Fate/Grand Order story · Events, Eternal Tropical Summer Altar, Luluhawa Ver. 2.0

My Revolution 3

Eternal Tropical Summer Altar, Luluhawa Ver. 2.0. Waikiki Street

2 scenes, 109 lines

1. Before the battle

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Demons

Graaaaaah!

Vlad III

Sing, Kazikli Bey.

Demons

Skreeeeee!

Mordred

Ha! You took out my knight-classes just like that! Guess they don't call you humankind's greatest warrior for nothing.

Vlad III

Mordred, Prince of Darkness. Your death throes shall be as the cock's crow, signaling the end of this long night.

Mordred

Oh yeah? Guess it's your holy gun against my wicked pistol then. Let's find out once and for all whether it's you humans or us demons who were meant to rule the world!

Moriarty

Aaand cut!! Good work, you two! Excellent emoting!

Vlad III

I'm glad to hear that.

Miss Crane

(Gasp!) Ahhhhhh! Ghhh!

Altria Caster

Whoa! Are you okay!?

Miss Crane

The feels... So many feels... I don't think I can take this.

And this is just the rehearsal! What's going to happen to me when we get to the real thing!?

Altria Caster

What's going to happen to you?

Well, long story short, you'll die.

E:Miss Crane

Hooraaay! I knew iiit!

Mash

Please calm down, Miss Crane! It's okay! You're just having one of your (usual) fits!

Moriarty

Just roll her out of here! I'm used to this from her by now. She'll sort herself out sooner or later.

Mordred

So hey, did we really have to play pretend like that?

Moriarty

Have you ever worked as a model before? You have not, correct? Then how do you expect to suddenly start making the kind of convincing expressions and poses we need for the photos?

That's why we're having you play pretend, to help you get into character and make the expressions we need.

Mordred

Hmm. I guess that makes sense.

Altria Caster

You make a great villain, Mo. Between being the Knight of Treachery and a wicked prince, it's like you were born for the role.

Mordred

Was that supposed to be a compliment, Manny?

Altria Caster

Of course!

Monster

Besides, this playing pretend stuff is fun!

Altria Caster

It can talk!?

Habetrot

Don't worry, it's just me. I made a costume from some of the leftover material!

Your choice

It really does feel like we're on a movie set now.

Habetrot

?!

Moriarty

If we're going to make a photo collection with real depth, we need to draw out the full potential of all the story aspects.

Here, this is the plan I threw together. I wrote it in about an hour, so it's more ideas sketched in brief than a proper plan as such, but nevertheless.

Altria Caster

Oh man! This is thicker than most of the books I've read!

Mash

Um, let's see...

The photo collection will be titled "Ever Dark, Battlefront of Endless Night." Its theme will be "stylish occult gunplay."

Humans and demons battle for supremacy in a fictional future London shrouded in endless night.

Moriarty

Vlad is the humans' strongest warrior, and the leader of the Royal Demon Eradication Agency. Mordred is a child of destiny born to human and demon parents.

The story's main appeal will be in the two protagonists overcoming their differences and coming together to defeat the true villain.

Now then, we'd better get to work. Come to your senses already, Miss Crane!

...No, wait. That's the opposite of what we need now. Give in to the chaos, Miss Crane!

Moriarty

What about our support staff? Have they arrived yet?

Miss Crane

Oh yes, they're all here and ready to begin. First up, the human team!

Diarmuid

Human warrior Diarmuid, at your service! There is nothing and no one my crimson and gold pistols cannot pierce.

Anastasia

I'll make sure the demons pay for their crimes. My Mystic Eyes will sniff them out no matter where they try to hide.

Miss Crane

And this is the demon team!

Charlemagne

Hey there! I'm Demon Baron Charlemagne! We're gonna have so much fun slaughtering humans left and right, Xu Fu!

Xu Fu

You say that as casually as if we're about to go bowling or something... I mean, ahem. Xufufufufu! Prepare to die, humans.

Altria Caster

Those are some very impressive teams, but I don't see a lot of thematic consistency between them.

Charlemagne

Hahaha! Just wait until the real show begins!

We'll have consistency out the wazoo once we put on the costumes Miss Crane made for us!

Diarmuid

I never thought I would be able to repay for my outfit like this. Rest assured that I, Diarmuid Ua Duibhne, will gladly play my part!

Moriarty

It seems Count Vlad's kindness for Miss Crane et al. has paid off in an unexpected fashion.

Anyway, it seems all the main actors have arrived now. Would you dress the extras as well once they show up?

Miss Crane

Leave it to me!

Mash

You mean there's going to be people besides Vlad and Mordred taking part?

Moriarty

Indeed. I thought we would handle this shoot as though it were a true reenactment.

Mash

A reenactment? What's that?

Moriarty

Recreations of historical events performed for fun or academic study.

For example, a reenactment of the Battle of Austerlitz from the nineteenth century could be done for amusement, or by researchers to gain a better perspective on how the events played out.

Of course, in our case, we'll be reenacting an entirely fictional battle, so perhaps it's more akin to a LARP?

But let's set aside definitions for now.

I put out a call to people with time to spare and asked them to take part in this reenactment as extras.

Altria Caster

Oh wow, this is all way bigger than I was expecting. It really does feel like an actual war.

Mordred

Hell yeah! We're gonna make a big ruckus and rub it right in the damn Normalization Committee's face!

Hey, I know! Master! Mash! Manny! You guys should all get in on this, too!

Mash

Us!?

Mordred

Yeah! We've got way more costumes than we know what to do with anyway, thanks to Crane and Habbycat!

Moriarty

That's a wonderful idea. Go on, Master. Enjoy yourself.

Don't worry. We can at least treat you to lunch for your trouble.

Miss Crane

Okay, MasP, come with me, and we'll get you all suited up.

Your choice

Aah!

Moriarty

There we are. Now we are set to cause quite a ruckus.

Okay, what's next on the agenda... Ah, here we go. We'll be photographing scenes 5-A, 8, and 12-C all in one go.

Of course, the photo layouts need polish, too... Suffice to say, there's still a long road ahead!

Not to mention I expect Mordred to get another harebrained idea any moment now.

But no matter! Whatever happens next, I will face it!

I'm not about to merely march to my own beat. I'm going to dance to it, too. Why? Because I'm James freaking Moriarty!

2. After the battle

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Miss Crane

...Well, we may not have taken the most straightforward path to get here...

...but at long last, we've managed to complete our second ever doujin.

Habetrot

Yay! We did it!

Mordred

Hehe, feels good, man!

Vlad III

I am touched beyond words. This is nothing if not a miracle.

Miss Crane

Yes, it is. And it's thanks to all of you.

But the one who contributed the most is

Moriarty

...

Mordred

Hey. Is he...?

Vlad III

I can't say I'm surprised. He's been working like a man possessed. I can scarcely count the hats he wore during this process. It was truly a great accomplishment.

Habetrot

(Sniff... Sob...) Thank you, Moriarty.

Mordred

Man, now that's the face of a guy who went out doing what he loved. I hope I can die looking that content.

Moriarty

I'm not dead!

Ghh! M-my back... There's something wrong with my back!

Oh for... Shoo, shoo. Get out of here.

Miss Crane

James Moriarty.

Moriarty

Ow, ow, ow... Hm? What is it?

Miss Crane

You took the fragments of our respective dreams and wove them together into a single tapestry.

I can't thank you enough.

And I'm so sorry for all the hardships we put you through.

Moriarty

Hmph, you can say that again. I've never had my perfect calculations go so horribly awry.

But my biggest blunder was how deeply involved I got. I only invited you all to form this club as an experiment, but soon, I became a full-fledged member myself.

Ahh, I swear, there's no one more troublesome to deal with than a creator!

Miss Crane

Oh my. Hehehe.

Moriarty

What? What is it?

Miss Crane

Oh, nothing. Your smile was just so wonderfully bright and happy. That's all.

Moriarty

Hmm...

Well, I guess that's all right. You're supposed to smile and enjoy yourself at summer festivals, y'know!