Fate/Grand Order story · Events, Johanna and the Unidentified Love:: Smash 'em Up☆Love, Lovers, and the Great Stone Statue

Section 1: Blessings Upon You

Johanna and the Unidentified Love:: Smash 'em Up☆Love, Lovers, and the Great Stone Statue. Chaldea Gate

2 scenes, 141 lines

1. Before the battle

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Mash

This is Mash Kyrielight! We've arrived at the Singularity! The area seems normal. No magical energy fluctuations.

Da Vinci

So I see. The Holy Grail's location hasn't changed, either.

I guess it's being kept somewhere.

Rama

The air is nice and clean, and while there are some Demonic Beasts...

...their numbers don't seem to be particularly alarming.

Jeanne Alter Santa Lily

Then it looks like we'll be able to explore this Singularity at our leisure!

Nursery Rhyme

Oh my, what a lovely idea!

Your choice

I'd love to do just that, but...

Jeanne Alter Santa Lily

You're right. We have a job to do first!

Mash

Once we pin down this Singularity's source and resolve it, we should have some time to spare.

So why don't we settle everything here, then relax and explore?

Jeanne Alter Santa Lily

Yay!

Rama

Hahaha.

Unfortunately, it's still a little early to be thinking that far ahead.

Pope Johanna

Indeed.

Still, just because we're on a journey to save the world doesn't mean we can't have any fun doing it.

It's all about balance. We can and should stay alert without tiring ourselves out!

Your choice

Well said.

Rama

Da Vinci, are you certain the Holy Grail's signal is coming from within the town?

Da Vinci

Definitely. Could you start by checking it out?

Nursery Rhyme

Okay, let's go!

Rama

Hmm. There doesn't seem to be anything strange about the town, either.

Pope Johanna

Thank you, good sir.

Your choice

Did you learn anything, Johanna?

Pope Johanna

?!

Yes. It wasn't anything extraordinary...

...but apparently, there's a suspicious figure who skulks around the town church at night.

Da Vinci

Hmm, I see. Do you know where this church is?

Pope Johanna

Yes, it's right this way!

Townspeople

... ...

Pope Johanna

(They're all praying.)

Your choice

(We should probably wait till nighttime, huh?)

Pope Johanna

?!

(Someone should stay here to keep an eye on the church in the meantime.)

(I'll stay here and pray. The rest of you can take some time to explore the city and return after nightfall.)

Rama

(Good idea. We'll see what we can find out elsewhere.)

(That said, my gut tells me we're not going to find much...)

Pope Johanna

(Yes, I know what you mean... All right, let's meet up again in five hours.)

Jeanne Alter Santa Lily

(Zzz...) (Gasp) I'm awake! I mean, I wasn't asleep!

Nursery Rhyme

Yes, you were.

Jeanne Alter Santa Lily

...I was. Ugh! How could I be so careless?

Servants don't even need to sleep. But...then why was I asleep?

Nursery Rhyme

Because I put you to sleep.

Jeanne Alter Santa Lily

Nursery!

Mash

It's almost the time we agreed on with Johanna, Master.

Your choice

Let's get going then.

Mash

?!

Both

'Kaaay!

Your choice

(She's still praying...)

Jeanne Alter Santa Lily

Well, we can't interrupt her if she's praying.

Nursery Rhyme

Oh? But what if she's actually just sleeping? I hear that happens sometimes when you're praying.

She could be our very own Sleeping Beauty.

Rama

Haha. I can't say I've ever imagined a pope as Sleeping Beauty.

Johanna. It's time to start the investigation.

Pope Johanna

Oh, already? Hehe, time sure flies when you're lost in prayer, doesn't it?

Nursery Rhyme

Are you sure you weren't asleep? There's a bit of drool at the corner of your mouth.

Pope Johanna

... ...Wh-who, me? H-hehe, don't be ridiculous.

Mash

Are you warm, Johanna? You seem to be sweating quite a lot.

Your choice

Shh.

Mash

?!

Pope Johanna

Ahem. Why don't I begin by telling you what I've learned?

I heard rumors about our suspicious figure, but didn't see anyone fitting the description around here.

However, it also seems this church has a basement.

Well, "basement" isn't really the right word.

I asked one of the clergymen about it, and they said this church was built specifically to seal something beneath the ground.

Apparently, building a church here was the only way to purify the evil that lay under the surface.

Rama

Hmm, so something evil has been sealed away underground. Things are finally getting interesting.

Pope Johanna

Whatever this evil is, there's a very good chance it could be what spawned this Singularity.

If that is correct

Nursery Rhyme

Then it's probably about to wake up!

Ticktock, ticktock. I wonder if we'll find a white rabbit carrying a pocket watch down there!

Pope Johanna

Oh yes, that's certainly possible. Okay, Master, let's head down, shall we?

Rama

This is...surprisingly spacious.

Da Vinci

Fujimaru, Mash.

There's a powerful magical energy signal up ahead, most likely the Holy Grail.

And, of course, we're detecting a hostile entity in the area.

Mash

Understood.

Rama

Hmm... What do you think, Master?

Should we try to ambush it, or see if there is any chance of reasoning with it?

Of course, since Sheba has classified it as hostile, I expect any attempt at negotiation to be doomed.

But there are likely still things to be learned from attempting to talk with it.

So, what do you say, Master? Shall we go on the attack, or try to negotiate?

Personally, I think an attack is the way to go, but I'll leave the final decision to you!

Your choice

...Let's ambush it.

Let's start by talking to it.

Rama

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Understood. Then, I'm up.

Nursery Rhyme

No, no, king from a faraway land.

I shall be going first.

Round and round the door never stops, right into the bubbling pot!

???

What the...!?

Nursery Rhyme

I'm so sorry, evildoer.

But I do hope you'll enjoy your endless sleep in the lost woods outside the pot!

Rama

Good work. Now let's keep it up!

Pope Johanna

I agree. It's important to resolve things peacefully when you can.

If my hunch is right, we may still ultimately need to defeat this person.

But that doesn't mean we should give up before we've even tried.

Jeanne Alter Santa Lily

Got it! I'll try talking to them!

Heeey! Can you hear meee!?

Mage

...Who goes there?

...No, never mind. There's no point in asking. This must be the Counter Force at work.

I see. So this Holy Grail was valuable enough to send all of you here to retrieve it.

Pope Johanna

So you do have a Holy Grail here. Do you plan to use it to grant your wish?

Mage

Of course.

This quantity of magical energy still has its limits, but it should be more than sufficient to grant my pointless wish.

Pope Johanna

You may not believe me, but I can sense something wicked about that Holy Grail.

Even if it does grant your wish, it won't do so in the way you want.

The people who built this church to seal it away must have sensed and feared that malevolence themselves.

The devil may not exist, but as a concept it can still do great evil.

Mage

That sort of drivel is just what I'd expect to hear from a member of the Church. So? Did you really expect your babbling to stop me?

Pope Johanna

... ...No, I didn't.

Master, I'm afraid our attempt at negotiation has failed.

This person isn't going to stop attempting to have their wish granted, no matter the cost of doing so.

?!

Your choice

Then I guess we'll just have to stop them...

Rama

Indeed.

Still, I can't help but admire how unabashedly direct you are with your intentions.

...Which is why I will attempt to sever your head from your body as quickly and painlessly as possible.

Prepare yourself, wicked mage, for your wish will never come true!

Mage

Oh? We'll see about that.

Mash

The Holy Grail's magical energy is spiking! The mage must have formed a connection to it!

Mage

Hehehe. Have at you!

2. After the battle

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Pope Johanna

Owl of wisdom! By the grace of God, flap your wings!

Mage

Ghh!

Mash

The enemy has been incapacitated, Master.

Rama

Indeed. Even with the Holy Grail's help, they can no longer move so much as a finger.

Mage

Heh... Hehehe...

All

...!

Mage

True, I can't...

And since I can't move so much as a finger...I certainly can't cast a spell...

But...I don't need my fingers...to make my wish!

Your choice

Johanna!

Mage

I wish...for...!

Pope Johanna

Oh, no you don't!