Fate/Grand Order story · Events, Turtle Island, Uncharted Waters
Project 7B: Let's Live on a Houseboat
Turtle Island, Uncharted Waters. Aquatic Village
1 scenes, 78 lines
1. Before the battle
78 lines– Inside the Houseboat –
Wahahaha! Go on, everyone! Drink! Dance! Live it up in style in this fiery floating Honnoji! We've got booze, we've got food, and we've got Atsumori razzle-dazzle for days!
Oh wow, Sister, pouring a drink for me? You're far too kind! Here, let me pour you one now. In fact, I insist!
Here, Master. Let me pour you a drink, too.
I'll even feed you so it's easier for you to eat!
Chacha desires a second helping of sea bream tempura!
It's super yummy! Chacha heard a funny rumor that old tanuki Tokugawa choked on one! Makes Chacha like it even more!
Gosh, I never would have imagined eating dinner on a boat! What a great idea!
Oh! Could I get a rice ball and some roasted clams please, Beni?
Coming right up, chirp. Most houseboats tend to serve tempura and sashimi as entrees, but we have lots of other ingredients to choose from here.
Hospitality is hospitality, even on a cramped houseboat, chirp. That's the driving force behind the Enma-tei's quality of service.
That means no cutting corners, Tamamo.
(Quiet sob) And here I thought I'd get to vacation with Master on a tropical island for the first time in forever.
Running into Ms. Beni instead is just my luck...
Did you say something, chirp?
No, ma'amI mean, yes, ma'am! Whatever you say, ma'am!
(Glug, glug, glug...) Ahhh! Man, the booze is great, the food is great... This is the life!
Ahahahahahaha! It'll take sake stronger than this to bring down the dragon of Echigo!
Just keep it coming! That's right! Keep it coming!
Even as a Guardian of the Counter Force, I can't help but be impressed by all the delicious food on this boat!
Just make sure you don't get so excited that you fall into the water, Rengoku.
I could say the same to you, Wielder.
Kakaka, be careful you don't end up in the very boat you are trying to escape.
We. Are. Literally. Standing. In. A. Boat.
All that's missing is... Hey, you there! You got any entertainment here? Know any party tricks or something?
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Hyahahahaha! Man, look at your dumb faces!
You know, the more I look, the more sublimely silly your faces seem. Maybe I'll snack on you things too while I'm at it!
How did you get from "your faces are silly" to "I'm gonna eat you"!? Don't say things like that! We're supposed to be having fun!
May I have everyone's attention, please!?
I heard someone calling for entertainment, so I will oblige! Feast your eyes on the Okuni Show's brand-new seaborne kabuki!
It's a shame I don't have a swimsuit to go with it, but don't let that stop you fine folks from enjoying the show!
Zazazazan!
It's so damn noisy in here. As usual.
Excuse me, Beni-Enmaaa! Could I get another helping too, please!?
Oh, are those chilled pickles, Mr. Hijikata? Don't mind if I do.
I sure as hell mind!
Sheesh. I imagined houseboat parties'd be a little more dignified than this.
But anyway... Why the swimsuit, Okita?
Well, for one thing, this place is kinda tropical.
And for another, the jet makes it easier to carry out a certain someone who tends to get rowdy when he drinks.
Um, Izo, I think you've had enough for one night...
Wooooooooo!
Just use your jet to throw him out and be done with it.
Waha. That smells good.
Is the floor made of grass?
They're tatami mats.
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It looks like they really like the smell.
I'm fond of tatami, too. I find it very calming!
They take their relaxing pretty seriously, huh?
... (Expression that says "I guess they're pretty cute")
Tatami... So this is the kind of flooring used in Japan.
It smells so nice and natural. It's cool to the touch, not too hard, not too soft...
I really like this.
So it's usually used for flooring, huh? So does having it on a boat like this mean it's special?
Hmm... I guess it's all right. I'll admit, this boat is pretty comfortable.
Which explains why the Con are relaxing so much.
U-um, Fujimaru?
W-would it be all right if I lied down and rolled around, too? Like the Con are doing?
Would that make me a laughingstock? Or, um, get me executed for sheer rudeness?
That's totally fine. Go for it.
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Really? Okay, if you're sure...
Mmm, it smells even more wonderfully grassy down here... Come on, Nhị! Try it!
O-okay...
Ahhh, this is just as relaxing as I thought it'd be. Can you even sleep here, too?
Definitely. That's how they used to sleep in Japan all the time.
Of course. Japanese people frequently justput mattresses down on tatami to sleep.
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I knew it. I can absolutely see why they would...
Mmm... This feels so nice. Especially with that breeze...
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...Oh?
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(Zzz... Zzz...)
(I think I'll let them get some shut-eye...)
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