Fate/Grand Order story · Events, Illusionary Yamatai Continuum, Sakai
Iron Chef of Ochazuke
Illusionary Yamatai Continuum, Sakai. Dark Sekigahara
1 scenes, 18 lines
1. Before the battle
18 lines
No chilled pickles, no life!
Wh-what are you shouting about, Hijikata!?
You heard me! You can't have chazuke without chilled pickles! So pile 'em up! Pile 'em up to the damn ceiling! And if they're chopped, even better!
I don't know where you came from or why you're shouting about this, but if you want to put chilled pickles on your tea rice, knock yourself out.
Not good enough! As long as I live, I refuse to have anything other than chilled pickles on chazuke! CHILLED PICKLES OR BUST!
In my time, we only had yuzuke, where we poured hot water on our rice instead of tea. But I see there are many more "-zuke" choices these days.
That being said, isn't that a little too much? Look, you're taking in so much salt that your eyes are all red.
No back talk! Just keep the chilled pickles coming! I want to see chazuke with chilled pickles, by chilled pickles, and for chilled pickles! That's right!
I am chilled pickles!!!
Hang on. Something's not right. ...Okay, that's putting it mildly.
I know Hijikata was always kind of obsessed with chilled pickles, but this is crazy, even for him.
...At least, I think it is?
Easy there, Commander. Have more faith in yourself.
This must be the Holy Teacup's power. I think he's gone from Berserker to Teaserker.
I mean, just look at him. He's clearly not in his right mind.
Uh, I'm pretty sure "Teaserker" isn't a class. And he always looks like that.