Fate/Grand Order story · Events, Serial Mythological Theater, Mississippi Mythicizers

Section 4: The Long Road to Mythdom (2/3)

Serial Mythological Theater, Mississippi Mythicizers. St. Louis

4 scenes, 44 lines

1. Before the battle

3 lines
King Plesiosaurus

Skreee!

Anning

Stay back, Plesio. These things aren't worthy to face you.

I'll tenderize this fodder till it practically melts in your mouth!

2. After the battle

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Anning

(Huff, huff...) 'Bout time they gave up... All right, Plesio, dig in. Be sure to clean your plate.

King Plesiosaurus

Skreee!

D:King Plesiosaurus

(Munch, munch, munch)

Anning

...You okay, baby? You're looking a little gaunt.

(Does the Mississippi mud not agree with him? Or is it...)

Well, there's nowhere left for us to go anyway. We'll just have to find a way to survive out here...

D:Daikokuten

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Super Bunyan

Félicitations! This oughta keep the debt collectors off your backs for a while.

Nemo

The production is still deep in debt, though...

Super Bunyan

I'll keep doing everything I can to recoup the costs...starting with more marketing!

Voyager

Wow! What a huge cover-up!

Super Bunyan

Nothing can keep my delightful employés down for long. This statue will serve as a reminder of that for all to see.

Now then... Fujimaru, Mash, there's something else I wanted to ask for your help with!

Mash

I'm getting a weirdly bad feeling about this...

3. Before the battle

11 lines

"Kansas City, the barbecue capital of the Midwest! Once again today, bullets will fly amid the search for the ultimate beef!"

J:Brisket Boy

The Hickory Hill family's got y'all surrounded! When it comes to brisket, we don't settle for nothin' less than the biggest and the best!

I:Pitmaster Patty

I don't think so! The Calamity Ranch ain't goin' down without a fight!

K:Babe the Blue Ox

Mo... Moooooo!?

"It's do or die! Kill or be killed! Eat or be eaten! This fiery festival of furious flavor continues with no end in sight!"

Super Bunyan

Thanks so much for your patience, everyone! I can finally pay you!

Cast Members

You're late!

Mash

They're all absolutely furious! A fight's breaking out!

Your choice

Just how long did she keep them waiting...?

Looks like we're about to get smoked...

Mash

?!

4. After the battle

16 lines
Super Bunyan

I guess you all were pretty stressed, huh? Do you feel better now?

Billy

Hey, personally, we don't mind a little waitin'...

...but didja forget about these here extras?

Villagers (Extras)

If you're not gonna pay us, at least feed us! We'll settle for a taste of Babe!

Asterios

Th-th-they're gonna eat me...! S-s-stay back, or...or I'll eat you, instead!

Mash

Asterios is so lost in his method acting that he's fighting them as if he were an actual ox! We need to calm him down!

Super Bunyan

Then, let's have a makeup barbecue! Everyone in town can come, not just my employés!

Jane

Ooh, that sounds like a real hoot! I knew you wouldn't let us down, Bunyan. But you'd better keep your promise this time, ya hear?

Super Bunyan

Of course. I've never broken a promise. Some just take a little longer to keep than others.

Billy

So, how you fixin' to rustle up enough meat to feed all these folks?

Super Bunyan

Oh, there's more than enough juicy Jurassics in the Mississippi to go around. We'll grill you a whole new flavor!

Mash

That's all well and good in theory, but...who's going to actually procure the meat? Or is there even a point in asking?

Your choice

Looks like it's time to put our hunting hats on!

I'll have you know I'm very particular about barbecue.

Mash

?!

Super Bunyan

You're the best, Fujimaru. This'll be great. We'll all enjoy a taste of the Jurassic Period together!