Fate/Grand Order story · Events, The Legendary Demonic Castle of Csejte Returns

Section 1: Halloween Start

The Legendary Demonic Castle of Csejte Returns. Pumpkin Town

8 scenes, 614 lines

1. Before the battle

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H:???

Hi there, Puppy!

Your choice

You're...!

H:???

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So you've got amnesia, huh? That must be tough! But don't you worry, Puppy.

We've all put together a special performance for you to simulate Csejte throughout the ages!

Now I can teach you as much about Halloween as you like!

Your choice

I see. Makes sense!

H:???

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Incidentally, do you remember me?

I'm your top idol Servant forever and all time...

Elisabeth Báthory!

Your choice

No, sorry, I don't.

How could I forget?

H:???

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Elisabeth (Halloween)

I see... Poor Puppy.

Losing your memories of me? That's like losing all the best parts of your life.

Well, like I just said, my name is Elisabeth Báthory. Technically, I'm a Caster, but REALLY, I'm an idol.

Incidentally, people say my singing is great for insomnia, vertigo, and nausea.

So if you're feeling anxious, just let me know, and I'll be glad to sing for you!

Your choice

(Why did I just get a chill down my spine?)

Elisabeth (Halloween)

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I knew it!

Even if you forgot Halloween, you'd never forget your Elisabeth.

Ahh, this is so touching, Puppy. I'm giving you an A+ and a special gold star!

Now, to help you remember Halloween...

Why don't you take a walk down memory lane with me?

That's right. This is where our Halloween stories usually began.

Oh, and speaking of beginnings: here.

Letter

Dear Fujimaru, I am writing to inform you of a splendid Halloween party that is to take place.

My little Castle Csejte is now completely remodeled!

You'll be swallowed up in classic and dragonic decor☆

I hereby humbly invite you to a dreamlike night of elegance and wonder.

At the party, you will find splendid pumpkin cuisine from the four corners of the world,

as well as a splendid serenade from an adorable idol, a sweet serenade from a young girl that will set your heart on fire,

and a serenade that's sung by an unparalleled diva. It all awaits you.

Indeed, it shall be a grand ball that could set any soul alight. It will surely sink its teeth into your heart and savor it as well.

Both your mind and body will have a deluxing experience! Won't you come and bask in the spectacular sensation of being mired in a nightmare?

The theme is, "Sweet Blood Märchen Torture." I eagerly await your attendance.

Be sure to come, okay?

Elisabeth (Halloween)

Hehe, it's just as lovely now as the day I wrote it.

That line at the end is especially killer, if I do say so myself.

I:???

Be that as it may, your literary style lacks gravitas. An invitation should be as dignified as its sender. That goes double for rulers like yourself!

Elisabeth (Halloween)

Gah! I-is that...!?

Vlad III

I haven't seen you here in quite some time, my Master.

Elisabeth (Halloween)

Uncle Vlad!? What're you doing here!?

Vlad III

There were a number of people at Chaldea who were worried about entrusting this matter to you alone.

Elisabeth (Halloween)

Whaaa...!? You mean they don't trust me!?

Vlad III

Not to worry. I am here in no small part to satiate my own nostalgia.

Besides, there is no need for either of you to be nervous in my presence at this point.

Your choice

I wouldn't say that.

Vlad III

Hehe, how kind of you, Master.

Elisabeth (Halloween)

(Who's being kind!? I'm still nervous as hell!)

Your choice

I guess we have known each other a while now...

Vlad III

Heh. That being said, decorum remains important, as always.

I am a king, and Elisabeth here is both a dragon and a lady of noble birth.

The feudal system may have been abolished long ago, but we are still from a time when it was very much the order of the day.

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Now then.

The first Halloween event began as a result of Elisabeth finding a Holy Grail fragment.

Do you remember the first Servant you encountered at the time?

Excluding Mash Kyrielight, who of course went with you, you have two choices.

Did you first encounter Kiyohime, or Mata Hari?

Elisabeth (Halloween)

Ooh, a Halloween quiz. Well, Puppy?

So who'd you first run into? Kiyohime, or Mata Hari!?

Your choice

Kiyohime...?

Vlad III

Hmm. Correct.

Ah, to be more precise, you did not encounter her so much as she...followed you here.

Elisabeth (Halloween)

The word you're looking for is "stalked."

Your choice

Was it Mata Hari?

Vlad III

You aren't...entirely wrong.

Strictly speaking, Kiyohime was simply stalking you. Mata Hari, on the other hand, was the first person you encountered organically.

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Mash

It's further than I expected, but this town certainly looks more impressive than I imagined.

What do you think, Master? If you like, we could pause here for a moment to rest.

Your choice

That sounds good.

Mash

All right then. Doctor, we're going to take a short break.

Your choice

It'd be nice to eat some pumpkin pie.

Mash

!!! Good thinking, Senpai.

As good as being chosen by Weekly Halloween Magazine to receive the title of "This Autumn's Number One Master," maybe?

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Dr. Roman

Hmmm, I'm not detecting any enemies near you. Looks like you should be able to relax for a bit.

Mash

All right, it's time for our homemade lunch then. Here's to our super lunchtime!

Kiyohime

My, how valiant. In that case, shall I lay out a blanket to sit on?

Mash

Ah, good idea. Please do.

Kiyohime

There you are, Master. Please have a seat. Here, these are homemade grilled rice balls.

Your choice

Thanks.

Kiyohime

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And here is some tea.

Your choice

It's delicious!

Kiyohime

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Oh, you're too kind...

Your choice

By the way...

Kiyohime

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Yes? What is it?

Your choice

What are you doing here?

Kiyohime

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Mash

Now that you mention it... Why ARE you here, Kiyohime?

Fou

Fofooooou!

Kiyohime

Oh my, I would've thought one's wife would naturally always be at one's side.

I went to the trouble of hiding for him in a box tied with a bow, but my silly husband is just so indifferent.

Then he went and fell for that unspeakably shady invitation. As your loving wife, I couldn't sit by and do nothing.

Mash

How odd. Somehow, it feels as though the words I'm hearing are fatally irreconcilable with reality.

Fou

Fou...

Kiyohime

And that, basically, is why I've come here. Fear not, I shall guard you flawlessly.

Yes, 24 hours a day, from head to toe, from all directions, without a second's hesitation.

Go on now, let the fanfare sound! "Kiyohime is now your wife!"

Your choice

Thanks for your continued support.

Kiyohime

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Ohhh, you're so cold! But it's part of your charm, eh heh heh heh heh...

Dr. Roman

Well, I'm overwhelmed with anxiety for your future, Fujimaru, but what do you think, Mash?

Mash

For once, I'm actually in agreement with you, Doctor...

Kiyohime

Oh my, it seems something is nearby. Now then, Master, let us hold hands and go forth on a "honeymoon."

Your choice

That was way too forced.

Kiyohime

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Teehee☆

Mash

Senpai, I'm sensing a Servant.

Kiyohime

Yes. Make sure you stay behind me, my husband.

Mash

Um, did you just say "my husband?"

Kiyohime

I did. Why?

Mash

Oh, um... No... I was just wondering if that was the right term...

Dr. Roman

By the way, the original Japanese for husband means "a person who looks after you," so I think it's okay to use for either a man or a woman.

Isn't that great, Fujimaru?

Your choice

No, no, no.

Dr. Roman

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E:???

La-la-lah♪

It's a lovely night, isn't it everyone? A young, sweet night. Are you a young, bitter man, I wonder?

Kiyohime

I-I sense a wicked woman! Get back, my husband! Get a billion miles back!

Your choice

Yup, sounds like a great idea.

Dr. Roman

Heh, you just want to get away from Kiyohime, don't you?

Kiyohime

Say that again?

Dr. Roman

Nothing! Nothing!

Your choice

I won't be able to come back, though.

Kiyohime

Oh, you're so shy, Master... No matter how far away you are, I'll always come get you♡

Fou

Fou... Fooouu...

Mash

"This is bad, like Anchin bad..." Is that what you said?

That won't do, Fou. Even if it's something everybody knows, this is where you keep quiet.

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E:???

Oh my, hehehe! What cute guests we have!

Welcome to our fantastic Halloween party! My name is Mata Hari.

Mata Hari

We have quite the party lined up for you tonight. I hope you enjoy yourselves.

I'll get things started off with a dance. One moment... (Strip, strip)

Fou

Doufooou!?

Mash

Wait a second! Why are you taking off your clothes!?

Mata Hari

Well, that is my specialty.

Kiyohime

Ahhhh! Indecent! Filthy! Lewd!

M-m-m-m-m-my husband! I will slay this indecent woman! How dare she show her bare skin!

Mata Hari

Oh my, oh my! Hehehe, if you prefer to do it that way, that's quite fine.

Dr. Roman

...Tch. (Silently deactivates recording mode.)

Mash

Doctor?

Dr. Roman

I didn't do anything. Not a thing. Unfortunately, it's time for combat.

Every party needs dancers. Everyone, fight to your heart's content!

Mata Hari

Behold the power of Mata Hari, the woman with the Eyes of the Day! ...I guess that's a good opening.

Vlad III

Of course, memories can be elusive. At times, they have even been known to change form completely.

So let's test for ourselves what your battle here was like.

Your choice

Um... Meaning...?

Vlad III

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Elisabeth (Halloween)

Oh, I know! We're going to fight!

Vlad III

Exactly. Now, let us do battle with your memories.

...Come, Master.

Your choice

Oookay, I guess we're doing this!

Vlad III

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2. Before the battle

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Elisabeth (Halloween)

Say, Kiyohime's from Japan, right? So I guess Halloween must be pretty popular there, too.

Vlad III

Indeed.

I suspect they put their own twist on the celebrations when compared to its original form and purpose, but such is the nature of festivals.

It is not at all a bad thing for commoners to gorge themselves on food and drink while enjoying festivities such as Halloween.

That said, there are those who enjoy these sorts of festivities, and those who do not.

Small wonder that she should be of the second sort.

Elisabeth (Halloween)

I'll say. You'd think she could at least have the confidence, elegance, and musicality to enjoy something as fun as Halloween.

I guess you just lose all sense for those kinds of things when you grow up. Oh, as to what we're talking about...

E:???

Oh my... What a pain.

Why do I have to clean my own castle?

This isn't... This isn't a job for nobility! Argh! Out, damned spot! It's not coming out!

I keep rubbing it and rubbing it, but it's like a pig who won't squeal no matter how much you whip it!

Mash

...There she is, Senpai! It's the wicked witch from the fairy tales!

Fou

Fou, fooouu!

Your choice

Shh! Be quiet, Mash!

You seem happy, Mash.

Fou

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Mash

Oh... Sorry, I wasn't thinking. We have to be sneaky, right Master?

E:???

Damn this stupid spot! I'm all out of patience! Take that! Phantom Maiden!

There. Blew the whole thing to pieces. That'll do. Good job, me.

I am one of the most famous vampires on the planet... I must be terrifying, beautiful, and merciless!

...It's so noisy outside, though. How many fireworks are they setting off?

Kiyohime

Oh my, how ugly! She's like a Berserker, almost!

Look, my husband! She's not putting in any effort! Of course, my cleaning skill is A+++ rank.

E:???

Ahhhh! H-How long have you people been there?

Mash

Um, Kiyohime... I don't remember you having that skill.

Kiyohime

I do. Look, I can burn burnable trash, and non-burnable trash. With my mouth.

Your choice

That's not cleaning.

Kiyohime

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E:???

You saw me, didn't you? You saw the dark, bloody banquet of Carmilla!

Dr. Roman

Did you guys see a bloody banquet? I didn't...

Carmilla

There was a banquet! You guys just couldn't see it! I cooked the tomatoes!

Mash

I see... That's why your nails are red. I was sure that's the realAhem. Excuse me.

This is a theme park of dreams. Only unhappy fairy tales are allowed here!

Anyway Carmilla, why are you getting so heated over cleaning?

Carmilla

...Humph. That stupid girl ordered me to.

Aarrgh! Why does the Grail even exist? Why did I end up a Servant?

Mash

The Grail? You mean THE Grail?

Your choice

It's in this castle?

What idiot put it in this castle!?

Mash

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Carmilla

Yes. You may not believe it, but it's true. Its power is what forced me to do this.

Kiyohime

Oh my... That must be terrible. But...how fascinating.

If the Grail grants a Servant's wish, then... Hehehe... If I can get my hands on it...

Fufufufufufu!

Fou

Fou, fooou!

Carmilla

...I know I can't be one to talk, but don't you think she's as dangerous as the fireworks outside?

Dr. Roman

Hahaha. She's more of a land mine than a firework.

Kiyohime

Silence, you.

So far, I've been playing tourist, but now my goal has changed.

I'm going to defeat the mistress of this castle and get the Grail. You're okay with that, right, my husband?

Your choice

(Shakes head in a certain direction.)

(Shakes head in a certain direction.)

Kiyohime

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Oh my! You're so happy you shook your head both up and down AND side to side.

Enough talking, then.

You, Servant whose name I don't know. Will you lead us to the mistress of this castle?

Carmilla

You think I will? I, Carmilla the Vampire?

My role is to entertain the guests. Now, enjoy this blood-freezing terror!

That concludes my warm-up. Glad to see you have spirit, pigs.

After I've brought you to your knees, I'll collar you and keep you as pets.

Of course, as my slaves, you'll have to clean for me!

Now, are you ready? I'll use my Phantom Maiden to paint the walls with your blood!

Mash

Um, wouldn't that just make an even bigger mess?

3. Before the battle

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Carmilla

Grr... That stupid dragon girl with her songs and dancing... No true noble would do such a thing...

Hehehe, but perhaps this is for the best... Oh, I'm about to...

GYAN!

Kiyohime

No slacking off from your cleaning by playing dead.

Carmilla

(Sob, sob...)

Kiyohime

So the dragon girl's got the Grail, huh? I wonder what she wished for.

Well, I can guess.

Elisabeth (Halloween)

You know, is it just me, or was Kiyohime kind of...harsh with me back then?

Your choice

You just needed time to become friends.

Elisabeth (Halloween)

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Hmm. I guess...

I don't really know anything about making friends though.

Vlad III

...It's important to meet many different kinds of people.

Yes, our respective paths may take us in different directions...

But as long as you still live, the chance remains that your paths will intersect once more.

Elisabeth (Halloween)

Um, Uncle Vlad? You do remember that we're Servants now, right? So we're not technically people anymore. Or alive.

Vlad III

Nonetheless, our essential human nature remains unchanged. That is as true for honored guests as it is for passing ones.

We gauge our respective positions, understand them, and decide whether to take their hand in ours, or to take up our swords against them.

Surely you have taken others' hands in yours at some point, and taken up your sword against others still.

That is how people meet, develop camaraderie, and at times, sever their connections.

No matter how much time passes, this essential nature stays the same.

Elisabeth (Halloween)

...Sometimes I really don't get you, Uncle Vlad.

Still, it IS important for me too, right?

Vlad III

Indeed it is.

Elisabeth (Halloween)

Hmm... I guess I haven't hung out with Kiyohime much lately. Maybe I'll invite her over sometime.

Your choice

I think that's a great idea!

Elisabeth (Halloween)

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Huh? Uncle Vlad?

Why are you standing in front of us with your spear pointed at our throats?

Vlad III

Because the time has come to fulfill my purpose.

The final Servant to stand in your way during that Halloween was none other than

Hmm, so you made it this far, huh?

Carmilla went easy on you... Or perhaps not.

Very well then. I grant you the honor of fighting with Vlad Tepes, the Dracul.

Kiyohime

Oh my. We actually ran into a serious warrior for once. Class-wise, he's the same as me, though.

Of course, no Berserker can rival me in elegance and breeding.

Vlad III

You make me laugh, man-eater. Your sin will scorch you from within.

Both you and I have trod a wicked path. Know that neither of us shall return to the light.

Kiyohime

...That kind of ticked me off. You will pay dearly for that.

Vlad III

Of course. This is a banquet, a place for entertainment! And so

Even the jesters must give it their all.

As the ruler of a nation, I know the importance of festivals. Man needs circuses as well as bread.

Mash

Wow... He's so serious! He's the one person who doesn't get the mood for this event!

Dr. Roman

In a sense, he's a true Berserker... The only sane man in a world of the insane.

Vlad III

I find that a touch rude. I consider myself a gentleman with a sense of humor.

Mata Hari's dance was one of mirth. Carmilla's dance was one of suffering.

I would like to add a dance of my own, a dance of blood...

But I must beg your forgiveness. I'm afraid I'm much better at embroidery.

Mash

...Embroidery? Your hobby is embroidery?

Did you make that splendid regalia yourself?

Vlad III

Hahaha! How kind of you, milady. But no, this was the work of a special tailor.

I wanted to try my hand at it myself, but I had my position to think of.

Young girl, if you like, I shall give you a lesson later.

An appliqué of a praying man would decorate your master's clothes well.

Mash

Vlad!

Vlad III

But first, we must attend to the battle. I've been asked to "hype up this party," you see.

And the best way to liven up this banquet, I believe...is with your screams.

Let us begin with an appetizer. Eat, as your bones scream in pain!

4. Before the battle

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Vlad III

Indeed, banquets are splendid. It was worth going along with that girl.

Kiyohime

...So it's "that girl" after all?

Vlad III

Of course. Out of all Servants, there are few who could spread such sweet delusions without shame.

Your choice

No, I think there are probably a lot...

Well, I'm sure there's plenty...

Vlad III

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Kiyohime

Oh my... Master. Your passionate gaze... It's making me blush.

Dr. Roman

No, this isn't such a simple matter.

Even with the Grail's power, for a Servant to summon another Servant...

Vlad III

Be not afraid, foreign mage. We simply answered the summons ourselves.

What she found was only a tiny sliver of the Grail. It lacks the power to incinerate eras.

She probably found it by chance during your battles at Orleans.

It must be the blessing of God that it was entrusted to the most harmless Servant there.

Kiyohime

...She doesn't seem harmless to me.

Vlad III

She has the mind of a child.

She's a very immature Servant who takes her childish thoughts and makes them real.

She acts neither for good nor evil, nor for dreams or greed. She simply seeks her own entertainment.

...But that's why it is fine. Her entertainment is a pure joy, unlike ours.

I know of it myself. Before I became the dragon who defended my nation, I, too, was once a father.

Now, it's time for me to fight for real.

My stakes have found their place in history. And now you shall feel their wrath!

5. After the battle

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Vlad III

...Hmmph. Enough, I suppose.

Mash

...He's barely scratched, isn't he?

Your choice

I can't believe I survived that.

Mash

?!

Vlad III

Of course. I'm the only one who's being serious here.

Your choice

I was serious as well!

Vlad III

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Splendid, splendid. My work here is finished.

Now then... Keep playing along until the end.

She seemed so worried about whether or not you would come.

Kiyohime

Oh dear. You're much nicer than you look. Sure you're not related?

Vlad III

...I'm simply taking pity on a comrade. It's harder than you think, always being called a vampire.

Kiyohime

Whew, I'm so tired... And my throat is parched, too.

My husband, would you happen to have any cough drops?

Your choice

Here you go.

Kiyohime

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Thank you!

We're giving each other cough drops now... We're practically married!

Mash

I wouldn't say that. I'm the one who provided that cough drop.

Kiyohime

I see... A pity.

Either way, so far we've dealt with Mata Hari, Carmilla, and Vlad III.

That's quite a few, but there might be more Servants who wish to join in on all the fuss...

Your choice

There's one thing I know for sure.

Kiyohime

?!

Both

Hm?

Your choice

I've got a bad feeling about this.

Both

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Mash

Same here...

Vlad III

The end. Hehe, I hope you enjoyed it.

Elisabeth (Halloween)

Wow, Uncle Vlad, you used to be kind of hard on Kiyohime, didn't you!?

Vlad III

Heh. I, too, had some growing up to do... No, that's not quite right.

All I will say is that, while I knew she was a man-eater at the time...

...I did not know she was also an innocent young girl whose heart yearned for love.

...Perhaps I owe her an apology.

Elisabeth (Halloween)

Aw, don't worry about it, Uncle! I don't think Kiyo-yo remembers anything not connected to her romantic obsession!

Vlad III

Hmm. I suppose I should let sleeping dogs lie then.

At any rate, we are nearly there now.

Elisabeth (Halloween)

Aha! I knew we'd find another one of me here!

Your choice

How does she not find this even a little weird!?

Elisabeth (Halloween)

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6. Before the battle

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Elisabeth (Brave)

Hi, Puppy! Hi, Uncle Vlad! Hi, Caster Elisa!

I'm Elisabeth Brave, the Saber of song and courage who's supposed to show up for the next Halloween!

Vlad III

Hmm.

Just having the two of them in the same room is bound to cause dreadful audio feedback.

Do you need earplugs, Master? I always carry some with me.

Both

Hey! Uncalled for!

Vlad III

On a different note, Caster Elisabeth: you weren't actually here yet when we arrived during the first Halloween at Chaldea.

Elisabeth (Halloween)

Really? I wasn't?

Your choice

(She forgot all about it, too!)

Elisabeth (Halloween)

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Vlad III

You were not. Instead...

Tamamo Cat

RAAAWRRR! Raging Cat-Dou-Ken!

Yo! I am Tamamo Cat!

My (temporary) Master, it's time for you to take me for a walk!

Dr. Roman

You know, you look really tired...

Your choice

It's tough to keep up with these people.

Don't worry. I'm fine.

Dr. Roman

?!

Kiyohime

...She just showed up without any warning whatsoever, didn't she?

Tamamo Cat

Hmph. Don't compliment me, snake girl. Or shall I use your kimono to sharpen my claws?

Kiyohime

That wasn't a compliment. And stay away from me.

Tamamo Cat

Hmph. You aren't complimenting me, and you want me to leave. So one of us has to die, then?

Your choice

Let's talk about this first.

Hold on a second.

Tamamo Cat

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Yup! We need conversation, a heart to understand! That's it, my (temporary) Master! You get it!

So, I'll fill you in. I'm busy, so I'll make it quick.

I'm a guard. My job is to set the Halloween traps, and cook the jack-o'-lanterns.

Mash

Oh, you eat those, huh?

Tamamo Cat

They're good.

But at Chaldea, it's only the second-best dish. It's just a lowly spirit, but man does it stink!

Ahahahahaha!

Kiyohime

Dealing with her is so tiring. It's impossible to believe she's related to my texting buddy Tamamo

No, maybe she's... Maybe she's like this at heart, too?

The kind who will happily break the rules in a serious setting?

Tamamo Cat

All right! It's party time! Here we go! It's the FINAL BATTLE!

Now, my (temporary) Master! It's time for pumpkin ghost pies!

Eat till you're ready to go BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!

By the way, no poison in these, but here's a tip...

One of these pumpkin ghost pies was made by my current Master, woof!

Your choice

So it's really got poison in it?

So it's Russian roulette?

Kiyohime

I see. No wonder you have nothing but bad vibes!

7. Before the battle

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Kiyohime

You lost, Tamamo Cat.

Tamamo Cat

What... That's surprisingly white... How about we say I won the battle and won the war?

Kiyohime

You lost the battle, and lost the war, too.

Tamamo Cat

Then I lost everything! How can I face my employer?

I know. Since I can't face her, I'll betray her! How about I lead you straight to the goal?

Your choice

Sure thing.

Tamamo Cat

Hm... A moment ago, we were trying to kill each other, and now you trust me? Isn't that a little too generous?

Anyway, all aboard the Tamamo Cat Train! Choo choo!

Your choice

You're very dedicated.

Tamamo Cat

Yup. Being a guide is my real job, after all! Did you like that, my (true) Master?

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Now, I shall lead you to the mistress of the castle, the mastermind who sent you the invitation, woof!

Her true identity is Meh. You probably figured that out already.

Kiyohime

Hah... We finally made it, huh?

I know exactly who it is, but what I don't know is why.

What is that idiot dragon girl thinking, I wonder?

Tamamo Cat

Former Master! Former Master! Are you ready?

H:???

J-just give me a second! Okay, that's good, this is good, and that's...probably good!

Tamamo Cat

RED LIZARD!

H:???

Who are you calling a lizard? I'm a dragon! I said give me a second!

...I think we're all good! Okay, open up!

Mash

All right.

Kiyohime

Here we come!

H:???

Hahaha, you're here, my little Puppies! Wait, all you people came too?

Kiyohime

Huh? Huh? This is

Mash

Senpai's...personal room?

Your choice

It's not this messy!

It's filled with pumpkins!

Mash

?!

H:???

You seem surprised, Puppies.

That's right. While you were fighting, I used the power of the Grail to redecorate.

Mash

The Grail can do anything, can't it?

H:???

...Come on, aren't you surprised?

Mash

I'm sorry?

Kiyohime

At what? I'm very surprised to see this connection to my husband's room.

H:???

Not that! Indeed, 'twas I who sent that mysterious invitation!

Elisabeth

The beloved, bloodred Caster idol, Elisabeth Báthory!

I'm still a newbie idol, but I've got a bright future! My singing and acting abilities are (someday going to be) known worldwide!

You could say that I'm a major idol on the verge of her big break! Feel free to be blown away!

Mash

Wow. (Applauding.)

Fou

Fou, awoo, ooh! (Agreeing.)

Elisabeth

Hey! I'm starting to think you don't mean it.

Can't you be more, I don't know, enthusiastic?

Your choice

It's hard when it's so obvious.

This isn't a surprise!

Elisabeth

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No surprise? After all the effort I put into hiding my identity?

I had a silhouette and everything! I even changed my voice!

Kiyohime

Yes, but you gave yourself away by using Castle Csejte as your setting.

Elisabeth

Oh.

Mash

You didn't notice that, did you? I thought not...

Elisabeth

Oh dear... It's hard, being too famous.

Kiyohime

Not that famous, really. Well, that doesn't matter at all.

Elisabeth

It does matter! The surprise is ruined!

Kiyohime

IT! DOES! NOT! MATTER! Anyway, I had a question for you, Count Dracu-dumb.

Elisabeth

Count Dracu-dumb?

Kiyohime

Just answer me. ...What are you after?

Elisabeth

What am I after?

Kiyohime

Yes. Why did you make us fight those Servants in the prison castle? What was your goal?

Elisabeth

Oh, you don't get why?

Kiyohime

...Nope. Not a clue.

Elisabeth

Very well. If you insist, I maaay be willing to tell you.

Your choice

I bet it's something dumb.

Elisabeth

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Mash

...Yes. But let's play along and let her finish, Master.

Elisabeth

Mata Hari, Carmilla, Uncle Vlad, and Tamamo Cat here.

They're all powerful Servants who gave you everything they had. So now you must be tired, yes?

Mash

Well, yes... They certainly were difficult battles...

Elisabeth

An exhausted man at the end of a long journey. There, he reaches an eternal paradise, where he finds

Kiyohime

...Where he finds...?

Elisabeth

Happiness! That's right, the bluebird of happiness is right next to you!

Your reward for this Halloween night's dream is myself

A one-night only concert, sung by Elisabeth Báthory in my little Puppy's room!

Tonight, and only tonight, I! SHALL! SING! LOUD!

Well? Surprised? Moved to tears? You're moved to tears, right?

Mash

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Dr. Roman

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Tamamo Cat

Yes, I know what you all want to say, everyone. Don't hold back. Let it all out.

Mash

U-um, Elisabeth?

Elisabeth

Hmm? What is it?

Mash

You could have just come to Chaldea, you know...

Elisabeth

What? Of course not. That's no fun.

Listen. An idol's concert is a once-in-a-lifetime deal.

You brave the winter snow and summer heat, lining up for your tickets.

You line up just to buy merchandise, you get packed into a crowded concert hall.

As the diva's serenade brings you to the heights of ecstasy and madness, you fall in love!

Dr. Roman

Yes, quite right. You're quite right, Elisabeth. The job of an idol in the first place is to...

Mash

Doctor, if you don't want me confiscating your laptop, please shut up.

Dr. Roman

Yes, I'll shut up. Lady Elisabeth, please continue!

Elisabeth

Oh, may I? Umm, then... Ahem.

So, you see? It's important for an idol to keep their fans waiting. So...

If I just showed up in my little Puppy's room and started singing, I'd be a heartless demon, right?

My songs only truly shine after a long and perilous journey.

I couldn't deprive you of such a woooonnnderful feast for the ears!

Mash

So you didn't send the invitation to Csejte so that we could enjoy a Halloween party...

...but so that Master could listen to your songs?

Elisabeth

Correct. It was a cruel trial, to make my songs all the more wonderful. Splendid, yes?

Kiyohime

Oh. My. That. Is. Amazing.

Our reward. For four Servant battles. Is one of your songs.

Elisabeth

EXACTLY! (Dazzling smile)

Kiyohime

My head. Has overheated. With rage. And something else.

Mash

K-Kiyohime! Get a hold of yourself!

Kiyohime

M-my husband... Kiyohime is done for... Something within me that must never snap has snapped.

Your choice

Hang in there!

You can do it!

Kiyohime

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(Sob) I'm telling the truth, and you're so cold to me... But I know that's what a Master is, now...

That asideYou! Count Dracu-dumb!

At this point, what's the difference between defeating four Servants and beating the stuffing out of five?

I'll incinerate the lot of you! No dust left! No ash left!

Elisabeth

Huh? Huh? Why are you mad at me? Argh! Don't burn down the stage!

That's more of a death-y metal-y thing!

Tamamo Cat

Oh, you wanna fight? Okay, then.

I summon the pumpkin heads I called to liven the place up! Now the whole concert hall's full!

Now, my (true) Master and my (temporary) Master! I'm exhausted, but it's time for the concert!

Kiyohime

Hehehe. I'm in top condition tonight!

I feel like I could ignite flames of love just by meeting someone's gaze!

My husband! Look deep into my eyes, please!

Elisabeth

Splendid! Wonderful! This wasn't what I anticipated, but it's shaping up to be a lot of fun anyway!

I'm really getting into this! I feel like my songs could save the world!

It's time for the finale! I am Caster Elisabeth! Listen to my true song!

8. After the battle

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Elisabeth

Aah... That's enough singing. I'm so satisfied...

Mash

Holy Grail confirmed! Recovering!

Elisabeth

That felt so good!

Songs truly are the noblest art, and idols are Phantasms created by the stars!

Your choice

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Elisabeth

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Kiyohime

My throat's parched, but worse, my ears hurt...

It's not even remotely fair that Count Dracu-dumb is in better shape than us.

Tamamo Cat

A poisonous snake can bite their own tail and still survive, after all.

Your choice

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Mash

...Master, this wasn't quite what I expected, but we did manage to recover a fragment of the Grail.

If we take this back to Chaldea, we'll gain a valuable source of magical energy.

So all that's left to do is go home.

Or, wait. This is your room, so perhaps we don't even need to do that?

My head feels so dizzy I can't think...

Your choice

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Mash

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Tamamo Cat

Hey, question for you guys.

My (temporary) Master looks like he has a bad case of the shakes. He okay?

Mash

Huh? Oh! M-Master!?

Kiyohime

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! My husband! Hang in there, my husband!

Elisabeth

The heat from the concert got to him... I understand that. Perhaps it was too good.

Tamamo Cat

No, that doesn't seem right. But I decided not to say so.

Kiyohime

Are you okay, my husband?

Your choice

Maybe I'm okay?

I'm okay, maybe?

Kiyohime

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Oh, the question mark means you're not lying, right? We still have to be careful.

Please stay still, and rest your head, heart, and ears.

Your choice

My ears...

I think something happened...

Kiyohime

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Mash

It's because you experienced Elisabeth's concert up close... Probably.

Just think of it like trying out a torture device...

Your choice

That's crazy!

Good idea.

Mash

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Yeah.

Elisabeth

Well, my little Puppy? My concert was wonderful, wasn't it?

Your choice

I've had my fill.

Elisabeth

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Yes, yes, you're right.

You're never going to have a private concert like this again! Probably.

It was a once-in-a-lifetime experience! Of course you've had your fill!

Mash

Um... I think that meant, "Please, make it stop. I'm begging you."

Tamamo Cat

Shh! Stay quiet and she'll think this is a happy ending, woof!

Elisabeth

Worry not, my Puppy! You may have had your fill, but there's always room for cake!

Your choice

Um, what do you mean?

Y-yeah.

Elisabeth

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And so

Time for the encore! First up is my (in a sense) legendary debut single, "Love is Dracul"!

Your choice

...

Elisabeth

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Mash

...M-Master! Don't die on me, Master!

Kiyohime

Oh, jeez! Dracu-dumb here is unstoppable when she's singing, isn't she?

Elisabeth (Halloween)

Well? Now do you remember?

Ahh, this really takes me back... I was still such an amateur at singing and dancing.

Your choice

You've definitely put in some effort since then, haven't you?

Elisabeth (Halloween)

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I like the idea of being just as eternal and immutable as the next dragon, but staying at the same level is just humiliating.

Vlad III

Hmm, I see.

In that sense, one could say you have grown a great deal.

(Though not in talent as a singer, of course.)

Elisabeth (Brave)

Right? I've added more vocalists to my concerts and everything!

Elisabeth (Halloween)

Yeah!

These days, there's always a whole big thing over who gets to sing lead vocals!

Your choice

(I'm not surprised, since they're almost all Elly...)

Elisabeth (Halloween)

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Vlad III

I suppose it just goes to show that not all growth is positive...

Elisabeth (Halloween)

Uncle Vlad? Why do you look so sad!? Has all this friction broken your heart or something!?

Elisabeth (Brave)

Well, there you have it, Puppy. That was our first Halloween.

If you can't remember, you can't remember. That's just the way the stars turn sometimes.

But now, even if you can't remember them yourself, you'll always have these lovely memories of Halloween burned into your brain!

Now, let's move on to the next trip down Halloween memory lane, Master!

Vlad III

Hmm. Then it seems my work here is done.

Elisabeth the Brave, I entrust this next Halloween to you.

Elisabeth (Brave)

It would be my honor, Uncle! Okay, Puppy, let's get going!

The next Halloween took place at Castle Csejte too, so let's return to where it all began again!

I hope you like pumpkins, 'cause pumpkin time ain't over yet!

Elisabeth

Wake up, my Puppy! Puppy!

Good, good. Good morning, my Puppy!

What? In the idol business we say "good morning" no matter what time it is.

You enjoyed Halloween, right? I had a great time!

... ...Umm.

So, um, well... I'm not sure if it's the power of that Grail or what, but...

...But I forgot how to get home. So can I stay with you, my Puppy?

You wouldn't leave a little lost dragon out in the rain, would you?

Your choice

Oh, fine...

Elisabeth

Really? Yes! It was worth asking! Man, this new Master's a pushover!

What? Who am I to talk? Hey, I'm no pushover!

Your choice

Are you sure about this?

Elisabeth

I am sure! I even gave up my prison castle for you!

Huh? Then it's okay? You're asking me if I'll stop being bad?

Of course, I'll stop being bad! ...Wait, did I ever do anything bad?

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Anyway, the contract is made!

I may not be an official Servant summoned at Chaldea, but...

...I'll do my best to serve you, so do your best to raise me, Master!