Fate/Grand Order story · Events, Serial Mythological Theater, Mississippi Mythicizers

Section 2: Walking the Wrong Way on Positivity Row (2/3)

Serial Mythological Theater, Mississippi Mythicizers. Memphis

4 scenes, 101 lines

1. Before the battle

12 lines
Mash

This Jurassicified jungle seems like just the kind of place a giant, prehistoric animal would take up residence.

Now, where could that serpent have run off to...?

Did you just see something, Senpai?

Your choice

I think it wants us to follow it. Let's find out!

Come on, let's see where it takes us!

Mash

?!

Right, Master!

There! We found the serpent!

Your choice

It's about time!

Did that other creature lead us here...?

Mash

?!

Come on, Master, let's hurry and capture it!

2. After the battle

27 lines
Mash

I'm happy to report that we managed to capture the serpent!

Super Bunyan

Félicitations! I knew you two could do it!

Delightful Rider

Now we can finally shoot the rest☆

Cleopatra

Not on your life.

Super Bunyan

Are you sure I can't change your mind? All my other employés in this town would love to see the end.

Mash

Really!?

Super Bunyan

They believe if we can release a complete edition, it'll become a legend. My employés are nothing if not big dreamers.

That's why Ino, we need to do our best not to disappoint.

Cleopatra

Please don't look at me like that. You'll get me dreaming again.

Super Bunyan

Well, until the day that dream becomes reality, I hope you'll all keep praying to...this statue!

Next, I'd like to head into one of the Mississippi River's tributaries. There, we have three things to take care of.

Mash

Y-you mean there are even more!?

Your choice

Just how many projects did you start?

Just how many movies did you film?

Mash

?!

Delightful Rider

No matter how many we film, there are so many others I still want to do. Ahh, aren't movies wonderful☆

Super Bunyan

I couldn't have done anything without my trusty employés and loyal followers.

Knowing they're all waiting for my next project is pure bliss. Now, come on! We've got our work cut out for us!

Mash

(I get the sense the work will all fall to us again...)

– Meanwhile –

Anning

Theeere we go. Who's a good boy? That's right, you are. I'm gonna pet you, okay? (Pet, pet, pet, pet)

G:Plesiosaurus

Squeee!

Anning

(Hmm. Still needs to bulk up a bit...)

Daikokuten

May we bring the rice balls now, Boss Anning?

Anning

Looks like rice alone isn't cutting it. I think he needs some variety in his diet.

Daikokuten

Really!? But rice is a perfectly nutritious food.

Anning

What can I say? He's still a growing boy...

3. Before the battle

32 lines

"And so, the valiant Perseus descended on his winged steed, Pegasus, to rescue Princess Andromeda!"

Perseus

It's all right, fair princess. You'll be safe now that I'm here!

Andromeda

Stay back, you idiot!

Perseus

Huh? Wait, why are you angry? I'm here to save you.

Andromeda

You're no match for him. No, it's not just you.

None can quell the wrath of such a god...

He's here!

Fearsome God

!

"This fearsome feature is coming to a screen near you!"

Cast

Are you kidding me!?

Super Bunyan

I know. I understand how you all feel.

But rest assured that I'm doing everything I can to get filming back on track.

Your choice

Is that really the problem?

I feel like we have more pressing matters here...

Mash

I agree.

I can barely keep up with all these productions going on.

?!

Super Bunyan

Once I decide to do something, I don't stop until the job's done. That's what a leader's supposed to do.

Unfortunately, after a series of unforeseeable mischances, we only had enough money to make that trailer...

Lakshmi

(Are we sure they were unforeseeable...?)

Rama

For that matter, why did you drag Lakshmi and me into a movie about a Greek myth?

India and Greece aren't exactly neighbors, you know.

Delightful Rider

We decided to think more globally for this production☆

Ganesha

Who made these casting decisions!?

Rama

I've heard about what you are trying to accomplish here, um...Super Bunyan.

But shutting down production and abandoning us with no more than a "Sorry 'bout this"?

This is utterly humiliating, and my fellow cast members will not stand for this either! You'll regret treating us like this!

Mash

...I don't think we can talk them out of this. Master!

Your choice

Guess we don't have any other choice... Let's go!

Come on, Mash. Let's help them get this out of their systems!

Mash

?!

Understood!

4. After the battle

30 lines
Rama

Ahh, I feel much better after that battle! Now I can return to filming with renewed purpose!

Ganesha

Seriously!?

Lakshmi

I think I should take this chance to leave the project. It would be safer for all involved...

Super Bunyan

I don't want to lose any one of you. You're all my valued employés, and I'm sure we can get through anything if we all do our best!

Rama

Well said! So, when does filming resume?

Super Bunyan

As soon as possible, but not yet! I'm afraid I need you to keep being patient while I attend to...other things.

Your choice

(I guess that's one way of saying "countless problems.")

(I guess that's one way of saying "debt and budget troubles.")

Mash

That's true, Senpai. There seem to be a lot of things tying our hands...

Super Bunyan

For now, let's start by making sure we have the funds to keep this location reserved until we can start filming again.

And that's a job only you two can do.

Mash

Meaning...?

Super Bunyan

Thanks for taking care of this, Fujimaru, Mash.

Your choice

(I can feel my inner Spartacus speaking to me!)

Spartacus

Rebellion, rebellion♪

Your choice

(I can feel my inner Astolfo speaking to me!)

Astolfo

If you don't wanna do it! Ditch it! That's what I'd do!

?!

Ganesha

Actually, I saw some mousey girls scurrying around earlier. "Companions" of yours, right?

Super Bunyan

I'd like to think so...but it seems they don't agree.

Ganesha

Too bad. They seemed like they'd be real good at making money.

Rama

I would guess they're assistants to a fairly high-ranking deity.

Lakshmi

I'd really prefer to avoid making things worse if I can help it...

Ganesha

Honestly, those things kind of gave me the heebie-jeebies.

I'm sure they're not really the deity they represent, but there's still something about them that reminded me of Papan...

Your choice

Okay, we'll take care of the fundraising! Just leave the Daikokuten out of this!

We'll do it, we'll do it! No need to get the Daikokuten involved!

Ganesha

?!

Super Bunyan

That's great! I'm counting on you guys, okay?