Fate/Grand Order story · Events, Johanna and the Unidentified Love:: Smash 'em Up☆Love, Lovers, and the Great Stone Statue

Prologue

Johanna and the Unidentified Love:: Smash 'em Up☆Love, Lovers, and the Great Stone Statue. Chaldea Gate

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1. Before the battle

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Accomplishment. Success. These are wonderful experiences.

But so, too, is failing.

As long as that failure isn't fatal...and as long as it's possible to come back from it...

...then you should be able to turn that failure into newfound strength. At least, that's what I think.

(Sigh) (Siiigh) (Siiighhh)

...Oh, sorry. That's me, Pope Johanna.

And this is my way of consoling myself so I can get through the day.

Honestly, I really don't know what I was thinking. I must have been out of my mind.

No, wait. Was this all my fault? ...No, it had to be mostly that, um, Holy Grail's fault.

Anyway, this is the story of one of my greatest failures. Just thinking about it is still embarrassing. Part of me wishes I could forget the whole thing.

And yet, in some ways, the memory is a precious one.

It's an absolute farce that came and went as quickly as a bad dream.

For all of you watching this, I hope you find my mortifying experience entertaining.

Saint Valentinus.

The patron saint of lovers, known and admired throughout the world.

In Europe and the Americas, his celebration is a day meant for couples to exchange gifts.

In the East, it is a day women give men chocolatesor at least, it used to be. Nowadays, anyone can give chocolate to whomever they like.

The act of giving chocolate can be a mark of affection, or a sign that the giver would like to be closer to the recipient.

The important thing is that it is a day meant to celebrate love.

Naturally, this also means that the lead-up to the day is exceptionally busy. Some people have their hands full with making chocolate. Others are busy helping the chocolate get made.

And some are diligently praying that the chocolate will be blessed.

Georgios

Yes, I'll gladly pray for you.

And if I may ask something in return, could I take a picture of you holding your chocolate?

Ah yes, that's wonderful. All right, say cheese.

Martha

You want me to bless your chocolate?

I applaud your initiative. The only problem is, I'm a little less saintly than usual in this Spirit Origin.

Then again, I suppose there's no harm in trying. Okay, I'll give it my best shot!

H-how was that!?

Caren

... ...

That's strange. By all accounts, I should be synonymous with Valentine's blessings.

I've been steeling myself for this all week.

I expected to be swarmed by an endless throng of people clamoring for me to bless their chocolate, but...

... ...

In addition to Georgios and Martha, there was another holy person offering blessings to chocolate:

Johanna, the Ruler-class Servant and fictitious female pope who had been summoned not too long ago.

Pope Johanna

Very well. May your chocolate be blessed with happiness.

And may it bring you exactly the joy you wish for!

Phew.

... ...

Mash

Wow, Johanna. I can't believe you've been at this since this morning.

Your choice

Are you okay?

Mash

?!

Pope Johanna

Oh, if it isn't Master and Mash. Yes, of course I'm okay!

Really, I would expect nothing less from an event celebrated all around the world.

As pope, I love having something meaningful like this to pray for. And it makes everyone so happy, too!

Your choice

...Lily?

Jeanne Alter Santa Lily

(Gasp) They saw me!

Nursery Rhyme

Oh, no you don't!

Jeanne Alter Santa Lily

Eep!

Nursery Rhyme

Teehee, hello, Your Holiness. Your smile is as lovely as ever.

Pope Johanna

Hehe, it's a little embarrassing to hear that, but thank you, Nursery Rhyme.

And you must be Jeanne d'Arc's little sister.

Jeanne Alter Santa Lily

Not exactly.

It's a little complicated to go into now, but suffice to say, I'm a younger version of Jeanne! Call me Lily, please!

Your choice

Complicated doesn't begin to cover it...

Jeanne Alter Santa Lily

?!

Pope Johanna

Now I get it! Well, it's a pleasure to meet you, Lily.

Jeanne Alter Santa Lily

So, um, do you think it would be okay for me to get a blessing on my chocolate even though I'm Santa!?

Pope Johanna

Yes, of course! All right then, here goes.

May this chocolate bring its recipient even the tiniest amount of joy.

Jeanne Alter Santa Lily

Yaaay! Thank you, Your Holiness!

Pope Johanna

You're very welcome!

Jeanne Alter Santa Lily

(Sigh...) I really am nothing like my older self, am I?

I wish I could be a little more...imposing...

N:???

Why would you wanna be imposing? Your whole thing's being little and cute.

Jeanne Alter Santa Lily

Oh! Older me!

Jeanne Alter

... ...

Pope Johanna

...? Y-yes? Can I help you?

Mash

Jeanne Alter?

Jeanne Alter

... ...Well, well...

Your choice

What? What is it?

Jeanne Alter

?!

Nothin'.

Jeanne Alter Santa Lily

What's with that creepy smile? Cut it out! You're being rude to Johanna!

Oh, wait, I see. Is this about getting your chocolate blessed?

Jeanne Alter

Me? C'mon. Couldn't care less about that crap.

No, I just thought this was...interesting.

Pope Johanna

...Interesting?

Jeanne Alter

Yup.

But hey, if you're gonna just do it, I'm not gonna try to stop you.

Jeanne Alter Santa Lily

Hmph. I can't believe she was all cryptic like that and then just left.

Ugh, I can be so obnoxious sometimes!

Pope Johanna

Did I do something to offend her?

Your choice

I doubt it.

Mash

Me too.

If you had, she wouldn't have been subtle about it.

Jeanne Alter Santa Lily

I hate to say anything in my older self's defense, but that's true.

Your choice

I wonder...

Mash

I don't think you did.

Jeanne Alter isn't exactly one to hide her disdain.

Jeanne Alter Santa Lily

That's for sure! When she hates something, you'll know!

?!

Your choice

You can say that again...

Jeanne Alter Santa Lily

?!

Pope Johanna

Then I suppose this was just what the stars had in store for us.

Anyway, would you like a blessing too, Nursery?

Mash

Uh-oh. It looks like we have an emergency call, Master.

Your choice

Let's go!

Mash

?!

Right!

Pope Johanna

Come on, you two. We should go with them.

Both

'Kaaay!

Da Vinci

You guessed it: it's a minute Singularity.

Goredolf

I see. How big is it, and where is it located?

Da Vinci

As Singularities go, it's...well, minute. But the location is a bit, um, vague.

We can't pin down its exact location, and what we do have is pretty...soft.

Goredolf

Soft!? No Singularity should ever be described as "soft"! Though at this point, I guess I shouldn't rule anything out!

Da Vinci

There's only one real problem area: we've detected a ton of magical energy.

We think it's most likely a Holy Grail.

Goredolf

I see. Then we should collect it as soon as possible.

Da Vinci

Luckily, there are quite a few Servants who are compatible for this Rayshift.

Mash, Johanna, Jeanne Lily, and Nursery Rhyme all fit the bill.

And there's even one more we're calling as we speak.

Mash

Got it. I'll go suit up as soon as this briefing is done.

Pope Johanna

Understood.

Jeanne Alter Santa Lily

Leave it to me!

Nursery Rhyme

Oh, am I going, too? That's fine with me, of course!

But what sort of Singularity is it? If it's calling for me, does that mean it's like a fairy tale?

Da Vinci

I'm afraid we just can't tell, even with Sheba observing it.

Goredolf

Hmm, I see.

It almost seems like...an old timey European town?

Da Vinci

Exactly.

It looks like a perfectly ordinary town you could find just about anywhere.

Pope Johanna

It does seem very peaceful. If there's a war going on here, I don't see any sign of it.

Da Vinci

That's just it.

We've been looking at this place from several different perspectives, and it always seems completely uneventful.

There are no Demonic Beasts roaming the streets, no signs of war, nothing.

Jeanne Alter Santa Lily

That's good! Peace is good!

Goredolf

And yet, it's still a Singularity...

Da Vinci

Well, the good news is, it doesn't seem like it's having a huge effect on the Foundation of Humanity.

So, I'm not going to say you can just take it easy in there, but I think you'll at least have opportunities to relax a bit.

Rama

Oh, it looks like I'm the last to arrive. Sorry I'm late.

Da Vinci

And there's Rama, the last of our Rayshift-compatible Servants.

Goredolf

I see. With a lineup like this, we should be ready for anything.

I am a bit concerned about sending children there, but

Jeanne Alter Santa Lily

We're not children! We're Servants!

Goredolf

Yes, of course! Sorry about that!

Johanna, Rama, I'm counting on you both to keep those two safe!

Pope Johanna

Yes, of course.

Rama

Absolutely! You'll have nothing to worry about!

Both

Hmph, hmph!

Da Vinci

Okay then Fujimaru, as soon as you and Mash are ready, we'll get this Rayshift underway!

Your choice

Got it!

Da Vinci

?!