Project 3B: Let's Give Them Roman Armor

Waha.

Am I the Rose Emperor?

Rome!

Hmm. While this is a first for me in many respects, it still doesn't compare to the rigors I faced in Gaul.

After all, I came, I'm seeing, and it sure feels like I've already conquered!

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Yeah, as you're probably imagining right now, it did seem like it was shaping up to a big old Roman spectacle.

Which is why we had them pare things back a little for this go-round.

But that doesn't mean I'm here alone. I also brought the one person I trust more than anyone. That would, of course, be

Me!

Hehehe. So these are the darling little creatures we need to lead into battle, yes?

Fortunately, true beauty easily transcends species. It is a common language unto itself.

Thus, with Lord Caesar's unmatched brilliance and charisma alongside my peerless beauty, victory is as good as ours!

Together, we will show you exactly what the ultimate husband and wife team is capable of!

Oh wow, you ARE beautiful. And you seem so mature...

Y-you could be just as beautiful if you tried, Sister. I mean, this is you we're talking about.

Hehe. I sense beauty in you two as well. The beauty of pairs, and of simplicity.

What's more, I can also tell the beauty auraor, as I like to say, beaurayou exude from within is that of...a married woman!

Putting your Servant appearance aside...you ARE married, aren't you?

Uh, yes...I suppose I am. Or at least, I used to be.

Used to be?

Yes. To make a long story short...my husband was killed.

Normally, he would have been the one to lead our people into battle, but...

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I see. I'm sorry. I spoke without thinking.

It's only natural to wish to know more about the beautiful people one encounters.

Surely it's the same for you as well, no?

Which is why I'd like to offer you this coupon to our Beaura Parlor.

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Our goal is to let women everywhere enjoy some of her beauty and feel relaxed by the services.

While we do make a...very healthy profit, we also have plenty of testimonials from satisfied customers. You should come and see for yourself.

Oh yes, we'd love to have you.

I bet our brand-new cobra detox will make you even more beautiful than you are now.

In fact, maybe we could even have a new Beaura Parlor built here. It is such a lovely, tropical setting.

You mean a second branch? Not a bad idea. I'll have to give it some thought.

With luck, you can look like us!

Go for that smooth skin!

Okay, that's enough of that. Our business today isn't...business.

Right now, it's time for you to focus on your skills as a military leader, Caesar.

Of course. I understand.

Very well then, let us head out to battle!