Fate/Grand Order story · Events, Raiding Chariot Dungeon: Celtic Prison

Full Throttle to Victory (Team Nero)

Raiding Chariot Dungeon: Celtic Prison. Continent I

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1. Before the battle

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Altria Alter

Well done, Drama Queen! We may not be FAR ahead, but we are in the lead!

Nero

Umu! The Red Venus's acceleration is one of its greatest strengths!

However, there are two other vehicles in this race who could still beat it in a pure contest of speed if we are not careful: Fran's and Nobunaga's!

Oda Nobunaga

You got that right! No more games! I'm in it to win it, pipe organ gal!

You know, this has been on my mind for a bit: Aren't we just a little TOO much alike?

Mysterious Racer X

I hear you, Nobbu! I totally get it! There's something infuriating about people being almost exactly like you, right? You can't help but fear and loathe them, yeah?

Now that you finally get the pain I feel having to deal with people copying my face AND personality, let's kick it into high gear!

Eat up Nobbu's Atsumori and drive as fast as you can, red rocket! This time, I'll open up the wings and leave our competition in the dust!

Nero

Oh no you don't, you fools!

Oda Nobunaga

Hey! What the hell!? Attacking us while we're transforming? RUDE! Isn't that against the rules!?

Oh crap, we're falling over! Stand us back up, Racer X! Throttle those controls like they're a Saber!

Mysterious Racer X

Don't worry, I've got this! I've just got to use the steering wheel to land a counterattack in the direction we're falling in!

Fran

Uhh! Now's my chance...! Your left's wide open!

Nero

...! She got alongside me while I was distracted by Nobunaga on our right!

Professor M

Well done! Excellent strategy, Fran. You're going to make a wonderful racer someday.

Hm, or would that be a wonderful vehicle...brain?

Well, I suppose it doesn't matter if it's the racer or the vehicle that excels. All that matters is being top-notch.

Still, don't you think you're being a little too courteous?

A true race is like a joust. You're supposed to throw down a gauntlet when you pass your opponent!

For example...raining down a hail of bullets upon a vulnerable flank!

Nero

Salty Maid!

Altria Alter

(While eating a popsicle) Mrry mot, I mall mrike mem mall mown!

Babbage

Unbelievable! She truly did manage to strike down all of M's bullets, and with nothing but a wooden mop! I suppose it goes to show one shouldn't trifle with a British maid!

Professor M

Incredible! No wonder she is Britain's legendary king! It seems my peashooter is unequal to the task!

But what about a rocket? Take this! The Dynamics of an

Fran

...! We're losing our balance! No NPs! No N!

Professor M

Oops.

Fran

Uhhh! Stupid Papa!

Babbage

Professooor!

Professor M

My apologies! I'm afraid I lost myself in the moment! There is something about HER name I simply couldn't abide!

Nero

Well done, Salty Maid! But the other teams are catching up. I am trusting you to handle our defense!

Altria Alter

Mmf mmrse. Mi mall make mem meg mor mermy.

Nero

Umu, I cannot understand a word you are saying, but I can tell what you are thinking!

We shall pass any who dare to get in front of us! If anyone gets alongside us, we shall send them flying!

And no matter how far apart from the pack we may stand, we shall not let off the accelerator until we have crossed the finish line! Is that not right!?

Altria Alter

...Mes, mat'th might. Mut mhy mare mou miming?

Nero

Smiling? Am I?

...I see. I had not noticed it myself, but I suppose I am having fun!

I may not care for you, but it has been quite enjoyable running this race together!

We are truly like two sisters with the same goal! I have never enjoyed myself this much in any other race to date!

Altria Alter

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I trust this goes without saying, but do not let your guard down. This race is coming to an end. There is no telling what sort of surprises we may yet face.

Nero

Umu! Worry not, partner, I shall take care of everything! I have no fear whatsoever that we will lose to our rivals!

After all...the greatest enemy I must defeat is you, not them!