Prologue: Tonight, Under the Concert Lights

It looks like we've arrived at the target Singularity without any issues, Senpai.

Though unfortunately, it also looks like we've lost contact with Chaldea.

This environment does look extremely similar to contemporary Japanese cities. The only major difference I've noticed so far is

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Right. I can hear them coming from seemingly every direction. It almost feels like they're competing...

Hey! You there!

Hm? Are you talking to us?

I sure am! You two make a lovely couple♪

C-couple!?

You two are both FIN-less, right? I can't believe I managed to run into two unattached kids out here of all places♪

Huh? Did you say "Fionn-less"?

Peekaboo!

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So since you guys are both unattached, I'm gonna have you stan me, 'kay?

Stan you? I'm sorry, but I don't know what that means.

Ooh, playing hard to get, are we? You little tease!

What do we do, Senpai? I don't think we're understanding each other.

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Okay, no more playing around! Come on, just be my fans already!

You should be honored to have a bright shining idol like myself invite you to join her fan base. In fact, I'd even say you owe me.

Signs of hostility! Senpai, her magical energy is skyrocketing!

But, I don't understand. She looks like she's just an ordinary person! Wh-what do we do, Master!?

No, we can't. She might end up getting hurt.

That said...her magical energy readings are on par with your average Servant!

I'm not sure. But I don't think she really wants to harm us.

I wonder what she's trying to do with all this...

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This is perfect. I was just thinking I could do with more fans. Now, come on. Let me charm

Hold it right there, you amateur idol!

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You should be ashamed of yourself. This city is supposed to shine with hope, yet here you are, trying to lure these ignorant young people into your clutches. And you even have the audacity to claim they owe you!

What was that!?

This signal... That woman is a Servant, Senpai!

Who do you think you are, trying to stop me!? Fine! You want a stage? You got one!

Bring it on. Let's see how bright you truly shine.

Hah! Too easy! Everyone knows you can't beat an idol on the stage! How do you like them apples!?

Urk!

Aah! Senpai! That mysterious woman just went down in a single hit!

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Y-yes, I know. This is all very strange to me, too.

This is normally when a Servant saves us from the enemy of the hour.

Me too. Though at least she doesn't seem to be injured...

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H-hehe... You two...

Run for it...while you still can... It looks like...this is it for me... Adieu.

Please don't give up, mysterious stranger! She barely even scratched you!

What was her deal, anyway? Eh, whatevs. Now I can get three new fans instead of two♪

What do we do now, Senpai? It's looking like we'll have no choice but to become her fans!

Teeheehee...

And then... Um... Actually, what WOULD happen if we became her fans?

Something terrible, that's what.

Aah! You're...