Fate/Grand Order story · Events, 15 Bespectacled Intellectuals

Section 1: They Live

15 Bespectacled Intellectuals. Chaldea Gate

3 scenes, 333 lines

1. Before the battle

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???

The way I see it, we should be grateful for our food, not critical of it.

Arjuna Alter

Hmm. You're saying we should gladly accept what we are given.

Nemo

I'd agree with that. If you ask me, we should be like deep-sea fish and eat whatever we can, whenever we can.

Saito Hajime

I gotta say, I like the way you think. ...But, uh, does that not take taste into account?

Cú Chulainn Alter

Hey. Servants don't actually NEED to eat. Let's not forget that.

So if we are gonna eat, might as well make sure it's the good stuff.

Your choice

I definitely prefer tasty food, so...

Cú Chulainn Alter

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Arjuna Alter

Well of course you do. You rely on it to survive and thrive, after all.

Oda Nobukatsu

By the way, Saito or whatever, there's something I wanted to ask you.

Saito Hajime

"Or whatever"...? Ah, fine.

What is it?

Oda Nobukatsu

Be straight with me: What did the people of your time think of Sister?

Saito Hajime

What'd they think of her?

Hmm... Honestly, I don't think they had any opinions on her, really.

Saito Hajime

I mean, we were literally carrying the fate of Japan on our shoulders back then.

We had way too much on our plate to worry about some random daimyo from the Warring States period.

Saito Hajime

That being said...Lady Nobunaga's name was definitely invoked to criticize the shogunate sometimes.

Cú Chulainn Alter

There's only so much nasty food I can stomach. How much can you handle?

???

As much as I have to.

Arjuna Alter

...You're quite modest for a hero.

???

The leader of a dying nation can't afford to be a picky eater, you know.

Whoops. I hope I didn't say too much.

All I mean is, we mustn't forget to count our blessings at the end of the day.

Your choice

As in...to God?

???

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Saito Hajime

I mean, think about it. Historically, we went from Oda Nobunaga to Toyotomi Hideyoshi to Tokugawa Ieyasu, right?

So as far as the Tokugawa shogunate was concerned, Hideyoshi might've been noteworthy as Lady Nobunaga's retainer, but as for Nobunaga herself, well...

Oda Nobukatsu

Grrr!

That arrogant brat! He was just the Imagawa clan's errand boy! And what would the people of your era know about Sister, anyway!?

Saito Hajime

Well, yeah. I mean, how COULD they know her?

Oh, there was this one guy from the Edo period, Arai Hakuseki. I remember he had some pretty choice words for Nobunaga in his books.

Oda Nobukatsu

What!? How dare he!? I am SO gonna review bomb him for this!

Saito Hajime

Then we get to the Bakumatsu period, when we Shinsengumi were around, and folks started to hold her in high regard.

Makes sense, since the tide was turning against the Tokugawa shogunate by then. But it just goes to show how fickle people are.

Oda Nobukatsu

Well of course they held her in high regard! Sister should be seen as humanity's crowning achievement no matter the era!

Saito Hajime

The same thing happened with the Shinsengumi. People couldn't make up their minds about us either.

History's a fickle mistress, that's for damn sure.

Oda Nobukatsu

By the way, Sister's Master, what do YOU think of her?

Your choice

Excessively GUDAGUDA.

Oda Nobukatsu

...One of these days, I'm going to have to sit you down and explain in excruciating detail why you're wrong.

Saito Hajime

Now, now. Let's just take it easy, 'kay?

Your choice

Super scary.

Oda Nobukatsu

Huh, you think so? ...Well, I guess you've got a point...

But there's more to her than just her frightening aura. Huh? You're aware?

All right, that's fine then.

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Arjuna Alter

I agree that it's important to be thankful for the food we're given, regardless of the taste.

However, I don't think that's the same as deciding whether or not to pursue delicious food.

It's natural for humans to desire and enjoy delicious food, or want to share that experience with others.

Though of course, moderation in all things should be a guiding principle.

???

I see. Well, I don't have any reason to disagree with that.

People's opinions change along with their social standing, thought process, ethics, and environment, including their time period.

But that's just my opinion. I'm not trying to force it on you all.

Still, at times, the very fact that we spoke out about something can have a significant impact on others.

Cú Chulainn Alter

Then we can just keep our mouths shut.

Arjuna Alter

I don't see a need for that. Any influence we have would be relegated to when we were still alive.

???

Basically, yes.

Now then, Master of Chaldea, I think it's time we ended our break and were on our way.

Oh, and while I know this goes without saying...

Your choice

Okay guys, glasses on.

???

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Correct.

...Ah, dammit. This is hopeless.

Your choice

I've seen a lot of crazy things on a Rayshift, but...

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Saito Hajime

Yeah, we've landed ourselves in one hell of a weird place.

Oda Nobukatsu

Didn't they say we'd be Rayshifting to Europe?

Arjuna Alter

We seem to be in the modern era, but...

Cú Chulainn Alter

...I don't smell a damn thing. Don't sense anything, either.

Saito Hajime

Yeah. It's just an ordinary office building hallway.

Your choice

It's so ordinary, it's weird.

Arjuna Alter

Indeed.

That this place was chosen as the destination of a Rayshift is already strange enough.

Your choice

What in the world is going on here?

Saito Hajime

Beats me.

Fortunately...well, I guess fortunately, there's no sign of any other people or animals.

Oda Nobukatsu

Whatever. Let's just get this mission over with.

My Sister energy is depleting as we speak!

?!

Oh, right, I just remembered. Are our comms working here, Sister's Master?

Your choice

Doesn't look like it.

Oda Nobukatsu

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Huh.

I can't tell whether it's just bad reception or something actively blocking communications.

I wonder what Sister would make of it...

Saito Hajime

Well, if nothing else, I'm sure dressed for the occasion. I feel like I blend in here perfectly.

Hm?

Arjuna Alter

Is something wrong?

Saito Hajime

Nah. I just realized I feel a little off.

Arjuna Alter

...Now that you mention it, I feel strangely heavy, as well.

Nemo

So do I.

If I'm typically a dolphin, right now I feel more like a horse mackerel.

Your choice

So, you're all feeling off?

Nemo

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Arjuna Alter

It feels as though I'm under some kind of pressure. However, I don't think it should have any effect on my performance.

Cú Chulainn Alter

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Saito Hajime

What? Why're you poking at the walls?

Cú Chulainn Alter

...There's nothing here.

(It's too empty. Something ain't right. The hell's going on?)

(Every other Singularity we've been to's had at least some residual magical energy.)

(But I don't even feel that here...which means this place is already done for.)

(So what's weakening us, and how?)

Arjuna Alter

Well, we won't learn anything standing around here. Let's begin searching for at least some sort of clue.

Oda Nobukatsu

The more we explore, the more it looks like just another office building.

Your choice

There's nothing out there, is there?

Saito Hajime

Sounds like some B-rated horror movie title.

Your choice

Guess we'll just have to keep looking.

Arjuna Alter

Agreed. Though it's a shame we don't have any leads.

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Oda Nobukatsu

All right, we may as well keep going then.

Cú Chulainn Alter

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Oda Nobukatsu

What about you? Are you just going to stand there?

Cú Chulainn Alter

I've got something to do.

Oda Nobukatsu

Hmm, is that so. Well, whatever.

Saito Hajime

Okay, here's our report.

We found documents about the company that used to be in this building, but no personal belongings.

Oda Nobukatsu

And obviously, the phones are all dead.

Arjuna Alter

The electronicsthat is, the computers, still work but they only show login screens.

Unfortunately, I don't know the login credentials, so I got no further.

We might be able to learn more if we could contact Chaldea, but since we can't...

Cú Chulainn Alter

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Saito Hajime

I can't see anything outside the windows. It's pitch-black.

Oda Nobukatsu

Maybe we should take a look at what's outside?

Saito Hajime

...It's probably safer not to until we know what's going on in here.

Nemo

I agree. We should first make sure this building is

Cú Chulainn Alter

Arjuna.

Arjuna Alter

...Yes?

Cú Chulainn Alter

You just feel something?

Arjuna Alter

Hm? If you mean the presence of hostile entities, then no, I don't sense anything.

Cú Chulainn Alter

Gotcha...

Arjuna Alter

Why do you ask? Is something wrong?

Cú Chulainn Alter

Something just attacked me.

Arjuna Alter

...!!!

Your choice

Huh!?

Arjuna Alter

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Saito Hajime

Everyone, close ranks around Master!

Oda Nobukatsu

Huh? Wh-where did that come from!? Keep your head down until we know it's safe, Sister's Master!

Nemo

It's all clear over here! Can you tell us what's going on here, Cú Chulainn Alter!?

Arjuna Alter

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You said something attacked you, yes? What was it exactly?

Cú Chulainn Alter

...I don't know.

Arjuna Alter

...What?

Cú Chulainn Alter

Don't look at me like that. I don't know what I don't know.

I didn't feel, smell, or see anything nearby.

Dammit. That's the first time I've been wounded by something I can't make heads or tails of.

Arjuna Alter

You're saying it was that fast?

Cú Chulainn Alter

If it were just too fast to see, I'd know.

It isn't just that I was blindsided; I couldn't even tell what was happening.

Arjuna Alter

I sehuh!?

...It seems I've just been attacked, too. My Spirit Origin is damaged.

Your choice

Arjuna!?

Arjuna Alter

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This is...quite a strange experience.

The fact that we've been attacked means there must be something here...

...but I have no idea what it could be.

Saito Hajime

Think it's got something to do with us being weakened?

Cú Chulainn Alter

Nah, it ain't that.

Weakened or not, Servants are still weapons.

I can't imagine there's any sort of attack out there I can't get my head around.

Only reasonable answer is something from a whole other dimension.

Saito Hajime

...How're you doing, Nobukatsu?

Oda Nobukatsu

I'm still uninjured...I think.

But there's no way in hell I could hope to dodge an attack even those two couldn't see coming!

Saito Hajime

Yeah, that tracks. I'm pretty confident about my ability to survive...

...but around these two, I don't think it'll make much of a difference.

Nemo

Battles where you never so much as see the enemy aren't battles. They're massacres.

And of course, we'll be the ones getting massacred. If we stay here, we'll lose. Simple as that.

Cú Chulainn Alter

...We need to get out of here, Master.

Arjuna Alter

I agree. I propose we make a temporary retreat.

Much as I hate to say it...

Your choice

Do you all agree with that, too?

Saito Hajime

Sounds fine to me.

It's way better to run off with our tails between our legs than to stay here and get slaughtered.

Nemo

Of course. We can, and should, come back once we've had a chance to regroup.

Your choice

What do you think, Nobukatsu?

Oda Nobukatsu

It's a chance to ask Sister what she thinks, so I definitely agree!

Saito Hajime

You don't think she'll get mad that you ran off with your tail between your legs?

Oda Nobukatsu

No, she wouldn't.

There's nothing wrong with a tactical retreat when it's necessary.

Saito Hajime

Oh, yeah, good point.

Now that you mention it, when Lady Nobunaga ran, it was full speed, wasn't it?

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Cú Chulainn Alter

All right, let's head back to the hallway we Rayshifted to.

Saito Hajime

Master, stay low and keep your head down. Don't look up for anything, got it?

Nobukatsu and I will be at your front and rear.

Your choice

G-got it!

Cú Chulainn Alter

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Arjuna Alter

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Cú Chulainn Alter

Dammit!

Arjuna Alter

We're under attack!

Saito Hajime

...It's no use! I can't see 'em anywhere!

Oda Nobukatsu

Me neither! What the hell is this!?

Cú Chulainn Alter

We'll just have to fight 'em off as best we can. Be ready to destroy the whole damn hallway!

Arjuna!

Arjuna Alter

...What are your orders, Master?

Your choice

Do it!

Arjuna Alter

?!

Understood. Transitioning to combat mode!

2. Before the battle

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Cú Chulainn Alter

...Who's there!?

Arjuna Alter

Hm!?

???

What do you people think you're doing!?

Your choice

Who're you?

???

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Never mind that now. Where are your glasses!? You need glasses!

Let's see... Good, I've got two extra pairs. Here!

Your choice

I-I see iiiiiit!

???

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Great!

Cú Chulainn Alter

...That's more like it. All right, Master, let's hear your orders!

Long as I can see it, I can kill it!

3. After the battle

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Cú Chulainn Alter

This thing's persistent, but I can still finish it off for good!

???

Stop! Killing it will just make things worse!

Cú Chulainn Alter

Huh!?

What're you talking about?

???

I'll tell you later! There's a safe room not too far from here!

If we can just make it there, we'll be safe for a bit!

Cú Chulainn Alter

...Got it.

Saito Hajime

Huh. Never would've expected you to be so...compliant.

Cú Chulainn Alter

We don't know what these things are, why they're like this, or what the hell's going on, so we don't have much of a choice.

Normally I'd just fight these things off, but this is pretty far from normal.

Saito Hajime

You can say that again.

All right, guy, show us the way to this safe room then.

???

Of course. This way!

Cú Chulainn Alter

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...Nope, can't see without 'em on. Not to mention that

...Ah, whatever.

???

...Phew.

Cú Chulainn Alter

...The enemy didn't follow us here. Looks like we're safe for now.

Saito Hajime

Well, that's good to know. Phew... ...All right, so who are you, anyway?

???

Oh, right. I'd like to tell you my name, and I know this is when I should...

...but I'd really rather not. Sorry.

Oda Nobukatsu

Ahahahaha. You really think that's gonna fly?

???

I'm a Servant. That much is certain.

Perhaps I was summoned here to resolve this situation...

...or maybe it was because I was searching for a Holy Grail.

Either way, it doesn't change the unfortunate fact that...I have no Servant abilities.

Right now, I'm really not much more than a typical human in strength and ability!

Arjuna Alter

...It seems you're telling the truth. So then

???

Yes, so I'm afraid I'm a little too ashamed to actually give you my name right now.

I mean, think about it.

Let's say I said I was King Arthur, only without Excalibur, the Round Table...

...or even the faintest idea of how to use a sword.

How would you react?

Oda Nobukatsu

I'd think you were messing with us.

???

Right?

So I hope you can forgive me for not introducing myself properly.

Your choice

Okay, but we still need to call you something.

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?!

Hmm, good point. Let's see...

How about Miuh, Michael? Can't get much more common than that, right?

Saito Hajime

I'll say. Hell, it's so common it feels almost weird to call a Servant that.

Your choice

You got it. Nice to meet you, Michael.

Michael

The pleasure's all mine.

All right, now that things have settled down, let me tell you what's going on, starting at the beginning.

First, those invisible Demonic Beasts.

You probably already know this, since some of you already fought and were injured by them...

...but they operate on a very troublesome concept.

It's not just that you can't see them. It's that technically they don't exist to begin with, even when they're attacking you.

Oda Nobukatsu

They don't exist...?

Michael

That's right. Which is why we're not able to harm them. They're invisible, have no scent, can't be sensed...

In spite of all that, they can still harm US. In fact, it's the only way they can interact with us.

Your choice

So, they're literally unbeatable?

Michael

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Hahaha, I guess you could say that.

...My guess is, those Demonic Beasts are the reason why this Singularity is the way it is.

And unfortunately, I still don't know how to defeat them.

Cú Chulainn Alter

Hang on. I'm not buying it.

The glasses are what let me fight the Demonic Beast. And I can tell I did some damage.

I could've finished it off if you hadn't stopped me.

Michael

You think I didn't try doing exactly that?

Cú Chulainn Alter

...

Arjuna Alter

...Now I see. Let me guess.

Your power was stolen.

Michael

That's right! I'm impressed! You must be either very intuitive or have exceptional powers of observation.

Arjuna Alter

It just seemed like the logical conclusion, given the situation and your lack of abilities.

Saito Hajime

Whoa, whoa, back up. Your power was stolen?

Michael

That's right. Though I don't know if the Singularity itself or the Demonic Beasts were responsible.

All I know for certain is that once a Demonic Beast is defeated, it disappears along with the power of the person who defeated it.

And, I've unfortunately learned that there are quite a few of these Demonic Beasts.

Even if each of you defeated one of them, it wouldn't so much as put a dent in their numbers.

Your choice

That's just crazy strong...

Michael

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I take it you're their Master?

Then you can rest easy for now, at least unless you suddenly become as strong as a Servant.

It seems like the Demonic Beasts are only going after meals they find satisfying, so to speak.

Cú Chulainn Alter

All right, next question. What's with the glasses?

Michael

They're part of this Singularity. Think of them as a kind of Mystic Code.

Cú Chulainn Alter

They don't just let you see those Demonic Beasts. They also...

Michael

Yes, that's right.

These glasses have been enchanted so that their wearers may act with some measure of intellect.

Your choice

What do you mean?

Michael

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Cú Chulainn Alter

I don't really gotta tell you that I'm a Berserker, Master.

My Madness Enhancement would never let me stop mid-battle unless it was for something earth-shattering.

Not to mention this Michael guy here isn't even my Master.

There's no way I'd stop in the middle of a fight to listen to some random guy under normal circumstances.

So the fact that I was able to must mean there's something up with these glasses.

Michael

That's right. These glasses make their wearer intellectual.

They don't alter your typical combat prowess, but they will give you rational warnings against hasty killings.

Cú Chulainn Alter

Tch...

Michael

I'm guessing you're the most prone to going berserk here, so the self-control says a lot.

Oda Nobukatsu

Is that everything you know?

Michael

Yes.

Right after my summoning, the Demonic Beasts attacked me, and I was forced to retreat.

I happened upon these glasses in the basement and learned they were Mystic Codes.

So I put on a pair, went back to fight the Demonic Beasts, and won.

Saito Hajime

Aha. Gotcha.

So these glasses can suppress madness, but they don't suppress reason.

That means you ignored the warning your rational mind was giving you, coldly finished off the Demonic Beast, and

Michael

Ahahaha. I guess it just goes to show how important it is to listen to your rational mind sometimes!

Anyway...

At this point, this may be obvious, but I believe you and I share a goal.

What do you say we work together to resolve this Singularity?

Your choice

Of course!

Michael

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Great! It's a deal!

Arjuna Alter

All right, we should discuss our next course of action.

Michael

First of all, we'll need glasses for everyone.

I brought two spare pairs just in case the pair I've got on now broke, but

Your choice

Those are the ones we're using now, right?

Michael

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Right. However, I'm fairly sure there were more glasses where I found these.

Let's go to the basement. If we run into any Demonic Beasts on the way, remember to focus on driving them off, not killing them.

Cú Chulainn Alter

Got it.

Arjuna Alter

We should avoid combat as much as possible. Fortunately, with your strength, we should be able to do that.

I don't like relying on you so much, but...

Cú Chulainn Alter

Don't worry about it. That's our job as Servants.

Michael

We just have to make it to the basement. All right, let's go!