The Land of Sweets EXTRA I

Huh? Where are we...?

Oh-ho? I can feel it in the air, something story-irrelevant but ever so meta is coming!

Now that you mention it, something feels really happy-go-lucky around here. Shall we ask Doctor to investigate, Master?

That won't be necessary, woof!

Sugar perks me up in the morning. For the brain. But I can't find any good sugar.

And then you crash into me. You, a combination of kindness, sweetness, and sexiness; sweeter than honey.

Ah, it's like cat-nip to me! I'll take the pink cake!

Wh-What is that!?

A wild WADARCO appears in a savage magical world!! Like a Servant, but not like a Servant...?

Is she... a magical girl, too?

What the meow do you mean by small fry, woof!?

There's no fish called small fry here! Big or small, the flavor is what matters, glug!

I can't keep up with these ever-changing sentence endings anymore!

I never back down, never grovel, and never look back! But I also never miss the bumper in front of me!

Well, the Catmobile only has two pedals: accelerate and jump.

Good! No good! Ohhhh, which is it? You are so smart!

Either way, you need to retract that bet. Why? Who's that girl who's the talk of the Nine Tails industry?

Who was cast in the role of "Genius Magical Girl" by the Tamamo Nine Conference? That's right... ME!

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Hm, what I'm really trying to say is...

I am the most powerful magical girl in the family Felidae. Fake is in my name, but you can ignore it.

It's like, you know, the discount tag on a fish package at a supermarket right before closing.

(Stare)

I'm getting an odd vibe from her. She's too consistent in her conversation to be the real Ms. Cat.

W-what? Consistent? Really?

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It feels that that would be the best option.

What, meow? Even though I said I'd take carrot cake instead?

Everyone talks about Tamamo, Tamamo, Tamamo! Why doesn't anyone accept Cat!? And new animations while you're at it, please!

Ugh... Splendid! I feel like something the cat dragged in...

Come to think of it, meow... I don't get the concept of a magical girl...

She turned into a stick and fell apart!?

It appears that stick was doing its best impression of her.

It was already breaking down, perhaps from the mental strain of that impression? Still, copying a humanoid form is impressive.

I want that skill too!☆

I can definitely say for sure that nothing good will come of it!

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It's possible, within this odd space!

At any rate, I'm relieved to know she wasn't a real Servant.

Aside from the fact that she was hostile towards us, we didn't really figure out anything.

It would be nice to have an enemy we can communicate with... Is that a strange thing to ask?

Yes. It did feel like she was bursting with dreams. Just not hope.

Besides, her voice sounded familiar to me for some reason...

Oops, that's a meta-statement disguised as foreshadowing! If only Chloe was here, it would've been even more confusing.

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At any rate, I don't think that one was the last fake Servant...!

We're going to run into more, huh...

Wait a minute. Isn't this detour up to Fujimaru?