The Gishiwajinden Musou

So this is the famous Yamataikoku. It's wonderful to see its people are so peaceful and friendly as well.

I also see it has plenty of ricerice as far as the eye can see, in fact.

Hahaha. With so much rice to spare, we should have no problem with ration supplies whatsoever.

Flying General, though the Three Kingdoms period may be over, might I suggest you take this opportunity to go as wild as you wish?

!!! (Translation: An assault without a cause! Now that is the Chen Gong I know!)

Lord Chen Gong, I understand this is a rich and fertile land, but did they do something wrong to deserve all this rice?

As things stand now, I'm not seeing much in the way of motivation.

Is there not even a single carrot to be found here? One of those glorious orange veggies with all the nutrients a warrior could ask for?

Heh. Sorry, but carrots didn't make their way to Japan until the Azuchi-Momoyama period.

So you'll need to wait until my heyday before you can start making curry with carrots!

That's fine with me. I've never seen why curry absolutely has to have carrots, anyway.

How dare you!? You've got it all backwards! Carrots have no need to sully themselves in curry. They have immeasurable value all on their own!

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So the Kingdom of Wei really was destroyed, huh?

Too bad. I really liked how they used to call me "Ruler of Wa, Friend of Wei."

Hahaha. Indeed, it was Lord Lu Bu and I who wiped it off the map!

There is no problem one cannot solve with an explosion, which is why our victory is all but assured!