Fate/Grand Order story · Events, GUDAGUDA Honnoji

Act 4: Overwhelming Victory!! GUDAGUDA Tenka Fubu

GUDAGUDA Honnoji. Honnoji

2 scenes, 66 lines

1. Before the battle

44 lines
Demon Archer

I'm getting tired of this, actually...

Mash

But that's so irresponsible!

Okita Souji

This is all your fault to begin with, so you'd better see it till the end!

Mash

Okita, what was your relationship like with Demon Archer in your home world?

Demon Archer

I don't know what to say... She's annoying. Especially when she warps around.

Okita Souji

Look who's talking!

If you hadn't tried to convert the Grail into a bomb, this never would've happened!

Mash

You turned the Grailinto a bomb!?

Demon Archer

Yes, I planned to use it as a superweapon to turn things around.

But I screwed up and fell headfirst into the reactor core as it was reconstructing...

Because of that, my powers were taken and weird creatures were born. It's unbelievable.

Mash

I don't understand, but now I know that you were up to some crazy things...

Okita Souji

Oh, we made it here while she was blabbing. This is the heart of this Singularity, Osaka... I think?

Demon Archer

This is clearly some European town...

???

Fwahahaha! Welcome, mongrels!

Mash

Th-This voice!

Toyotomi Gilyoshi

It is I, Toyotomi Gilyoshi! King of Heroes and ruler of Zipangu, the Land of Gold!

All the treasures of this world, be they gold, or really nice tea sets, are all mine, hah!

Dr. Roman

Man, this situation is really getting out of hand. "Hah?"

Demon Archer

Hmm... He kind of reminds me of Monkey.

Toyotomi Gilyoshi

Don't be mistaken, mongrels. This amount of mud won't even shake my being! I'm here on a different matter!

Mash

A different matter?

Toyotomi Gilyoshi

I won't allow you to forget! I'm speaking of the time I bestowed treasures upon you! I offered you the finest gifts...

...yet you mongrels greedily said how Rome's was better, or how you wanted the Dark ones!

I wanted those too! I... I suffered too... I suffered greatly.

Why... Why didn't anyone... come to my 10 Summons...

Dr. Roman

He said it wasn't going to shake his being, but things have become disappointing for the King of Heroes.

Toyotomi Gilyoshi

I won't give up. Some things are beautiful because you don't own them. Heh, that's the healthy way to look at it.

Now I build my power to prepare for the next event.

I'm gathering gold and plain tea sets from this country, so that next time I can show people who the true king is!

Your choice

Man, this is... Yeah.

Give me a 5-star next time!

Toyotomi Gilyoshi

?!

Mash

Calm down Senpai! I don't know what the King of Heroes is talking about...

...But since he seems like the last boss, let's defeat him and go home to sleep!

To be honest, I'm getting tired. In more ways than one!

Toyotomi Gilyoshi

Hmph. I am the sun itself, yet you point your blade at me, mongrel? Very well, Hanbei, Kanbei. Give me a plan!

Takenaka Andersen

I ain't got one, moron. What's with this low-quality world setting!

It doesn't make any sense! I told them not to make a 2D show into a 3D movie!

Kuroda Mephisto

Such a shame! Such an awful, terrible shame! But, this is a rare chance, right?

In Asia we say, "Dance or explode, fellow idiots!" So let's take this chance to go boom!

Huh? Have I not been showing up as often lately? Aww, you're kidding me!

Don't you think Christmas Mephisto might just have a shot of happening?

Mash

No, I do not!

2. After the battle

22 lines
Toyotomi Gilyoshi

I can't believe I lost... My body falls and disappears with the dew...

Uruk is just a dream within a dream... Act now to...become an Uruk citizen... (dies)

Takenaka Andersen

Okay, we're done. Now my role is finished here.

I liked the sound of "Takenaka Andersen" so I played along, but I'm sick of that laughing idiot's voice.

This whole Japan setting is bad news, anyway. I might run into some crazy nun at any moment.

Make sure you guys don't do this too much, okay? These marathons are best if you don't do them for too long.

Kuroda Mephisto

A shame! A disappointment! Still, the famed fairy tale author sure is nice, huh?

I'm not exactly sure who was talking there, but I'll offer you this tea pot as a present.

Mash

Thank you very kindly...

Kuroda Mephisto

The simple and subdued culture of the Far East fascinates me! Exploding tea pots! How eccentric!

Let's all count down together! Three, two, one!

Mash

What? This explodes? Wh-What do we do Senpai?

Your choice

Get down!

Mash

Right! Senpai, hurry and get behind my shield! Hold me close! As close as you can!

Your choice

Throw it away!

Mash

R-Right! I will throw this as far as I, Mash Kyrielight, possibly can!

?!

Demon Archer

Don't worry, only Matsunaga's teapot explodes. Yoink! ...Yep, seems it's the core of that transformed Grail.

Now my power will return, and we'll be all set...

Mash

Huh? Archer?

Okita Souji

Archer... You can't be!

Demon Archer?

Indeed... Everything is according to keikaku...