to explain concisely.

I may be the captain of the UDK, but that is strictly a personal knightly endeavor.

The reason I came to this Singularity in the first place was to ensure this hotel is up to snuff.

Up until now, I was able to set my own schedule, and therefore focused on my UDK activities...

...but now that you are staying with us, Lord Fujimaru, my priority will be here, in this position.

You are this hotel's most important guest, after all. As the head maid, it is only right that I should be the one to serve you.

Now, I had best be on my way. If there is anything you need, and you are prepared for the consequences, please don't hesitate to call me.

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Morning, Master! How you feeling!?

Is it true you, like, got blasted here all the way from Waikiki? When I heard, I, like, HAD to come see for myself!

Oh, wait. I know that face. That's totes your, "I'm acting brave, but have no idea what's going on," face, right?

I get it. I'd be freaking out too if I, like, woke up and found myself in a strange hotel.

I'd probably be wondering what I got myself into, or maybe what was in my cocktail.

"I'd also think that, like, it's a super huge pain but I totes gotta skewer all the shady bastards running a human trafficking operation here!"

But don't worry. Nothing like that's going on here. This is Hotel Bristin.

It's a resort on the western side of Hawaltria. This place is a worry-free paradise!

Pardon me. The head maid told me Master had checked in here...

...and it seems she was telling the truth. Good morning, Master.

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Hm? You were worried about us? That's not what she told us.

Suzuka and I were told we could wait here for you...

...because you were going to come check in to Bristin soon, so you could more fully enjoy your summer.

Aw, who cares? He's here now, right☆ Don't be a worrywart, 'kay?

Now come on! Let's go hit the beach!

It's not too hot in the morning, so we can do all the wakeboarding and volleyball we want!

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I see... I had no idea all that was occurring while we were standing by here.

How could I, the sun knight, have been so careless!? Who knows what I could have done with all that time I spent bodybuilding for the race!?

Thank goodness Sir Lancelot was there to help you in your time of need, at least.

If it wasn't for him, the pride of all Knights of the Round Table would be in tatters by now.

As for Sir Tristan, well...I'd rather not think about him at all.

Hmm. I thought something like that might be going on here.

Like, I feel bad and stuff that the ServantFes hall's getting majorly messed with and reset three times...

...but I really don't care about any requests from BB or repairing Singularities or whatevs.

So I'm not about to, like, pitch in with your missions or anything, 'kay?

In fact, now that you're here, this Singularity's basically as good as gone, yeah?

Like, all you need to do to complete BB's orders is make sure ServantFes finishes successfully, right?

Then there won't be any more resets. Today's day two, so there's five days left to go.

And those five days are gonna be the last of our summer vacation. As to why that is... Wanna take this one, Gawacci?

Why thank you, Suzuka. I must say, you are as naturally considerate as you are radiant.

Very well then, allow me to tell you about the key to resolving this summer's situation, Master.

That would be the Earthman Race, a major event held in the western part of Hawaltria!

That's right! This year, ServantFes's main attraction is not the doujin market!

Instead, the Earthman Race will be the ServantFes event to draw the attention of viewers around the globe!

Indeed. Waikiki hotels are of course located in the city, so their beaches see all kinds of visitors.

But then there are hotels like Bristin here, which are located away from the city.

That is why it is able to reserve a private beach exclusively for its guests.

And they only have, like, a fifty guest capacity, so we're talking major extravagance!

The crowded Waikiki beaches are nice, but these members-only ones are even better.

The simulator's good at simulating experiences, but nothing beats the feeling of seeing something like this stretching out in all directions.

I don't know who built this place, but I'm super glad they did. I'm gonna spend every summer here from now on.

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Well

Oh, hi, Master! It's me, Gareth!

Say, were you just talking about who built this hotel?

I've been wondering about that, too.

Mordred and I both received invitations before we Rayshifted, but we didn't know who sent them.

I feel kind of bad that I still haven't been able to thank whoever's letting me stay at such a wonderful hotel.

(She still hasn't realized, huh? Well, I suppose I shouldn't be surprised.)

(I'd best not say anything for now. Of course, I doubt I could keep it a secret if Agravain were here too. Or Gaheris.)

Thanks for the enthusiastic greeting, Master!

I guess this beach really is just so wonderful that it can't help but put you in a good mood!

Yes. They said they couldn't trust Sir Jekyll to keep the place running by himself and left for the Waikiki hotel.

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Oh, I'm sorry! I almost forgot we have an emergency right now! Could I ask for your help, everyone?

There's a large group of wild beasts I've never seen near the beach before bearing down on us!

A large group of wild beasts? So we're, like, not talking about Luluhawa giant chickens?

Ah, whatevs. Pretty sure I can ice them in no time! C'mon, Gawacci and Gareth! And, like, any nearby Lancers are welcome to help too!

There certainly were a lot of them, but they weren't too vicious as wild beasts go.

Of course, we did have to drive them off, since they were clearly intent on rampaging even if it meant suffering injuries.

Still, they were far stronger and more agile than I expected. Are you all right, Gareth?

Of course! It was a thrill to fight beside you, Gawain!

Aww, it's so nice to see a couple of siblings getting along so well! I love it!

Although, I can't help but wonder. Did anything seem...off about those animals to you guys?

Like, I'm pretty sure I don't remember any creatures like that from the last ServantFes.

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Another island? Oh, now that you mention it, Luluhawa was made by sticking Oahu and the island of Hawaii together, right?

So, does that mean another Hawaiian island has been added on as well?

Close, but not quite, Gareth. There is one notable species of animal that doesn't exist on any of the Hawaiian islands.

There was? ...Oh, wait. Do you mean the ones that stood out the most?

Yeah. The kangaroos.

Those are only found in places like Australia, Tasmania, and New Guinea.

So this island's name doesn't mean what we were thinking. Instead of coming from "Altria," the "ltria" part comes from

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...Yes, there probably are elements of that here. It would certainly explain why the island's northwest is shaped differently than before.

My guess is, that part was taken from the northwest region of Australia.

Okay, we're here.

It's pretty far from Bristin, but this is where you apply to take part in the Earthman Race.

It's usually a triathlon of swimming, cycling, and running, but this year, the rules are special.

All you have to do is start here and make your way through three areas: mountains, lava, and ocean.

Oh, not on foot, of course. You're supposed to use a vehicle. That's why there're so many Riders here.

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Haha, yes, but it's not flowing lava. Nobody could swim through that, let alone run across it.

The "lava" part refers to ground that's made up of cool, solid lava.

Lava fields like that are one of the more popular tourist destinations on the island of Hawaii. There are entire sightseeing tours focused exclusively on them.

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I am. Or rather, I was going to. I've been training with a bicycle I purchased for the road race section...

...but unfortunately, I had to forfeit when I accidentally destroyed my beloved bike in the lava section during the preliminary race.

Gawain was in first place for the entire mountain section, too!

I just wish you could have seen how magnificently he was pedaling for yourself, Master!

(Honestly, he looked more like a human tank than a bike rider. Good thing there was an off-road lava field section.)

Fortunately, our hotel has entered another competitor who I am certain will win, so I can relax and simply enjoy spectating.

It's only too bad that Sir Achilles won't be taking part.

Really? He's not? But I saw him around here the other day, and he definitely seemed interested...

Whoa, I didn't know they were holding a race! And the grand prize is...a hundred million QP!?

Hehe, now that sounds like a sweetI mean, interesting challenge. I mean, how could I defend my title of "fastest person to ever live" if I DIDN'T enter?

Are you an idiot? Have you already forgotten your new duties?

Who was it who said, "If you're joining the UDK, Big Sis, then I am, too"?

Surely you are not going to tell me you mean to abandon your job protecting the woods so you can go off and play?

Because if you do so, I may take up a new hobby of my own; it will be using your beloved steeds' heads for target practice.

I know, right? There's, like, no way Achilles of all people wouldn't be running this race.

It really sucks. I was seriously looking forward to going up against the fastest Rider.

And that wasn't even the oddest thing about this event...

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No fair! How did YOU end up in first place in the prelims!? You don't even have a vehicle!

Yeah! Any racer who takes part without a vehicle ought to be disqualified!

Look at us! We're natural-born surfers! We skate by on land just as easily as we do on waves!

...Hmph. At least you guys are masters of making excuses. Are you that scared that I finished in a tenth the time of the one who came in second?

Well, this is reality. Deal with it. Sorry I'm just too strong.

As for my vehicle, see these wings on my back? That's my vehicle.

They're just for show right now though, since I still haven't gotten to really use them. Again, sorry I'm just too strong. It's enough to make me sad, too.

Any racer who finished the prelims more than sixty minutes after first place can't take part in the real race.

So that means you guys are disqualified.

Once I reach the goal, the race ends in sixty minutes. I don't want to wait any longer than that for my victory party.

What kinda rule is that!? Where's your sense of sportsmanship!?

The Earthman Race isn't about speed! It's about being moved watching the racers give everything they have to reach the finish line!

Oh, so you want a participation prize. I've been handing those out already. Here you go.

It's just a single Ember of Wisdom, though.

That's the most heartless thing I've ever heard! Hey, Bro! You thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?

Yeah! Let's show this shrimp who the real top dogs around here are!

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OMG, speak of the devil. She's totes riling up the other racers, AGAIN.

Don't worry about saving her, Master. Part of her's enjoying this.

We can't just stand back and do nothing! There's no honor in that! Come on, let's go mediate!

Hey, you two! What do you think you're doing!?

Aww, and I was so close to convincing these guys. Who's sticking their nose in where it doesn't belo

Master! You finally made it! I knew you wouldn't miss the real race!

Come on, let's go to the beaNo, wait, that can wait till tomorrow. Come on, let's go shopping!

Did you know they're already selling merchandise of me here? I want each of us to buy a T-shirt of me coming in first place in the prelims!

Hey, don't ignore us! We're still here, we're still mad, and we're not done arguing!

Looks like we'll just have to tire you out so much you won't be able to race anymore!

Really? Trash like you is going to tire ME out? Oh. How terrifying. Eek. Save me.

You will though, right, Master? Save me, I mean. Come on! This'll be a fun workout!

No way... We're supposed to be able to adapt...to any class no problem...

I see... You must have wanted to race really badly. I understand how you feel now.

I'll talk to Her Majesty and have her change the rules for you. First, I'll call you an ambulance, though.

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Right? I tried to tell Mr. Humanity that I wasn't cut out for Rulerdom, but he insisted I become one.

Wait, did you just call the rules that govern our world "Mr. Humanity"? Quit that. Also, you totes asked to be a Ruler, right?

You can't, like, pull the wool over my eyes.

Hm? Oh, Suzuka, you're here too. How come?

What do you mean, how come? Master only just got here, so I'm showing him around the city, duh.

It's all part of our sightseeing. I'm here on his protection detail as well, but I certainly don't feel like I'm on the job.

I see. So you came here to show Master around the city, not to see me set a new record.

Well, that doesn't interest me, so I'm going back to the hotel. Especially since we can't hang out, just the two of us.

Master, I'll see you tomorrow afternoon at the beach, okay?

All right, we're going to call it a day. See you tomorrow at the breakfast buffet.

I'm gonna head back to my room after working out at the gym. Did you know the gym's spa is, like, baller as hell?

Anyway, if you got time to kill, Master, you could always hang out at the lounge bar.

Just tell them what kinda drink you want and they'll make it for you. Even if it's, like, just a soft drink.

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Good. Hearing such things makes me glad to have built this hotel.

I know you have yet to greet me, but you needn't feel bad.

I found you upon your arrival here, so I have already seen your slumbering face.

I have also received news of the commotion taking place in the east.

Knowing you, I am sure you couldn't abandon your friends in their hour of need...but you still took far too long to arrive here.

None have kept the Queen of Winter waiting as long as you.

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Taking a late lunch, are we? I see your hands are still quite full.

...No matter. Hard work is important, but take care not to overtax yourself.

Go on now, get back to it. And try not to take too long.

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...So you misunderstood. Troublesome, but at least it explains matters.

This is Bristin. I prepared this hotel so you and I might spend the summer here.

It is a paradise free from the turmoil plaguing the eastern part of the island. I encourage you to forget your obligations and take all the time you like to relax here.

Oh, as for the Earthman Race...

I arranged it so to give us a spectacular final event with which to conclude our summer.

It will begin in four days' time, on day six of ServantFes. We can enjoy it together from my VIP seating.

Goodbye.

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Hm? Is something wrong?

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Oh, that? True, this Singularity is quite dangerous.

If left unchecked, it would wipe out eighty percent of all life on this planet.

Not that it is any of my concern. If anything, that would make it easier to build my kingdom.

That being said...

I do realize that such an outcome would be unacceptable for my husband. Accordingly, I have devised a means to prevent it.

That plan is the Earthman Race. Once the race is concluded, this Singularity will disappear shortly afterwards.

Rest assured that I will take care of this problem. You need only enjoy this special summer here at Bristin.

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That you consider me a suspect at all wounds me...

...but it is, I suppose, understandable given how few people would or could take such elaborate measures.

Oh, I just remembered I have a question for you, too. Have you seen Baobhan Sith anywhere?

You see, I invited all the Tam Lin of Faerie Britain to spend their summer vacation here as well.

Baobhan Sith's room was used on the first day, but she hasn't returned since.

Of course, she is a Tam Lin, so I'm not concerned that her life is in any danger...

...but I am her queen, and should still be aware of what is happening with her.

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J-just 'cause you're my Master doesn't mean you can do whatever the hell you want, all right!?

So don't you dare tell Mother about this! If you do, I'm seriously gonna die! I'm not joking!

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...I see.

Well, she is coming of age. Perhaps she was merely drawn to the excitement of the eastern city over the peace of my hotel.

Very well, if you do see her, be certain to let me know. Fail to do so, and your life is forfeit, Master or not.

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Oh, Master. I'm sorry you had to see that.

Your bed is all made now. If there's anything else you need, please let me know.

The Daikokuten are employed here as maids as well.

This hotel is far too large for me to cover by myself, especially since I have no prior maid experience.

They have been excellent at helping me learn on the job.

But never mind that. I can tell you have something else you wish to ask me. By all means. How can I help?

Oh?

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...I see. So you wish to know how to leave this hotel and return to the east side.

Unfortunately, with High Queen Morgan's Bounded Field in place, I'm afraid that won't be possible until the race has concluded.

We do have shuttle buses that go to the east, but they are reserved solely for tourists.

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Yes, that would be possible. I could pass on a message from you myself...

...but since we have a new UDK member stationed there, I think we should use the UDK's network.

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...Lady Altria Caster. She told us she was impressed by the work the UDK is doing, and joined us a few days ago.

I suppose she must have kept that from you.

I'm told she's a diligent worker, and that her explosion-based extinguishing methods have proven effective at fighting fires in both the forest and the city.

However, her postwork meals have also led to an increase in our labor costs. I can only hope my salary from working at this hotel is enough to cover everything.

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I...suppose you're right, but...

...So you saw right through me. I suppose that is simply another way in which I am remain weak...

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...So you saw right through me. I suppose that is simply another way in which I am remain weak...

How dare you say that to

...No, there is no reason for me to be angry with you. It is the truth, after all.

I...

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...I'm scared to go the city. There are so many fires burning on this island.

My wounds don't ache in the forest, but if I saw a fire breaking out in a city...

...I don't know if I could stop myself from succumbing to my true nature...my black dog curse.

So I've been entrusting the matter of urban fires to others of the UDK.

Anyway, I just got in touch with Lady Altria Caster. She should stop by in the next day or two.

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Good morning, Lord Fujimaru. How are you today?

Breakfast buffet is being served in the lobby.

High Queen Morgan will be dining with you, so I ask that you not keep her waiting.

Did you sleep well? ...You do look more well-rested today.

Hey Morgan, you mind if I go get something to eat now?

I heard the Daikokuten'll make you an omelet with any fillings you want, so I GOTTA try one with triple cheese!

You needn't go and fetch your own food, Habetrot. These are special seats.

Be patient. Barghest will bring us the tastiest morsels the kitchen has to offer.

Oh, yeah? I kind of like picking my own food though...

But, you seem happy about this, so I guess it's fine! C'mon, Fujimaru, sit down!

I'm surprised you knocked your fork from the table as you sat down. Are you unaccustomed to places like this?

Well, pay it no heed. We are in the tropics, after all. I understand.

See! You totally fell off! Not so easy to stand on a surfboard, is it!?

I can't even tell you how much seawater I drank before I learned to hang ten!

How strange...

No matter how stable the surfboard is while I'm holding it in my arms, it's still difficult to keep my balance once I try to stand on it.

It seems I underestimated the power of the ocean's waves.

But no more!

I may have executed a most unknightly belly flop the last time I attempted this, but this time, I WILL stand!

Huh, I got the hang of it pretty quickly... Oh, maybe it'd go faster if you got Mordred to teach you?

Mordred!? No, absolutely not! That reminds me: I would be deeply grateful if you all kept what transpired here today to yourselves!

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...Hm?

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Hi, Master! I'm so glad you kept your promise!

Yesterday I was dressed for battle, but today, I made sure to wear my special summer swimsuit!

Hehe, I guess I'm so cute you can't even look directly at me? Aww, you're so weak it makes me want to eat you right up♡

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No way! You're actually leaving!? Wait! Hang on! I was only kidding, okay!?

I was just so happy to see you, I got a little carried away is all! I've been waiting for you to show up for days, you know!

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That's right. I've been spending my mornings in bed and my afternoons in a beach chair enjoying the sea breeze.

Now here, Master. Why don't you sit in the chair beside mine, and we can relax here the rest of the day.

What, seriously? Who comes to the beach and doesn't even, like, swim or play volleyball or anything?

Don't listen to her, Fujimaru. Summer'll be over before you know it if you just do everything she wants to.

I don't know why dragonkin's sense of time is so screwed up, but I'm sure as hell not putting up with it.

I can't believe someone's trying to come between us already. What was High Queen Morgan thinking, inviting so many outsiders?

I guess this means you and I won't get the beach all to ourselves until after the race is over.

After the race is over? What're you up to?

Nothing. I just know it's fated to end up that way. No one can beat me.

I can't wait to make you eat my dust on race day.

(That bitch... Oh, I'm for sure gonna teach her a lesson.)

But, that can totes wait till race day. Right now, it's just the three of us, right?

Trust me, going out into the ocean is WAY more fun than just lounging in a chair! Hey, why don't we get a boat and take it out to the bay!?

Huh? You want to go to the bay? In a boat?

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...Not right now, no. It's number six on the list of things I want to do with you.

Ohhh, I see. You just don't want me there with you when you go. Is that it?

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(Oh man, she's actually bummed!? I didn't know this list of hers was so important!)

All right, forget the boat! How about we dig for clams over at the shoal?

Gareth said she was, like, super struggling with all the hermit crabs there, and you haven't moved all day, right, Mél?

Why don't you get in some exercise before the big race?

...Fine. It's humiliating to have you look out for me like this, but I was also getting fed up with those crabs myself.

Follow me, Master. Tropical island or not, I'm still Albion('s corpse), the pinnacle of all Phantasmals.

Now, I'm going to prove to you that there's more to my dragonhood than just lying around the beach.

Th-those things were strangely strong... And what was with that last crab?

Oh man, sorry 'bout that. That tropical Mystic creeped me the hell out, too.

But hey, at least we worked up a good (cold) sweat, right!?

So now that we've worked out, let's go invite Gareth and Gawain back to the hotel restaurant for dinner!

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For you, Master, gladly. I don't mind being social, as long as it's in moderation.

I am glad to hear that. While you've barely scratched the surface so far, you should at least have some idea the pleasures a resort has to offer for a summer getaway.

Just know that a more fulfillingno, that your true vacation begins tomorrow. Prepare yourself.

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This is my hotel. I come and go as I please.

But never mind that. It sounds as though you are still concerned about the festival in the east.

ServantFes has failed many times already, yes? Do not concern yourself with it. Focus instead on my race.

The race is sure to succeed.

Each participant shall praise the great feats performed, and so summer will draw to a close with the greatest possible excitement.

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As I told you, that is impossible. Would you care to know why?

Because Oceanunnos, the living storm deity attacking the island, is a being of my own creation.

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How else was I to ensure you would finally come here?

At any rate, ServantFes is doomed to fail...

...because it will never satisfy the Normalization Committee's conditions.

For that matter, it is impossible for anyone to satisfy the conditions this island requires.

I will instead erase this Singularity my way.

Regardless of who took control of it, this Singularity's conditions remain the same as those BB originally laid out.

Once the Earthman Race comes to a successful conclusion, the resulting excitement will cause the Singularity to self-destruct.

The only thing you need do is...not interfere.

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You.

Whoever wins the race...

...shall be granted a full week alone with you...

...to spend together until this Singularity disappears.

Mélusine is my loyal knight. She has entered the race as my proxy.

Her victory, therefore, will be mine. A flawless plan, I must say.

At any rate, I must be on my way. Someone will be along later to fetch you.

In the meantime, I'll put up a Bounded Field around your room to make sure no unwanted pests may disturb you.

Thank you for your patience, everyone. At long last, the day of the Earthman Race has arrived!

The race will begin in three hours.

Now that it's been announced that the winner will receive a week with Master as well as one-hundred million QP...

...the stands are practically vibrating with excitement!

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Ahahaha! Of course you don't! You couldn't possibly solve all those problems.

Not to mention you're going about it all wrong. I'm pretty sure you're overthinking this.

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Whoops. You were just being so pathetic, I couldn't help but offer some advice.

But I've said my piece now, so I'm just going to get back to my break. I really don't want to deal with Morgan, after all. (Blubzzz)

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Hey, no! Stop that! You know she can't take a joke!

Besides, I took a big risk sneaking in here for you!

Look, let's just put the last week behind us for now. You've got more important things to worry about at the moment, right?

All those problems you were muttering about? There aren't actually as many of them as you think.

It only feels overwhelming because you're thinking about them all separately. At times like this...

See? You can separate them into groups, right?

Any problems that don't fit into these categories are just background noise, so don't worry about them.

The problems in Group A all revolve around one question: Why was ServantFes regulated?

The problems in Group B all focus on these enshrined deity calamities. Those you can handle with brute force.

And the problems in Group C...are all just personal stuff for you.

The more earnest you are at a resort like this, the worse things are going to go.

Being a model student is great and all, but why not try being a little more vocal about your true feelings? Not to me, obviously.

Yikes.

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Anyway, first off, you need to do something about the Earthman Race, or you'll never be able to get to A or B.

Morgan's people winning is pretty much the worst way that could go, and the only Servant with a shot against Mélusine is Achilles.

If you just play by the book, it's pretty obvious who'll win. Luckily, you already know Mélusine's weakness.

Just take advantage of that, and you'll have a real shot at beating her.

Heck, if you don't want to rely on your allies, just imagine the reactions if you won the race yourself!

All right, I'm done. And with that, the mysterious Faerie King whose true loyalties remained unknown vanished like a midsummer night's dream.

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Raaaaaah!

Yeowch! Hot, hot, hot! Did you have to go THAT hard with your sacred sword, Gawacci!?

Oh, really not the time for that! Are you okay, Master? The head maid told us you were here, so we came to rescue you!

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Oh, so you're totes fine. I thought you were gonna be like, an ice sculpture or something.

Perhaps the Morgan we Knights of the Round Table knew might have done such a thing, but that is not the style of the Lostbelt one.

Nonetheless, the fact remains that you were being kept here against your will.

As grateful as I am for her invitation to this hotel, I could not let her get away with this.

So I destroyed the Bounded Field and the door to your room in one fell swoop. Though of course, I could not have done so without Suzuka's divine spirit power.

Aww, was I really that divine? I didn't know you were such a smooth talker, Gawacci☆

But anyway, now that we know you're okay, Master, let's get back to the eastern side already!

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Oh, right! I thought that was a strange thing to say as well. But now you know why?

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Like, duh! I mean, I'm still gonna work a LITTLE bit, but yeah!

Besides, in Hawaii, it's totes normal to work four hours and spend the rest of the day drinking, laughing, and having a good time!

I see... Setting to one side the veracity of that claim, I see now that I wasn't taking your feelings into consideration, Master.

BB's request is strictly a sub-mission. Our main mission should be to have the "best summer vacation ever"!

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...I see. I'm glad to hear I wasn't imposing on you.

All right then, Master, what do you want to do next!?

You totes wanna get back at Morgan before we bounce, right? What if we, like, mess up her room as a prank or something?

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Hell yeaaah!

They did say it's, like, fine to enter as a pair as long as you've got a vehicle and a driver!

We're so gonna punch through the checkered flag and win this thing together!

Wait. I just realized something.

I'm sorry to rain on this beautiful friendship parade, but as a knight, it is my duty to warn you.

I'm sure you remember that Mélusine is racing as Morgan's proxy. You may be just as fast as her, Suzuka...

...but the added weight of having Master with you will make winning difficult.

Oh man, you're right, Gawacci. Damn, I didn't even think of that.

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Whoa, really!? You know how to teach that smug-ass, stupid fast dragon chick a lesson!?

What is that you're writing, Master? ...A statement of position?

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Oho! Indeed, with these rules, you have a real chance to win!

Very well! Much as I dislike being around Lostbelt Morgan, I shall deliver your letter!