Prologue: GUDAGUDA Civilization and Enlightenment

Ahh...it's springtime.

We're going to have to put away the kotatsu soon.

Don't be such a lame. Besides...

Last time, during the "Super GUDAGUDA Honnoji: Ginormous Spring Celebration Incident,"

the super Demon King of the Sixth Heaven awakened just in the nick of time... Yep! It was my awesome heroism that made that event the success it was!

Uh...that was not a real event. On the other hand...

At the end of "Super GUDAGUDA Shinsengumi: Okita's Grand Victory"...

...a tan me unleashed a mega-powerful beam attack that was absolutely amazing!

Hah! Now you're just talking crazy. You don't have an Alter, and everyone knows you can't beam.

Ah, I knew that Master would appreciate the transience and imperfection of the kotatsu! Now, come, you can sit next to me.

Hey! Don't push! You're kicking me! Sheesh, stay on your own side!

...And hey, where's my mandarin?

Um, it's April. Mandarins are out of season.

Hey, speaking of April, did you play the special April Fools' game?

Why would I!? If it isn't Nobunaga-focused, then I'm not interested!

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Senpai! There's an intruder in Chaldea!

Oh, Nobunaga and Okita. You're...still here...

...Wait a minute! Why are you two lounging in Senpai's room!? M-may I join you?

Still as foxy as ever, eh, DemiI mean, Boobie Servant? So, what do you want? What's with all the ruckus?

Nobbu!

Oh...is there still a dark version of me lurking around? We did just do the revival event the other day.

Argh! Move, you weirdo creature! You're mega creepy! ...Wait, creature?

I'm glad you asked! Chacha is a mysterious masked warrior hailing from another dimension who has come to warn you of terrible impending doom!

I'm no man! Chacha is a mysterious masked woman hailing from another dimension who has come to warn you of terrible impending doom!

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Chacha...is it?

Huh? How did you know Chacha's name!? Do you have eeyespee?

Chacha...I've heard of her. I believe she was the concubine of Toyotomi Hideyoshi, the man who unified Japan during the Sengoku* period. (*TL Note: Sengoku=Warring States)

She was the daughter of Nobunaga's younger sister, Oichi. The eldest of the three Azai Sisters, she led a kinda...ill-fated life.

Hey! Don't you turn into a history nerd on me! Wait a minute. Chacha...are you THAT Chacha!?

Hm? I hear a familiar voice... A-Auntie!? I thought you got torched by Akechi in Honnoji!?

Sorry to butt in when you're all getting excited, but this reading I'm picking up... It's one we've seen before...

Remember? The most awkward of all readings analyzed in Chaldea's history? The Guda Guda Particles.

Explaining would be boring AND painful, so how about you just imagine for yourselves what they do and go with that. See ya☆

You really suck with our event infodumps. But I guess it's okay. Simplicity makes it easier!

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You KNOW what we're talking about, Senpai! It's "that thing"!

It's the completely terrifying Guda Guda Particle... Servants it contaminates turn into utter disappointments!

Senpai, let's get out of here quickly! If we don't hurry, even I risk turning into Mashy-Mashy!

Looks like you're all on the same page now! Come with Chacha if you want to live!

...Um, by the way, are you the Master from that Chaldea place?

Umhm! Good answer! And you've got a good expression on your face! If Chacha says so, it must be true!

Happy? YOU'RE HAPPY RIGHT?

Argh! Forget about it! Just hurry up and get us outta here!

I wanted to watch "Get Stella-ed If You Laugh: Chaldea" on TV tonight!

Eh!? Cool? I heard that the world of today was dangerous, so I sneaked into His Highness's storage house and took them.

D-do I look good in them? R-really? Tee hee... Chacha looks good in anything anyway!

Yes, yes. I have a feeling this is going to be another painful ordeal, but just leave everything to me again, Master!

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I shall support you from behind the scenes, Senpai!

Then let's go! Off to some crazy-weird realm Chacha doesn't understand at all!

What!? You don't understand it!?