Fate/Grand Order story · Events, Warring States Runaway Highway, MAKAI

Section 6: Salt, Sword, and Bishamonten

Warring States Runaway Highway, MAKAI. Chikuma

3 scenes, 350 lines

1. Before the battle

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Nagao Kagetora

The Imagawa placed an embargo on salt?

Retainer

Yes, ma'am. They're conspiring with the Houjou to block every shipment into Kai that they can.

Nagao Kagetora

Yet another dull tactic, I see.

Retainer

Ma'am? D-did you say "dull"?

Nagao Kagetora

Uh, I mean, how dare they resort to such cowardly methods!

I know this is Harunobu's fault for breaking the Kai-Sagami-Suruga alliance in the first place, but still.

Retainer

Word is that the Takeda's people are starving, and their soldiers are struggling. Lady Kagetora, this may be the perfect opportunity to invade and conquer Kai!

Nagao Kagetora

Send Harunobu some salt.

Retainer

Yes, ma'am! I'll ready our army right away and

Um, ma'am? Could you repeat that, please? I'm not sure I heard you correctly.

Nagao Kagetora

I said, send Harunobu some salt. He may have brought this situation on himself, but his people shouldn't have to suffer for it.

Not to say you should give it to him for free, obviously. Have some of our merchants bring it in to sell.

But also make sure they understand not to take advantage of things and raise their prices.

Retainer

B-but, we may never get an opportunity like this aga

Nagao Kagetora

The enemy is already weakened. It wouldn't be any fun toI mean, it would be unjust to attack them now.

More importantly, the Ikko sect up in Etchu has been growing cocky lately. It's time we put them in their place.

Retainer

Y-yes, ma'am.

Nagao Kagetora

All right, see that it is done. And make sure I'm not disturbed while I pray to Bishamonten.

Retainer

What does she hope to gain by attacking the Ikko sect? No matter how you look at it, attacking Kai-Shinano now would benefit the Uesugi clan far more.

Nobody in their right mind would go along with such lunacy.

Nagao Kagetora

I don't understand emotions.

That's why so many of my retainers openly oppose me, or even turn their blades on me.

...

I wonder if Harunobu goes through the same thing. The Takeda clan certainly has plenty of retainers who won't shut up.

As does mine, I suppose.

...

(Sigh) I'd really love to attack Kawanakajima again.

Takeda Harunobu

Uesugi sent us salt?

Retainer

Yes, my lord. And not just salt. A number of Uesugi merchants have come to Kai with provisions for our army as well. I also have a letter from Kagetora here.

Takeda Harunobu

What could she be thinking...?

Retainer

I don't know, my lord, but there's no denying that the Imagawa and Houjou clans' salt embargo has been hurting our people.

The merchants haven't even raised their prices. Whatever Uesugi's intentions, this would seem to be exactly what we needed.

Takeda Harunobu

You think I don't know that?

See that the salt makes its way to all our people. Don't let any clansmen stop you. Use my name if you need to.

Retainer

Are you sure, my lord?

Takeda Harunobu

Who leads the Takeda?

Me, or them?

Retainer

Y-yes, my lord. Apologies, my lord. I'll make the arrangements at once.

Takeda Harunobu

...All right, let's see what Kagetora had to say.

Nagao Kagetora

Ahahahahaha! This is what happens when you get cocky and break your word, Harunobu. But I don't want you using this as an excuse when you lose, so I'm sending you some of Echigo's best salt. It is so good. Sooo good! Anyway, now that you have this, make sure you're in top form and ready to face me. --Nagao Kagetora PS: I'm coming back to Kawanakajima once I've walloped the Ikko sect, so look forward to that!

Takeda Harunobu

Like hell you are!

Northern God of War

One.

Northern God of War

Two.

Hattori Takeo

Waaaaaaaaaah!

Northern God of War

Three.

Hotaru

Waaah!?

Northern God of War

Huh, none of you are dead. I must not have struck as hard as I thought.

Nagakura Shinpachi

Gurk! What the hell was that!? Even I can't believe we're still alive!

Hattori Takeo

I didn't even sense her sneaking up.

This strength is like nothing else... She really is the Northern God of War!

Hotaru

I didn't think she would ambush us herself.

Takeda Harunobu

Dammit... It never fails. She always finds a way to ruin my plans.

Northern God of War

This time, I'll kill you.

Nagao Kagetora

I don't think so! Bishamonten's Eight Aspect Rotating Formation!!!

Northern God of War

It's no use.

Nagao Kagetora

Huh? You blocked every one of my killer formations!?

Northern God of War

I see. A distorted alternate version of me.

Nagao Kagetora

Distorted? What's that supposed to mean?

Northern God of War

I mean what I said: you're a distorted alternate version of me. What do you not understand?

Nagao Kagetora

Now you're just talking nonsense. And what's with those giant cannons on your back, anyway!?

Northern God of War

They're not cannons. They are Biten treasure pagodas engraved with sutras.

Nagao Kagetora

I-I see... Anyway, you leave me no choice!

Touhachi Bishamonten! Hear my plea, and lend me your divine strength! Eightfold flourishes!

Northern God of War

You still don't understand? Then I'll be as direct as I can.

You are a poor imitation of me.

Your choice

Kagetora!

She's just too strong...

G:Nagao Kagetora

I-I'm...an imitation...?

Northern God of War

You're a distorted, broken version of me who forgot your role as the arbiter of the human world. Come, I will end your miserable existence myself.

G:Nagao Kagetora

Khh...!

Takeda Harunobu

Hey, Kenshin. Eyes on me. I'm the one you'll be fighting here.

Northern God of War

Takeda Harunobu... Even with Kai's support, you're still no match for me.

Takeda Harunobu

We'll see about that.

Northern God of War

How foolish... But you always were a perfect example of human foolishness.

Takeda Harunobu

Bullshit. What's your deal now, anyway, going around acting like you're some kind of god?

Northern God of War

It's no act. I genuinely am the avatar of Bishamonten.

Takeda Harunobu

Is that so?

Shinpachi! Imagawa guy! Buy me some time while I see about coming up with a way to maybe win here!

Nagakura Shinpachi

Only maybe? ...Ah well, no point thinking about it. I'll just do the same thing I've always done: meet the enemy head-on!

Hattori! Give me a hand!

Hattori Takeo

This will be our first time fighting side by side since my time in the Shinsengumi. Funny how things work out sometimes.

Very well. Just make sure you don't fall behind!

Northern God of War

It's pointless.

No human is strong enough to so much as scratch me.

Nagakura Shinpachi

You never know...

Hattori Takeo

Unless you try!

Takeda Harunobu

Move, Kagetora. You're in my way.

Nagao Kagetora

Don't be ridiculous. I'm just getting... Ghh!

Takeda Harunobu

Now do you see? She's right. No human is strong enough to even scratch her.

Nagao Kagetora

Then...you don't mean she's

Takeda Harunobu

That's right. That right there is a version of you that truly did become a god.

Nagao Kagetora

So then...she really is Bishamonten?

Takeda Harunobu

Hey, Master of Chaldea. Sorry for the short notice, but you need to form a contract with me and give me one of those Command Spells, right now.

Nagao Kagetora

You want to form a contract with my Master, Harunobu?

Takeda Harunobu

Even with Kai's support, I still won't be able to hold my own against Kenshin.

Forming a contract with the Master of Chaldea, and getting an extra boost from a Command Spell...

...is the absolute minimum I need to pull off my plan.

Nagao Kagetora

So you need support from both Kai and a Command Spell, huh? And you think that'll get us to victory?

Takeda Harunobu

I didn't expect her to attack us before I could get this ready, but either way, it's time for Chaldea to honor the pact you made with the Takeda clan.

Any objections?

Your choice

Nope. Let's do it.

None. Come on, let's hurry.

Takeda Harunobu

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Good man. Not many people have the sense to know when to seize an opportunity. You must have been in countless battles.

All right, take my hand.

Good. Now give me a Command Spell.

I see... This is one hell of a lot of magical energy.

Kagetora, you've been contracted to this guy all this time, and you still couldn't beat me? What happened to the Dragon of Echigo?

Nagao Kagetora

What was that? Okay, tough guy, you're talking awfully big. You'd better be able to back it up.

Takeda Harunobu

Don't worry. When I say I'll do something, I do it.

But, I'm also going to need you to do your part, Kagetora.

Nagakura Shinpachi

Guh... Yeah, definitely cracked a few ribs.

Northern God of War

You're quite tough for a human.

Nagakura Shinpachi

Hah! It's gonna take more than that to kill old Nagakura Shinpachi!

Having said that, how the hell're you so damn tough!?

Can't so much as nick you with my sword. It's almost enough to make me question whether I know how to use the thing.

Hattori Takeo

It seems that since she's the avatar of Bishamonten, she is protected by an aura of genuine divinity.

Even I, the Shinsengumi's strongest fighter, can't so much as scratch her with either of my swords.

Nagakura Shinpachi

You, the strongest fighter in the Shinsengumi? Don't make me laugh! You can't even move anymore, can you!?

Hattori Takeo

You're one to talk. Your legs and back clearly aren't what they used to be. Your swordplay is barely a shadow of what it was.

Northern God of War

Burn them all, sword of flame.

Nagakura Shinpachi

Aaagh! Wh-what the hell was that!?

Hattori Takeo

It's eating through my armor!? These are no ordinary flames!

Northern God of War

You humans should have known better than to challenge a god.

This ends now.

Oh, right. I forgot about you.

Hotaru

Even my spiral round didn't work on her... What kind of armor is she wearing? All right, I'll just have to overwhelm her with sheer volume of fire from a distance.

Northern God of War

Let me show you how that is done.

Hotaru

Aah! She's got projectiles, too!?

Northern God of War

You do like to scurry about, don't you? I've had enough. I'll just blow you all away at once.

Nagakura Shinpachi

Hey, what're you doing!? Are those big things on your back

Northern God of War

Yes. I'm going to use the twin pagodas of Biten to reduce everything to ash with their holy flames.

Hotaru

So those treasure pagodas actually WERE big cannons.

Nagakura Shinpachi

Sh-shit, I think we're in real trouble here! Do something, Hattori!

Hattori Takeo

You could always shield us yourself, Nagakura.

No, on second thought, even that wouldn't help. A direct hit from so much magical energy will vaporize us all.

Hotaru

We'll just have to fall back forHuh!?

Northern God of War

Too late. It's over.

Nagakura Shinpachi

Yeowch, that's hot... Hey. Are we still alive?

Hattori Takeo

...It would seem so.

Hotaru

What just happened?

Takeda Harunobu

The people will be your castles, your walls, and your moats...

Nagakura Shinpachi

Hey. Isn't that

Takeda Harunobu

Mercy is your ally. Cruelty is your enemy!

Thanks for hanging in there.

Northern God of War

Is that

Takeda Harunobu

Now...

...Takeda will be fighting this battle.

2. Before the battle

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Northern God of War

So you summoned your castle, Harunobu?

Takeda Harunobu

Can't you tell? Here in Kai, nobody can match me.

Northern God of War

I see. Between the land of Kai and your castle, you have everything you need to make full use of your power.

Takeda Harunobu

Stand up, Shinpachi. You're not old enough to kick the bucket just yet, right?

Nagakura Shinpachi

You're a damn slave driver, General. Still, this castle does seem like a game changer.

Hotaru

Amazing. Those ramparts took a direct hit from those cannons, and they're still standing...

Hattori Takeo

Now this is what I would expect from the Takeda. You really do wield incredible power as long as you're in Kai.

Northern God of War

If I must attack your castle, so be it. I'll just have to start taking this fight seriously.

Nagakura Shinpachi

Wait, you mean you weren't serious up till now? You gotta be kidding me...

Takeda Harunobu

Remember who we're up against here. Even in Kai, with my castle supporting us, we're just barely on even ground now.

Are you ready, Master of Chaldea? Keep your eyes peeled for your opportunity.

Your choice

I will. Don't worry about me.

You got it. Good luck, everyone.

Takeda Harunobu

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Good answer.

Kenshin... Today, I'M going to win.

Now, in the name of my Furinkazan banner...let the battle begin!

3. After the battle

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Seigan'in

Lord Tamekage, Bishamonten came to me last night and entered my body while I was sleeping.

Nagao Tamekage

Is that true!?

Seigan'in

Oh yes. I'm sure of it.

Nagao Tamekage

This is a great blessing. Your child will be our clan's savior.

Seigan'in

Indeed. They will no doubt be the light of peace that shines upon these chaotic times of war.

Retainer

Lord Tamekage, your child has been born!

Nagao Tamekage

Wonderful! Tell me, is it a boy? A girl?

Retainer

It's a princess, my lord.

Nagao Tamekage

A girl, then. I see... And how are they? Are the mother and child all right?

Retainer

Yes, my lord, they're both hale and hearty. But, uh, you see...

Nagao Tamekage

Yes? What is it?

???

Ahahahahaha!

Nagao Tamekage

Huh!?

Where did that come from!?

Seigan'in

Ah, Lord Tamekage, just look at this child.

R:???

Ahahahahaha!

Nagao Tamekage

I-I can't believe it. She's l-laughing... A newborn baby, laughing instead of crying...

Seigan'in

Yes, my lord. She's so healthy, and her face is like the Buddha's own. She truly is Bishamonten incarnated.

Nagao Tamekage

B-Bishamonten incarnated?

Ridiculous. Just look at that expression! That's not how a newborn baby should look!

Babies are supposed to cry, not laugh! This...thing is no baby! Keep it away from me!

Go drown it in a river!

Seigan'in

I don't believe it. What could Lord Tamekage be thinking!?

This is a child of the Buddha himself; she is the avatar of Bishamonten! She will bring an end to this age of endless war!

Why, just look at her! See how much she's smiling and...laughing?

R:???

Ahahahaha!

Seigan'in

What... What are you laughing about!? Stop that! Stop that at once!

Are you laughing at your father? At your mother!?

R:???

Ahahahahahahahaha!

Seigan'in

Stop it... Stop iiiiiiiiit!!!

Nagakura Shinpachi

(Huff, huff, huff...) It's no use. Nothing's working on her.

Hotaru

I can't believe both my guns and my blade are useless... Or is she just healing her injuries that quickly?

Northern God of War

No human can wound a god.

Hattori Takeo

So this is Bishamonten's Divinity... It may be just as strong as Lord Yoshimoto's. Maybe even stronger.

Northern God of War

Prepare yourselves. Bishamonten shall save you.

Takeda Harunobu

Is that it?

Northern God of War

...Is what it?

Takeda Harunobu

Is that all you've got, Kenshin?

Nagakura Shinpachi

What're you saying, General? You're barely standing as it is.

Takeda Harunobu=spot

Shut up. I'm talking to Kenshin right now.

A:Takeda Harunobu

Your Noble Phantasm, Kenshin. Use it now. You'll never beat me otherwise.

B:Northern God of War

Now you're taunting me? Are you mad?

A:Takeda Harunobu

What's wrong? Are you afraid?

Come to think of it, you never did like attacking castles. Hell, you even stood around twiddling your thumbs during the siege of Odawara Castle, of all places.

I guess you couldn't manage my castle either, then.

B:Northern God of War

...Very well. I'm sure you're up to something, but whatever it is, it won't matter.

Takeda Harunobu

Here it comes. Stand back, everyone.

Nagakura Shinpachi

H-hey, what're you

Northern God of War

Come.

M:Hotaru

Is that...a pillar of light from the sky!?

Northern God of War

This is the treasured sword of Biten.

Takeda Harunobu

So that's your Noble Phantasm...

Northern God of War

It's over, Harunobu.

Heavens... Earth... People... Witness the justice within my blade.

Northern God of War

Biten's Eight Aspects, White!!!

Northern God of War

...!?

Northern God of War

Why didn't you dodge? No... You took that blow on purpose.

Takeda Harunobu

I knew it. You still have this sword.

Northern God of War

What are you Huh? I can't move the blade!?

Takeda Harunobu

Did you forget how you got this sword?

Northern God of War

How I got it...?

Takeda Harunobu

This blade originally belonged to the Takeda. I'm taking it back.

That's right. This is the Takeda's holiest weapon...

...the Salt Embargo's Long Sword.

Northern God of War

...The Salt Embargo's Long Sword...

Takeda Harunobu

Now, Kagetora! Use this sword!

Nagao Kagetora

Master! Give me a Command Spell!

Your choice

Do it!

Finish this!

Nagao Kagetora

?!

Haaaaaa!

Northern God of War

Wha...!?

Nagao Kagetora

Bishamonten's Eighth Aspect, White!!!

...

Hattori Takeo

The Northern God of War... She's...

Nagakura Shinpachi

She got her!?

Northern God of War

...So this is the chance you were waiting for.

Nagao Kagetora

It was all Harunobu's strategy.

Northern God of War

Strategy...?

Nagao Kagetora

That's right.

Takeda Harunobu

Listen up. Kenshin's divine aura is very literally Bishamonten's protection. No ordinary attack can pierce it.

Nagao Kagetora

Then how are we supposed to beat her?

Takeda Harunobu

Kenshin's own power is an exception. Her Noble Phantasm should be able to break through that protection.

Nagao Kagetora

Her Noble Phantasm, huh?

Takeda Harunobu

That's right. And I know what it is.

Nagao Kagetora

So, what is it?

Takeda Harunobu

It's the Takeda's own holy weapon, the Salt Embargo's Long Sword.

Nagao Kagetora

The Salt Embargo's Long Sword...? What in the world is that?

Takeda Harunobu

You forgot? Really? This is exactly why I hate you.

The Salt Embargo's Long Sword is the sword I sent you to thank you for the salt.

Nagao Kagetora

Oh! THAT sword.

Wait. Was it really such an amazing sword?

Takeda Harunobu

Just forget it.

The point is, that sword belongs to both you and me.

If we can manage to steal it, then we should be able use it to break through Kenshin's protection.

Nagao Kagetora

I see... All that aside, why do I have a sword I received as a gift in my Noble Phantasm?

Takeda Harunobu

How the hell should I know that?

What I do know is, if you use that sword here in Kai, it will definitely be as strong as a Noble Phantasm.

Nagao Kagetora

I see. So you want to turn your land advantage into a Noble Phantasm. Okay, I understand. But can you really take it from her?

Takeda Harunobu

I told you. When I say I'll do something, I do it.

Nagao Kagetora

I guess you did, didn't you?

Takeda Harunobu

So keep building up your magical energy until I steal the sword back. You'll only have a moment to take her down while she's surprised.

Nagao Kagetora

...Understood.

Takeda Harunobu

You got all that, Master of Chaldea?

Your choice

I'll give it a shot.

Takeda Harunobu

No. There's no "giving it a shot" here. You either do this, or you don't.

Your choice

Let's do this, Kagetora.

Nagao Kagetora

I'm trusting you, Harunobu.

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Takeda Harunobu

This is our one shot at winning. Don't screw it up.

Northern God of War

To think that I, Bishamonten, would lose like this.

No... It's only because there is a distorted version of me here.

Nagao Kagetora

Distorted? How am I distorted?

Northern God of War

You poor thing. I barely even recognize mysel

Nagao Kagetora

What the...!?

Northern God of War

...So, you've come.

Imagawa Yoshimoto

Look at that. Without your divinity, you're a total pushover.

Takeda Harunobu

Imagawa...Yoshimoto...!

Imagawa Yoshimoto

Thank you for your help, Takeda Harunobu.

Even with all my power, I wasn't sure what to do about Bishamonten and her divine protection.

Nagakura Shinpachi

The Imagawa general...!

Northern God of War

Yoshimoto... How many demons did you absorb to grow so much?

Imagawa Yoshimoto

The gods and the Buddha have no place interfering in human affairs. This is an age of conquerors. Pure power rules all here.

I have no use for weaklings who still pray and cling to outmoded deities.

Northern God of War

...

It seems I will no longer be passing judgment on the Holy Grail Rebellion.

Live out these latter days of the law, my distortion.

Live, and die, even if none desire it of you.

Imagawa Yoshimoto

Begone, white man-made god.

Northern God of War

...

Nagao Kagetora

She disappeared? ...No. You absorbed her.

Imagawa Yoshimoto

Hmm. I'm disappointed in myself. I failed to realize you were a copy of the god of war.

Itou Kashitarou

Oh my, that couldn't have gone better, Lord Yoshimoto.

I can't believe we've finally managed to get rid of that damn god.

Nagakura Shinpachi

Itou Kashitarou? Is that you!?

Itou Kashitarou

Hello there, Nagakura. Long time no see, eh? Whatever are you doing here?

Nagakura Shinpachi

What was that?

Itou Kashitarou

Well, Saito came back to us alive and well, right? I just found that a little strange.

Nagakura Shinpachi

What's that supposed to mean?

Itou Kashitarou

I mean...

...why did you let a known traitor live?

Nagakura Shinpachi

You wanted me to kill Saito?

Itou Kashitarou

I just thought that, since anyone who leaves the Shinsengumi is either hanged or forced to commit seppuku, like we were...

...Saito should've had to do the same.

Itou Kashitarou

Oh! Come to think of it, you left the Shinsengumi too, didn't you, Nagakura? Goodness, I'm so sorry.

Or did you just barely pass because it was called the Kouyou Chinbutai when you left?

Yikes. I have to say, not a good look.

Nagakura Shinpachi

What are you trying to say?

Itou Kashitarou

Me?

I just want to rub it in your face.

Itou Kashitarou

Oh, right. This is no time to be playing with you.

Lord Yoshimoto, I believe this is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.

Not only is the Northern God of War out of the picture, we have before us both an injured Takeda and Chaldea.

What do you say we end this all right here and now!?

Imagawa Yoshimoto

That was my intention. Are you ready to die, Takeda Harunobu?

Nagakura Shinpachi

I figured you wouldn't offer an alliance if you didn't have an angle, but I still didn't expect you to betray us so brazenly.

Is that why they sent you, Hattori? To keep tabs on us?

Hattori Takeo

...

Takeda Harunobu

Hmph. I was going after you once the god of war was dealt with, anyway.

This just saves me some time.

Imagawa Yoshimoto

Still as arrogant as ever, I see. But I suppose I should expect no less from Nobutora's son.

Nagao Kagetora

But Harunobu, with that injury, you'll never

Takeda Harunobu

It never rains but it pours. That's just how things are. Now come on. You'd best get ready, too.

Imagawa Yoshimoto

Then have at you, Tiger of Kai!

Takeda Harunobu

Bring it on.

Let's settle this here and now.

...Tch.

Nagakura Shinpachi

What the...? The Saika girl!?

Takeda Harunobu

Looks like my past finally caught up with me.

Hotaru

...

Nagao Kagetora

You shot Harunobu!?

Hotaru

Takeda Harunobu... This is revenge for the Saika. No...

...For Magoichi.