Assignment Event: The Cursing Serpent God

Senpai, I'm told there's a terrifying serpent god who lives in this cave cursing people to death and eating their remains.

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Guess that means I'm up, then! I'm an old hand when it comes to getting rid of snakes and stuff.

That's great, Mori. I'm glad you're here to help.

Oh yeah. A giant snake that was supposed to be a good omen or some shit appeared right before battle once, but then I killed him and ate him.

'Course, I guess he ended up having the last laugh, since I died too not long after. Hahahahaha!

I-I see. I'm, um, glad you're here to help...possibly...

...Leave now, foolish humans.

Wh-who's there!? Are you the serpent god who's been cursing people to death!?

Foolish humans. I am just the victim of slanderous accusations... It's all a smear campaign.

I have never cursed anyone, let alone killed and eaten them.

It has always been humans' way to lay blame on what they do not understand whenever things take a turn for the worse.

So I would much rather stay here and read my book in peace than get mixed up in this GUDAGUDA nonsense.

So you can turn right around and go back the way you came.

Hahahahaha! A talking snake, huh? That's great! Hey, Master, break out the firewood! We're having snake hot pot tonight!

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No prying, all right? Just go away and leave me alone already!

The hell? How'd a woman get inside a giant snake!?

Dammit... I swore this was going to be the year I didn't get mixed up in any GUDAGUDA nonsense.

Medusa... I never thought you would turn out to be the serpent god...

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Yes, yes... I know.

(Said in the monotone to end all monotones) I'm a Servant who's good at Petrification and stuff. Thanks for having me.

I'm Meduthe cursed serpent god. I don't really feel up to fighting now, so I'm hoping for a desk job.

The serpent god pledged her loyalty to you. (You can now choose her as an NPC.)