Moonsault Slipping

Noooooo! My ideal gaming lifestyleee!

Judge A: 9.90　　Judge B: 9.90 Judge C: 9.90　　Judge D: 9.90!

What incredible technique! The Master of Chaldea has wowed the judges with the highest score of all tiiime☆

It's over, Jinako. Senpai won.

Now come on, let me go. If you give yourself up now, you might get off with just salads for breakfast as a punishment!

What!? What's the point of being a Servant if you still have to diet!?

For that matter, I've still only lost three times, right!?

I could still win if I beat you four times in a row!

Fo fo fou fo. (Special Translation: Yeah, that's never happening.)

Guh! Even the mascot's turned against me!?

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(Sniff...) You're still being nice to me, after everything I did? Man, you even win perfectly...

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W-well, I guess it WOULD be kind of tough to win four times in a row. Like I said, I'm not really big on PVP.

I've always preferred solo games where you can play forever any way you like.

Fighting a one-on-one duel just isn't my style.

Okay, no more Holy Grail War sim. I'm letting BB go and shutting down SE.RA.PH right now☆

I gotta say though, that was pretty fun! GG, Fujimaru!

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Fou.

Oh, that's 'cause it's under BB's jurisdiction. She created SE.RA.PH and the Holy Grail, after all.

Okay, BB, that's enough. The operation's over no

...Heh.

Hehehehe! No, I don't think so. In fact, it's just getting started.

Using a virtual Holy Grail War to turn an imitation Holy Grail I was going to dispose of into a real one?

Making SE.RA.PH into an open-world game and forcing all of humanity to spend half their lives on busywork?

As a health management AI, I would never　　　 (usually) come up with a plan like that...

...but since it was Jinako Carigiri, a human, came up with the plan, I can absolutely get behind it.

So no, this Holy Grail War isn't ending anytime soon. Or at least, it won't until you defeat me.

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Hey, I'm not betraying anyone! Remember what I said at the beginning?

This is a Moonsault Operationa somersault performed by the moon that keeps you spinning round and round.

The whole point is to turn everything on its head, making allies into enemies and enemies into allies.

Really!? Then, that means you were actually manipulating me the whole time! Woo! Now I can't be held responsible for my actions!

No, Jinako. This was still very much your idea, and you'll need to be punished accordingly.

Besides, once you get SE.RA.PH going, it's impossible to shut it down midway!

It takes a shit ton of resources to make something like this, you know! I'm flat broke right now!

So, I'm not going to let you destroy SE.RA.PH without a fight! Not until the Holy Grail is fully grown and completed!

After all...

I decided this was the perfect chance for a little me time, so I made myself even cuter in my latest version update☆

Fo fooou! Fooou! (Special Translation: Aw man, she's not tan at all! This sucks!)

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Hmph. How're you so dense about most things, then weirdly observant about something like that? It's irritating, you know.

Anyway... Please understand.

Part of the job of a health management AI like me is caring for all of humanity's mental well-being.

If I'm going to do that job well, I need to make sure I'm always in top condition.

Plus, I still want to make a new event to replace Luluhawa one day.

So, I'm really sorry about this, but I'm going to make this pseudo Holy Grail into a real one...

...have SE.RA.PH dominate the MMO market, and take over Chaldea so I can power myself up even more!

You can try and stop me if you want, Fujimaru, but you'd better not expect me to take it easy on you.

I've seen tons of Holy Grail Wars before, and this time, I'll be the Master facing you.

Seems pretty obvious how this is going to end. By the time we're done, I'll have you squealing like a little pig...Senpai♡

...Uh, Fujimaru? I know this might be rich coming from me since I started this and all, but...

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Fou, fooou!

Yay! I'm so glad you understand! I'll help too, of course! Come on! Let's go show BB who's boss!