Queen of Blood-Soaked Tomatoes

Oh my... What a pain.

Why do I have to clean my own castle?

This isn't... This isn't a job for nobility! Argh! Out, damned spot! It's not coming out!

I keep rubbing it and rubbing it, but it's like a pig who won't squeal no matter how much you whip it!

...There she is, Senpai! It's the wicked witch from the fairy tales!

Fou, fooouu!

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Oh... Sorry, I wasn't thinking. We have to be sneaky, right Master?

Damn this stupid spot! I'm all out of patience! Take that! Phantom Maiden!

There. Blew the whole thing to pieces. That'll do. Good job, me.

I am one of the most famous vampires on the planet... I must be terrifying, beautiful, and merciless!

...It's so noisy outside, though. How many fireworks are they setting off?

Oh my, how ugly! She's like a Berserker, almost!

Look, my husband! She's not putting in any effort! Of course, my cleaning skill is A+++ rank.

Ahhhh! H-How long have you people been there?

Um, Kiyohime... I don't remember you having that skill.

I do. Look, I can burn burnable trash, and non-burnable trash. With my mouth.

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You saw me, didn't you? You saw the dark, bloody banquet of Carmilla!

Did you guys see a bloody banquet? I didn't...

There was a banquet! You guys just couldn't see it! I cooked the tomatoes!

I see... That's why your nails are red. I was sure that's the realAhem. Excuse me.

This is a theme park of dreams. Only unhappy fairy tales are allowed here!

Anyway Carmilla, why are you getting so heated over cleaning?

...Humph. That stupid girl ordered me to.

Aarrgh! Why does the Grail even exist? Why did I end up a Servant?

The Grail? You mean THE Grail?

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Yes. You may not believe it, but it's true. Its power is what forced me to do this.

Oh my... That must be terrible. But...how fascinating.

If the Grail grants a Servant's wish, then... Hehehe... If I can get my hands on it...

Fufufufufufu!

Fou, fooou!

...I know I can't be one to talk, but don't you think she's as dangerous as the fireworks outside?

Hahaha. She's more of a land mine than a firework.

Silence, you.

So far, I've been playing tourist, but now my goal has changed.

I'm going to defeat the mistress of this castle and get the Grail. You're okay with that, right, my husband?

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Oh my! You're so happy you shook your head both up and down AND side to side.

Enough talking, then.

You, Servant whose name I don't know. Will you lead us to the mistress of this castle?

You think I will? I, Carmilla the Vampire?

My role is to entertain the guests. Now, enjoy this blood-freezing terror!

That concludes my warm-up. Glad to see you have spirit, pigs.

After I've brought you to your knees, I'll collar you and keep you as pets.

Of course, as my slaves, you'll have to clean for me!

Now, are you ready? I'll use my Phantom Maiden to paint the walls with your blood!

Um, wouldn't that just make an even bigger mess?

Grr... That stupid dragon girl with her songs and dancing... No true noble would do such a thing...

Hehehe, but perhaps this is for the best... Oh, I'm about to...

GYAN!

No slacking off from your cleaning by playing dead.

(Sob, sob...)

So the dragon girl's got the Grail, huh? I wonder what she wished for.

Well, I can guess.

I see. So both Mata Hari and Carmilla have fallen. Are the little Puppies suffering?

Of course. Life itself is suffering. Most people are always suffering.

But at the same time, most suffering can be alleviated with the softness of a paw, or perhaps a tail.

In other words, they don't suffer that much at all. By the way, do we have enough carrot cake?

I see. Then make them suffer more. More cruelty! More despair!

That's the most important part of this Halloween party!

First I've heard of it, but sure thing! Kitty's ready for the banquet!

Now come, little Puppies! Come to me!

I'll give you a welcome to make you wish you were never born!